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Music for Torching Kindle Edition

3.8 out of 5 stars 299 ratings

As A.M. Homes's incendiary novel unfolds, the Kodacolor hues of the good life become nearly hallucinogenic.Laying bare th foundations of a marriage, flash frozen in the anxious entropy of a suburban subdivision, Paul and Elaine spin the quit terors of family life into a fantastical frenzy that careens out of control. From a strange and hilarious encounter with a Stepford Wife neighbor to an ill-conceived plan for a tattoo, to a sexy cop who shows up at all the wrong moments, to a housecleaning team in space suits, a mistress calling on a cell phone, and a hostage situationat a school, A.M. Homes creates characters so outrageously flawed and deeply human that thery are entriely believable.

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Amazon.com Review

As Quentin Crisp used to say, "Don't keep up with the Joneses! Drag them down to your level!" This could be the motto of the suburbanites in A.M. Homes's fourth novel, Music for Torching. Homes has a subtle eye and ear for suburban reality, but beware: she is no mere satirist of what James Joyce called the "muddle crass." Behind each neat, bright lawn, vile lives writhe in darkness. On the surface, Paul and Elaine are conventionally competitive middle-aged, middle-class people with banal yearnings for French doors and a new deck. They have two strapping boys. Their neighbors Pat and George are prodigies of efficient family life. But alone with Elaine, Pat drops the Stepford Wife mask and stages loveless orgies atop the throbbing washer, amid the Downy and Fantastik and Bon Ami. Meanwhile, Paul beds a local wife and a sinister mistress. The nice old man down the street downloads Internet child porn. Local kids join the Boy Scouts and bite off teachers' fingers. It's all about lurid misery and false fronts: a minor character is named Claire Roth, surely alluding to the bitter relationship in Claire Bloom's Leaving a Doll's House and Philip Roth's I Married a Communist.

Paul and Elaine first popped up in Homes's collection The Safety of Objects, as a couple having the happiest night of their lives smoking crack while the kids are away. Their happiest night here is when they tip the barbecue and burn their house halfway down. The story proceeds with a nightmare zombie logic from there, with a funny-scary ironic tone. "Paul notices that the color of her eye shadow is Fiction, and her lipstick is called Sheer Fraud.... 'What happened to the dining-room table, Elaine? Why'd you chop it to pieces?'" he wonders. "The damage was irreparable," his wife replies. Homes describes nice people doing not-so-nice deeds in luminous, precise prose way better than Bret Easton Ellis, as well as Joyce Carol Oates, and occasionally within range of John Updike. But Homes is really the evil spawn of Grace Metalious and Quentin Tarantino. --Tim Appelo

From Publishers Weekly

A child enters a suburban grammar school with a gun and explosives strapped to his body; a SWAT team moves in; a boy is shot at close range. This creepy and all too familiar scenario appears at a pivotal moment of Homes's latest novel (after The End of Alice), a caustically funny and eerily plausible portrait of a suburban family meltdown. In a nondescript Leave-it-to-Beaveresque Westchester neighborhood, Elaine and Paul find their marriage and their lives at a standstill: Paul commutes to a vaguely sinister corporate job ("how do you make people think fat is good?" asks his boss at one point) and enjoys weekly trysts with a neighbor, while Elaine plays housewife, attends school plays, and shops. Both feel desperately "stuck." In a fit of boredom and frustration, following two nights of cocktail parties and barbeques with the neighbors, the two kick their grill to the ground and partially burn down their house, an event that plunges them into a sordid suburban nightmare. Moving in with what seems the perfect couple, Pat and George, they leave their boys with families they scarcely knowAa decision with perilous consequences. Paul begins popping pills and has an affair with a friend's girlfriend, a psychic known only as "the date," who has a penchant for phone sex and persuades him to get a tattoo on his shaved crotch, while Elaine is seduced by Pat, a Stepford Wife with a penchant for sex toys. Homes unflinchingly documents the disintegration of Elaine and Paul's family, paying explicit attention to the sexual ennui and sadistic impulses roiling beneath the sterile veneers of their lives. The dark underbelly of the average American neighborhood may seem an obvious theme, and Homes's vision of marital dysfunction is long on sardonic humor and short on profundity. But the denoument to which this disquieting tale carefully builds is powerful enough to seem coextensive with the latest, and most distressing, real-life suburban horrors. (May)
Copyright 1999 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B000R3NN7C
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ HarperCollins e-books (October 13, 2009)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 13, 2009
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 2.6 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 498 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.8 out of 5 stars 299 ratings

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Customers find the book extremely readable and satirical, with one review noting how beautifully it captures the dysfunction of life. The plot receives positive feedback for its strength, and one customer describes it as "breathtaking in its simplicity." However, the pacing is mixed, with several customers describing it as dark and depressing, and the character development receives criticism for being shallow.

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Customers find the book extremely readable and praise the author's great writing, with one customer noting how it captures the dysfunction of life.

