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The Happy Hooker: My Own Story Kindle Edition

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The thirtieth anniversary edition of one of the modern classics of the sexual revolution—with a new Afterword by the author.

How did 
you first learn about sex? If you grew up in the 1970s, it may have been from a gleefully lusty tour guide named Xaviera Hollander.

In the late 1960s—that era of sexual chaos, when Playboy Clubs and love-ins were competing for national attention—a beautiful, intelligent young Dutch secretary named Xaviera de Vries moved to New York, grew swiftly tired of her desk job . . . and soon became the most visible and glamorous madam the city had ever seen. As Xaviera Hollander, she published a shockingly candid account of her life behind the brothel door. 
The Happy Hooker shot straight to the top of the bestseller lists, sold more than fifteen million copies, and made this enterprising young woman an international phenomenon.

Thirty years later, these delightfully explicit tales of the ’60s and ’70s swingers’ scene—including countless jaw-dropping stories of lesbianism, bondage, fetishism, and more—remain as titillating as ever, charged with the mix of shrewd observation and uninhibited appetite that made Hollander an irresistible storyteller. 
The Happy Hooker is a classic: the world’s greatest book on the world’s oldest profession.

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From Publishers Weekly

Xaviera Hollander has been writing a Penthouse column for 30 years. She chronicled her life as a "high-class New York madam" in 1972's The Happy Hooker: My Own Story, which now returns to print. Frankly discussing lesbianism, bondage, voyeurism and run-ins with lawyers and the FBI, Hollander's book was an international bestseller. In her new epilogue, Hollander rather questionably attests that although her stories may not be as shocking or taboo now as they were in 1972, "the business of sex [has] a new relevance" since September 11. Regan Books will also publish Hollander's new memoir, Child No More, in June (a review will run in an upcoming issue).
Copyright 2002 Cahners Business Information, Inc.

From Library Journal

Dutch madam Hollander scored big with this 1972 autobiography, which became a best seller 15 million copies worldwide. Although the book ended up in the hands of respectable readers, it's little more than smut, as Hollander recounts how she left Holland for a job as a secretary in New York, got bored, and became a prostitute and brothel manager (doesn't everybody?). Three decades later, when you can find raunchier stuff on prime-time TV, this is kind of kitschy. This 30th-anniversary edition contains a new epilog.
Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0053JSG1I
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Harper Paperbacks (July 26, 2011)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 26, 2011
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.7 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 303 pages
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Customers find the book easy to read and follow. They appreciate the author's enlightening perspective and interesting story. Readers enjoy learning about the author's background and brutal honesty. However, some feel the value for money is mediocre and boring. There are mixed opinions on the writing quality - some find it well-written and simple, while others say it's not well-written and difficult to read at times.

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Customers find the book easy to read and follow. They appreciate the author's honesty and perspective on taboo sexual activities. The true stories make it an enjoyable, quick, and quick read.

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"The book was interesting, to see how taboo certain sexual activities were in the early 1970's to how the activities are viewed now in today's society..." Read more

"...came out in the 70's and it was scandalous and shocking, but very provocative Even today, though not quite so shocking, it is still a sexy read." Read more

"I found it very enlightening. A very good, quick, and easy read. I will reread it again very soon. I will look for more of her books." Read more

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"...The authors background and brutal honesty were interesting and eye opening..she tells it like it is including the ups,downs,and sterotypes of her..." Read more

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"I enjoyed this book on soo many levels. The authors background and brutal honesty were interesting and eye opening..she tells it like it is..." Read more

"Sex in the Seventies, a visit to the past, a long biography. I wonder if things have really changed today." Read more

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"...Otherwise, this story is written by someone who is clearly NOT a writer. Very mediocre." Read more

"I found it very enlightening. A very good, quick, and easy read. I will reread it again very soon. I will look for more of her books." Read more

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Top reviews from the United States

  • Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2025
    Always liked the book
    Was a classic from time past
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2007
    Anyone who can sell well over 15 million copies of their book, must have something going for them. In Xaviera Hollander's case it's SEX! SEX! SEX!

    That subject always seems to sell, but what makes THE HAPPY HOOKER such a sinful delight, is just how much she enjoyed her work as the world's most famous madam and ever active prostitute. As so thoroughly and often clinically described, she really knows how to turn on both men and women and even both at the same time. And because of that she was bound to attract the attention of the not so understanding competition and the police.

    In 1960's New York, police corruption was rampant to say the least, Xaviera's co-author Robin Moore certainly knows that subject from having written THE FRENCH CONNECTION. I imagine he helped with that side of the book whilst MISTRESS Hollander concentrated on what she knows best. Her customer's tales and fetishes, their needs and demands, may not be everyone's cup of tea, but theres plenty on offer here for any reader whether at bedtime or on that break from work. Numerous studies show prostitution should be fully legal, controlled and regarded as any other "service" industry. Of course we're a long way from that happening. But pornography took a while to be fully accepted and look how well thats done, specially on wall street. Don't forget illegal gambling, off-track betting and the numbers racket and interest only loans becoming legit as well.

