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The Handjob Handbook: A Work of Non-Friction Kindle Edition
With a little practice and a lot of passion, sexual power is easily within your grasp
In the sport of love, there are times when only an hj will do. It's fun. It's practical. It's quick. But let's face it: the handjob is the lowly stepsister to the far more glamorous blowjob. The authors of The Handjob Handbook think that's unfair. If a handjob's worth doing, it's worth doing well, and this helpful, humorous guide, complete with twenty-five sure-to-please techniques, will show you how...
The Basic - The Flatterer - The Jiffy Pop - Ants Climbing Up a Hill - Headless Horseman - The James Bond - Squeeze Play - E-Z- Pass - The OK Handjob - The Girl Scout - The PlayStation - The Twist Off - Climbing the Rope - The Upstroke - Tainted Love - Taint Misbehavin' - The TKO - The Frozen Rope - The Handoff - Kneading Dough - Candy Cane - Merry Christmas - The Metronome - Taffy Pull - The Italian Job
Witty, empowering, and playfully erotic, it delivers useful advice in a fun and creative format. The eyes may be the window to the soul, but the hands are the key to a gift that keeps on giving.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherGallery Books
- Publication dateDecember 8, 2009
- File size3202 KB
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Introduction
Men are born knowing how to touch themselves. From the earliest age they know they have a very special toy. Women, on the other hand, have to learn as they go. Maybe it's because the Ken doll doesn't have a penis, but many women grow up somewhat clueless in the proper handling of the male anatomy. Handjobs are a talent, but unlike needlepoint or Nana's secret marinara sauce recipe, they are not something that get passed down from one generation to the next. Instead, she usually has to receive on-the-job training from her first boyfriend, who is just so excited that someone else is touching him that he's not all that discerning.
Let's face it, though: The handjob is the lowly stepsister to the far more glamorous blow job. We think that's unfair. There are many times and places when and where nothing but an HJ will do. It's fun. It's practical. Sometimes it's just quick, and it's always safe (not to mention more sanitary). Whether a skillful handjob is the evening's main event or a teasing demonstration of pleasures to come, it's a craft that, once learned, can serve a woman over a lifetime. A skilled hand is something that -- and I'm sure we'll all agree on this one -- every man can appreciate. It's truly a gift, and one worth sharing.
The Handjob Handbook takes a solo pursuit to new shared heights. What was once a top-secret society will now be exposed for all women who want to give pleasure via this timeless art form. With a little practice and a lot of passion, sexual power is easily within your grasp.
Text copyright © 2008 by Marsha Normandy and Joseph St. James
Boning Up
Most of this book comes out of practical experience by us authors, both Marsha and Joseph, as we bring our unique perspectives to the table. However, a few words of encouragement from just Marsha are necessary. Like most men, Joseph is results oriented -- he's not interested in how you develop the confidence in becoming a skilled practitioner, he just wants to reap the fruits of your labor. But before we get into the technical aspect of all things phallus related, where Joseph can wow us with his expertise, allow Marsha a few words about self-empowerment:
At some time in our lives, most straight women face the fact that we feel insecure about how to perform certain sexual maneuvers on our mates. How do we know we're doing it right? Other than a few moans or "yeah, baby"s, how can we really understand what makes it work for them? One thing you'll learn from reading this book is how to get more comfortable with your man's body. As a whole, guys aren't more excited by handjobs than other sexual acts because we are understandably less skilled at it than they are. By the time your guy hits thirty, his penis has enjoyed literally thousands of self-administered HJs. What seems so routine to males can be intimidating to us. When your man expects the mundane, surprise and delight him with your newfound prowess.
I can't emphasize enough that relaxing and learning not to fear his body (his penis in particular) can transform your whole relationship. Your fingers reveal a lot more than you think about how you feel about your man. (Also, guys love it when you admire their proud members.)
I know that penises are kind of mystifying (and can look, well, weird), but a good handjob begins with an authoritative touch. Let's spend a little time down there familiarizing ourselves.
Product details
- ASIN : B00305CY9M
- Publisher : Gallery Books; 1st edition (December 8, 2009)
- Publication date : December 8, 2009
- Language : English
- File size : 3202 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 58 pages
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The book seems to have great ideas, but as a woman I found that without more graphic "how to" pictures giving step by step illustrations, and no one to try them on at the time, I was a bit unsure I'll ever try any of these on my guy.
If I may, here's an excerpt. Keep in mind there are no images of how this would be if being performed.
1. Place your hands on opposite sides of the * at slightly diagonal angles.
Maybe I'm extremely visual, but I would love to see a diagram of this position, so I'm not misunderstanding how I am imagining the author expects me to perform this maneuver. The book would be great for guys who do have the "instinctive" sense of what they are already doing and just want to add new sensations & skills.