"...They are, at the end of the day, a very special breed. This is a wonderful novel, deep, dark, delicious." Read more

"I find Ms. Homes to be an excellent writer and have enjoyed all of her work...." Read more

"Great book captures Craziness of life in the warm and wonderful way I will certainly read the authors other works" Read more

"...Some. Is it worth reading? I'd read -May We Be Forgiven- first." Read more

4 customers mention "Enticing content"4 positive0 negative

Customers find the book's content enthralling, with one customer noting its surprising originality and another describing it as breathtaking in its simplicity.

"...I would offer my own 2 word review of : incisive and satirical." Read more

"...Regardless, this is yet another enticing and original work of fiction to be savored on a rainy day indoors.. or sunny day at the beach.. or on the..." Read more

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"Homes originality was surprisingly refreshing..." Read more

4 customers mention "Satire"4 positive0 negative

Customers find the book satirical, with one mentioning very amusing results.

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"Classic A.M. Homes in the sense of absurd, anxiety-provoking set-up that draws you in from the start. Yes, there are flaws...." Read more

"A.M. Homes Music for Torching is a dark, twisted book, a satirical disection of a seemingly normal suburban couple and their lives...." Read more

"A friend recommended this book to me, because she thought it was very funny...." Read more

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Customers appreciate the plot strength of the book, with one mentioning that some scenes are stronger than others, while another notes how well the story holds up.

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"...Some scenes are stronger than others, the best being devastatingly funny satires of suburban barbecues and dinner parties...." Read more

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Customers enjoy the taste of the book, with one describing it as a delicious epiphany and another finding it always interesting.

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"Great read. A little slow, but always interesting. Took me a while to get through it but once I finished it I wanted more. Emotional roller coaster." Read more

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Customers have mixed reactions to the pacing of the book, finding it dark and depressing.

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"The book was so dark and depressing, coupled with completely unlikable characters and a plot that meanders, it just didn't seem worthwhile...." Read more

"...The ending is unspeakably dark and clever. What I like most is that it's real...." Read more

"haunting, unsettling, heartrending....in my mind I was continually giving them advice!! All couples should read this." Read more

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"...Reminds me of Franzen, in that all the characters are pretty self involved and unlikeable." Read more

"The book was so dark and depressing, coupled with completely unlikable characters and a plot that meanders, it just didn't seem worthwhile...." Read more

3 customers mention "Dark tone"0 positive3 negative

Customers note that the book has a dark tone.

"...I'm still not sure if I am disliking this book because it is dark but without other rewards (e.g. supple prose, delicious epiphany) or if it has..." Read more

"...I've got to say that even when there is humor all the underpinnings are dark dark dark. This book starts bleak, ends tragic. No happy endings here." Read more

"The book was so dark and depressing, coupled with completely unlikable characters and a plot that meanders, it just didn't seem worthwhile...." Read more

Top reviews from the United States

  • Reviewed in the United States on August 5, 2020
    I first read Music For Torching when it was published, quite some time ago. I remember at the time thinking it was the perfect rendition of one of my favorite literary forms, suburban gothic fiction. I picked it up again (must have loaned my original copy to someone who never gave it back) and was excited, relieved, awed at how well the story holds up even after two decades. I am a great admirer of authors who so deftly capture the suburban experience and upper middle class striving and specifically the humans of Westchester County. They are, at the end of the day, a very special breed. This is a wonderful novel, deep, dark, delicious.
  • Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 1999
    I find Ms. Homes to be an excellent writer and have enjoyed all of her work. When she writes her next book, I'm sure that I'll buy that, read it, and enjoy it too. However, that said, I do have two criticisms of this book. First, I thought that the second half (or last third anyway), kind of got bogged down and was not as much fun to read as the first part of the book. Second, with respect to the ending, while some have used the word "shocking", I would use other words like "stupid", " disappointing" and "frustrating". It seemed to have come out of nowhere and have virtually nothing to do with the rest of the book. It almost seems to have been written by another person altogether. One of the unfortunate consequences is that by veering off (for many pages) into an otherwise tangential plot development, virtually every other story line and subplot in the story--many of which were excellent--are left completely unresolved. Thus the reader is left with no sense of what became of anyone. The relationship between Sammy and Nate was interesting, but no more or less so than about 8 other subpolts in the story, all of which were ignored. I wish the ending could have been re-written. However, I still give the book 4 stars because I still enjoyed the journey to the crappy ending.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2017
    I chose this book from THE WEEK presents 100 Best Books recommended by Sophia Coppola for her description of it as "hilarious and mean". I would argue hilarious but If the reader is a middle or upper class surburbanite near NYC , he or she will recognize one or more of the characters, perhaps even have experienced their issues or shared similar thoughts. Yes it has its over the top humorous moments but the biting repartee between the main couple is the writer's forte . The reader has an uncomfortable realization of looking at embarrassing pictures of the suburban life most of us recognize . In fact the author has practically included a cliched checklist: marriages, affairs, child raising, parents, social gatherings, jobs, commuting , home owning et al. The final sentence with its double entente is masterful! I would offer my own 2 word review of : incisive and satirical.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2016
    Great book captures Craziness of life in the warm and wonderful way I will certainly read the authors other works
  • Reviewed in the United States on March 20, 2013
    I'm a classics snob by nature, but decided to read Holmes out of a desire to connect with something female and contemporary. My initial thoughts were, "Great, another fight club-esqu piece of cliche`, contemporary fiction." But all the reviews I read seemed to come to fruition once I got through the first few chapters.

