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It's Crazy in Here! Kindle Edition

by Malia Ann Haberman (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 6 ratings
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It's crazy in here!
Beware! I mean, really,
it's filled with some poems
that are nutty and silly.

If you love to frown
and cranky's your thing.
Then runaway fast,
and heed this war-ning.

If you love Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky then you'll get a kick out of these fun and humorous, imaginative and zany poems. Come on in and read: "The Baby ate the Dog Food" "I've a Crocodile in my Pool" "I Found a Little Kitty" "I Stuffed a Pickle up my Nose" "My Dog has Purple Fleas" "Leftovers" and many more. (For ages 5 and up)
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  1. Reading age
    5 - 12 years
  2. Print length
    93 pages
  3. Language
    English
  4. Publication date
    February 20, 2013
  5. Page Flip
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  6. Word Wise
    Enabled
  7. Enhanced typesetting
    Enabled
  8. Sticky notes
    On Kindle Scribe
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Editorial Reviews

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"So many cute, silly poems!" -Goodreads Reviewer

"I highly recommend this to anyone having a bad day, it will instantly bring a smile to your face." -Goodreads Reviewer

"This is a fun read. Highly recommended, an unbelievable bang for your buck." -Amazon Reviewer

From the Author

There's a Buffalo in my Bathtub

There's a buffalo in my bathtub
and he's making too much noise.
He's scrub-a-dub-a-dubbing
while he's playing with my toys.

He's blowing soapy bubbles
as he sings a goofy song.
When I washed his hairy back,
he made me sing along.

He's dirtied all my towels
and keeps bellowing for more.
He thinks that I'm his maid.
I should kick him out the door!

He's bossy and he's yucky.
Why did I let him in?
While I'm cleaning up his mess,
he's watching TV in the den.

The Baby Ate the Dog Food

The baby ate the dog food,
she ate up every bit.
Now she barks when I say speak,
and sits when I say sit.

Her ears are looking furry,
and she's grown a funny tail.
I even heard her growling
at the man who brings the mail.

She scratches fleas and mites,
and then piddles on the floor.
She chews on shoes and slippers,
and keeps digging at the door.

I'm not sure whom I should call,
the doctor or the vet.
And how do I tell Mama
that the baby's now our pet?

I'm teaching her to fetch,
she's playing dead and rolling over.
The baby ate the dog food up...
now what will we feed Rover?

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0054M6XV4
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Malia Ann Haberman; 1st edition (February 20, 2013)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 20, 2013
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1921 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 93 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.4 4.4 out of 5 stars 6 ratings

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Malia Ann Haberman

Malia Ann Haberman

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I don't have any writing awards or honors or accolades to talk about. I didn't go to college or get any degrees to hang on my walls, but I've always LOVED to read. When I was a kid, my mom always knew where to find me: in my room with my nose in a book. Then in my twenties, I took an extensive creative writing course and I fell in love with writing, too. Making fun things up and writing them down for others to enjoy makes me happy.

Oh, and I also love pizza, chocolate, ballroom dancing, colorful Christmas lights, and watching TV. I live in the Seattle area with my wild and crazy ferrets. :)

https://maliaannhaberman.weebly.com/

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4.4 out of 5 stars
4.4 out of 5
6 global ratings

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Barbara Mojica
4.0 out of 5 stars Soup to nuts...
Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2018
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This is a fun book that will have even those children who would never read a poem change their minds. The author has chosen a wide variety of topics that will appeal to boys and girls. There are monsters, fleas, dragons, dogs, cats, and bedbugs. Situations, like eating leftovers, classroom pranks, and falling in love, are explored with finesse and humor.

April is poetry month. Teachers might use this book to entice their students to explore poetry. While the book is recommended for ages five and up, I would especially recommend it to middle-grade students.
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Chris Graham
5.0 out of 5 stars Yucky, Squishy Poetry for Kids - Great Fun!
Reviewed in the United States on March 9, 2013
If the author had as much fun creating these wonderfully funny poems as I had reading them, then she brought childlike happiness to two people.

Throw in a sing-song voice while telling these to your kids and watch them giggle and laugh, especially at the yuckier bits, like the squished Slug, etc.
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Steven Beltzer
4.0 out of 5 stars Highly Recommended!!
Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2013
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This title was so much fun to read and had that Dr. Sues quality. I highly recommend this to anyone having a bad day, it will instantly bring a smile to your face. This is also one of those titles that works great while reading it out loud to family and friends. It would probably make a great addition to a camp out or sleep over party.
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D. Lienhard
4.0 out of 5 stars Bought for kids
Reviewed in the United States on July 23, 2013
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I loved this book because it was free and my children like to hear the poems when they are in the bath or before bed. We all liked the silly book.
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Chris Graham
5.0 out of 5 stars Yucky, squishy poetry for Children - Great Fun!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 9, 2013
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f the author had as much fun creating these wonderfully funny poems as I had reading them, then she brought childlike happiness to two people.

Throw in a sing-song voice while telling these to your kids and watch them giggle and laugh, especially at the yuckier bits, like the squished Slug, etc.
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