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Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker, a Humorous Vampire Tale Kindle Edition

by Lynda Hilburn (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.6 3.6 out of 5 stars 23 ratings
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Spicy Vampire Humor/Satire

Zara is a very naughty vampire. She lusts for both sex and blood. Unfortunately, something has gone awry and her normal habits now create new problems to solve. In the midst of sorting things out, she meets an intriguing human named Niven -- a musician who lives in the magical kingdom of contemporary Boulder, CO -- and discovers that he is much more than he appears to be. Then, if things weren't interesting enough, Zara encounters her old mentor/lover -- the vampire who originally turned her -- and things get downright supernatural.
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    October 25, 2010
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0049B2CLQ
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 25, 2010
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 188 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 32 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.6 3.6 out of 5 stars 23 ratings

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Lynda Hilburn

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Kismet Knight, Vampire Psychologist series: Book #1, The Vampire Shrink. Book #2, Blood Therapy. Book #3, Crimson Psyche. The 2008 novel, Dark Harvest is no longer part of this series. Please read the newest editions of the series books. Best to read the books in order.

Kismet Knight book order:

Devereux: The Night Before Kismet

The Vampire Shrink

Until Death Do Us Part

Sex in a Coffin

Blood Therapy

Crimson Psyche

Lynda Hilburn, author of the Kismet Knight, Vampire Psychologist series, writes paranormal fiction. More specifically, she writes stories about vampires, witches, psychics, ghosts and other supernatural characters. After a childhood filled with invisible friends, sightings of dead relatives and a fascination with the occult, turning to the paranormal was a no-brainer. In her other reality, she makes her living as a licensed psychotherapist, hypnotherapist, professional psychic/tarot reader, university instructor and workshop presenter. For more information, visit Lynda's website.

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3.6 out of 5 stars
3.6 out of 5
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Elyssanda Desertsong
4.0 out of 5 stars Holy Narcissism Batman!
Reviewed in the United States on April 15, 2011
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Plot/Story/Characters: 4 Stars

This story reads not like a diary, but more like a one-sided directed conversation. Zara speaks directly to the reader throughout this short story. I realize Zara's supposed to be narcissistic, and she definately IS. She even goes so far as to describe herself physically in the third person. "You will note that she has the much desired hourglass figure, and her large, firm breasts always make a wonderful first impression." I did like how the story ended, and Zara "got back" at her maker.

Writing Style: 4 Stars

A stream-of-consciousness journal, as Ms. Hilburn has Zara describe the story, is an extremely accurate description of what is found in this story. There were a few too many commas sprinkled through the story, but if you read the story as if Zara is talking to you then I suppose there are commas wherever she would take a breath.

-Previously reviewed at RedAdeptReviews.com
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elfer
5.0 out of 5 stars Diary of a Narcissistic Bloodsucker, a Humorous Vampire Tale
Reviewed in the United States on January 9, 2014
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This book was sent to me from my sister. Given to me as a gift. I would recommend and I enjoy reading vampire novels.
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Luanne King
3.0 out of 5 stars Way too short! Wanted more
Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2012
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A much too short romp through the eyes go a very self-centered vampire. Great twist at the end. Enyoyable read. Would have given 4 stars but didn't because it ended so quickly and left me wanting more.
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S.J. Wright
4.0 out of 5 stars Interesting!
Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2011
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The attitude of the main character is excellent. It's a little hard to accept, but she is essentially an egomaniac. Like other readers, I'm sure, I was left wanting more. If I see Part 2 pop up in a few months (or even tomorrow) I would definitely pay to read more. Great read!
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Julia Susan Wood
3.0 out of 5 stars Fun book
Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2012
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Fun Fun Fun it was a good book. That's it. I don't like being forced to use a certain amount of words.
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J. Clingaman
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Book
Reviewed in the United States on February 23, 2011
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I read this book and I loved it. It was the first book I bought for my Kindle and I don't regret it. I can't wait till she comes out with a new book.
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LoveBooks
5.0 out of 5 stars Great
Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2012
The short was wonderful, funny and engaging. A must read for anyone who likes vampire books. Lynda Hillburn knows her stuff.
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lisa fos
4.0 out of 5 stars Diary of a narcissistic bloodsucker
Reviewed in the United States on October 19, 2012
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After reading Until Death do us part, i picked up this one and was not disappointed. This author has a great platform and will get better and better.
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H.A.S.
4.0 out of 5 stars Definitely Humorous
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 26, 2013
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I enjoyed this a lot, but it was shorter than I expected. The Author has a pacey, entertaining style which keeps the story moving briskly on.
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Micha
3.0 out of 5 stars It`s o.k.
Reviewed in France on February 24, 2012
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If you enjoy a short humorous 'GET EVEN' story, then it`s an o.k. read. Maybe a good pick me up after a bad break-up??
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A. R. V. Riding
5.0 out of 5 stars Great story and very funny
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 19, 2012
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A great fun story told by a very hip and worldly wise gorgeous female vampire. Great snappy dialogue and great situations. Her problem though is that she can't have both sex and suck the blood of her handsome male conquests as otherwise they became brain dead, something she finds really, really frustrating as she loves both and she wants to carry on enjoying both the sex and the blood. Her life though takes a new turn when an ancient vampire lover of hers returns. A good read. The story looks like it will continue in the future so I look forward to reading further installments of her adventures.
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Anjie
5.0 out of 5 stars ... upon this series of books and totally fell in love with them
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 15, 2015
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I stumbled upon this series of books and totally fell in love with them. The Kismet Knight stories are now my chick-lit guilty pleasure. Need more!!
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