    The character development is shallow, but it seems to me to be intentional-these are shallow, self-centered people she's writing about,and they truly deserve the same detail their lawns are given. What perked my interest in the reviews was the claim that Holmes' story spirals into a kind of psychedelic, suburban circus, which once I picked up on while reading, really kept me turning those pages. The characters are just human enough to deserve an ounce of sympathy, but vacant enough to be incapable of escaping the hell they've created for themselves.

    The ending is unspeakably dark and clever. What I like most is that it's real. In fact, the psychological realness of Music for Torching is, in my opinion, it's greatest strength.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on August 3, 2013
    Ms. Homes has created a dismal picture of middle-class America...when I finished the book I was embarrassed to be in the same category. She invents over-the-top situations that place me, the reader, safely out of the context of the book, however, there is enough truth in the character development and plot line to make me cringe. Additionally, the ending is a powerful commentary on American society and one that is devastatingly possible.
    Her style is unemotional, "just the facts, ma'm," which serves to distance the reader from the emotional turmoil the characters are experiencing; actually, due to the distancing, I question whether the characters are in turmoil. Another social commentary? Ms. Homes may have her fingers on the pulse of America, but it's not my life. Does she provide insight into an unsavory societal element? Some. Is it worth reading? I'd read -May We Be Forgiven- first.
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 10, 2016
    Dark, unsettling, often hilarious. A wild ride with page after page of craziness. I was hooked instantly. Not for everyone. Reminds me a bit of Thomas Berger. I'll be reading more by this author. I wonder who she reads?
  • Reviewed in the United States on July 15, 2015
    Classic A.M. Homes in the sense of absurd, anxiety-provoking set-up that draws you in from the start. Yes, there are flaws. With as much contempt as Paul and Elaine Weiss hold for each other, as is obvious from the very first page, would they truly conspire --even in a moment of hysterical excitement-- to attempt a Phoenix-esque, rising-from-the-ashes together? Given their obvious discord, would they even have such moments of intimacy at all? I could go on and on about other plots, characters, but it would contain far too many spoilers.
    Regardless, this is yet another enticing and original work of fiction to be savored on a rainy day indoors.. or sunny day at the beach.. or on the train to work, etc. Highly recommend it.
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  • Jovanka
    5.0 out of 5 stars Surprenant
    Reviewed in France on April 23, 2015
    Ce livre parle aborde plusieurs sujets. L'histoire n'arrête pas de nous surprendre du début à la fin de l'histoire.
    Une histoire audacieuse, loin des clichés de banlieues parfaites...
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  • MDG
    1.0 out of 5 stars Bizarre
    Reviewed in Italy on January 2, 2014
    Bizarre is the best word I can find to describe this book. The idea of a life in Suburbia has been done
    numerous times in both books and movies. This book was suppose to be told from a dark humor prospective.
    There is no humor, dark or otherwise. It is not even a narrative, but reads more as a series of events
    strung together by the author. The characters are thoroughly unpleasant. The author never gives us an idea
    as to why they arrived at the point they are at: unhappy and bored. The ending is completely unbelievable
    (at the same time it is predictable) as if the author not knowing how to wrap up this bizarre tale, went
    for a Hollywood finale. Which is no ending at all. Plus the writing is mediocre, at best. I could not find one
    redeeming aspect about this book.

    Not recommended.
  • Dijijo
    5.0 out of 5 stars Implosion deconstructed
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 12, 2012
    I've just discovered AM Homes and she's blown me away by this story of the disintegration of a middle class American family. On the surface they seem to have everything but they are on the edge of disaster. Nevertheless his is a very funny book and the reader experiences the implosion from the inside, helpless to stop the rollercoaster ride of the hapless family. Wonderfully well observed and brilliantly written.
  • エリカ
    4.0 out of 5 stars 面白い
    Reviewed in Japan on April 28, 2021
    とてもリズム感がある文体で後半は色々な事件がエスカレートするなか、スタイルも慌ただしくなる。オススメ
  • Hilde
    5.0 out of 5 stars I loved it, but didn't understand the end
    Reviewed in Spain on December 14, 2014
    Crazy, but relatable. A story about a couple with two young children in the midst of a marriage crisis. Many things the parents do are sort of normal. Crazy things though. Crazy. But the story takes you there in a believable way. However, the end didn't fit in for me. I still give it 5 stars because it's so well written, so different and so genuine.,

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