    Where would the everso righteous politicians be without the sex for sale industry. Xaviera's financial climax came in writing this book,not from running her brothel which at best had a hard job breaking even, what with all the police raids, lawyer exspenses, payoffs and bad debts she had to contend with in her business. As she saids and then there are the clothes`for the "sissy boys", the whips and chains, condoms, bed laundering and all that lubricant. With all that in mind, how how many of us can truely say we enjoy what we do? THE HAPPY HOOKER is both horny and honest about what she once did.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on April 21, 2014
    Re-reading this book after many, many years made me realize how far back we have regressed as a country. There is no way someone today could be as sexually active as good old Xaviera without coming down with at least one (possibly several) fatal STDs. Also, you would think after wasting so much time and money trying to stamp out prostitution our society would have finally said "Enough!" a long time ago and just regulate the practice, like some states do with pot. I guess stupidity is just timeless.
    It also seems shocking to me how wildly honest Xaviera is, so honest I really believe that no major publishing house (like Dell) would ever go near a printing press with this manuscript in our much more sexually repressed times. I don't know where to begin: the orgies in Puerto Rico (sometimes with underage boys, no-less), the incest (sex with a cousin, attempted sex with an uncle, and wishing she had an older brother who would screw her whenever she wanted), the infamous "dog scene" (our gal Xaviera brings a whole new meaning to the term "man's best friend"), the bisexuality. I could go on, but you get my point.
    Xaviera and Robin "The French Connection" Moore have given us Xaviera's true to life story. This isn't the overheated, made-up sex fantasies of some fat lady (I'm talking to you Miss "Fifty Shades Of Beige" or whatever the dreary book is called). This is real life. Xaviera is a true sexual pioneer. She shows us that women can enjoy no-strings sex, charge money for it, and not be anyone's (or society's) victim. XOXO Ken.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2013
    I enjoyed this book on soo many levels. The authors background and brutal honesty were interesting and eye opening..she tells it like it is including the ups,downs,and sterotypes of her profession..A fascinating look inside the business coupled with her true stories make it an easy and enjoyable read..I recomenned it to anyone who wants a juicy peek inside the world of madams..from a true legend in this field..
    2 people found this helpful
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  • Reviewed in the United States on January 12, 2017
    I have the kindle version of this book, and 4% in I have discovered it is virtually unreadable.

    Here are just two examples (only 4% into the book, as I said):
    <<Five minutes more and there could of us, twenty of them, and common contempt of these street hookers for us, the expensive call girls, united them.>>
    <<They let us He down on tables and get a little sleep, and even switched off the glaring fluorescent lights on the ceiling.>>

    Ir you can make heads or tails of what is going on in these sentences, then by my guest to read this book. Personally, I can't imagine what the rest of the book will look like, if it's already this bad! Otherwise, this story is written by someone who is clearly NOT a writer. Very mediocre.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2013
    I actually heard about Xaviera while reading "The Savage City" by T.J. English. Xaviera played a large (unwitting) role in wiretapping a corrupt NYPD officer who therefore took down other corrupt cops in the 70's. I honestly don't know what I was expecting with this book, but it failed on so many levels. The purpose of the book was to tell the tale of how Xaviera came to be the highly successful madam of her day. Instead she talks about her relationship with sex and why she loves it so much. The book was written using a ghost writer and the ghost writer did a poor job. I understand they were trying to be descriptive and almost seductive but it came across cheap and a tad bit of fantasy. I can't tell you how many times I rolled my eyes or laughed at the absurdity of it all. Trust me, I'm not a prude when it comes to sex, I just thought this book was not done with good taste. A good editor should have been able to pull this book back on track. Clearly that person either couldn't or didn't want to help. I say...there's nothing to read here. Skip it!
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    3.0 out of 5 stars The happy hooker
    Reviewed in Mexico on January 10, 2018
    Si no tienes otra opción, puedes entretenerte con esta historia, por demás, pasada de moda. Dista mucho de lo esperado.
  • Babs21
    5.0 out of 5 stars Good read
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 17, 2020
    Ha! Amazing autobiography!
  • Glynn
    5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect buy
    Reviewed in Canada on July 29, 2018
    Omg this book is the best. Haha I can’t put it down
  • Michele Solari
    5.0 out of 5 stars The happy hooker book
    Reviewed in Australia on December 24, 2024
    Excellent book interesting read arrived in perfect condition thank you Amazon
  • Emile
    3.0 out of 5 stars Ach ja
    Reviewed in the Netherlands on March 22, 2016
    Ik begrijp waarom dit boek zo sensationeel was toen het uitkwam. Xaviera Hollander neemt niet bepaald een blad voor de mond. Maar vandaag de dag is dit boek niet schokkend meer. Het biedt een goed kijkje in de wereld van de (dure) callgirls. Maar velen die in de sex-industrie werken zijn helemaal niet zo happy. Ik heb dit boek met matige betangstelling gelezen.

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