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Curses!: A F***ed-Up Fairytale Kindle Edition
Definitely not for baby's bedtime reading, this hilarious and irreverent take on classic fairytales--think Shrek for grownups--combines humor, mystery, and characters only a fairy godmother could love...
When Cinderella is run over by a New Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia, suspects murder. So she hires RJ, a private eye, to investigate. Little does she know RJ is actually a villain on mental health leave from the Villain's Union. Cursed with an inability to say no to damsels in distress, RJ travels to the Kingdom of Maldetto, meets the rest of Cinderella's family--including her fiancé, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella's crazy stepmother, and a seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel--and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while falling for Asia, who has a curse of her own to deal with...
Fabulous, frolicsome, and delightfully F***ed-Up, Kazimer's debut is a thoroughly fun read. - Nicole Peeler, author of the True Jane Series.
Forget everything you know about Cinderella and her sisters. J.A. Kazimer sets the record straight with wit, humor and a hell of an imagination! - Jeanne C. Stein, National Bestselling Author of The Anna Strong Vampire Chronicles
"More than f*cked up. Demented. Hilarious. Kazimer is going to warp a lot of minds and they're going to thank her." - Mario Acevedo, author of Werewolf Smackdown
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherKensington Books
- Publication dateOctober 24, 2011
- File size902 KB
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It will keep any mystery, romance, or mystery/romance fan up reading past their bedtime. Throw in the "fractured fairytales," and anyone may find themselves still reading at dawn...
- Dan Porter, The Chaotic Reader
Blending favorite fairy tale characters with today's cultural references and sensibilities, Curses! flips the childhood staple on its head to create a wholly adult, and highly entertaining, reading experience.
- Gabrielle Gantz, The Nervous Breakdown
From the Back Cover
So when a head-case princess named Asia barges into my apartment and asks me to find out who whacked her stepsister, Cinderella, I have no choice but to help her. And I'm more than willing to head back to her parents' castle and do some investigating if it means I can get into her black leather cat suit. Except this twisted sister has a family nutty enough to send the Biggest Baddest Wolf running for the hills--and a freaky little curse of her own. . .
About the Author
When Kazimer isn't looking for the perfect place to hide the bodies she spends her time surrounded by cats with attitude and a little pup named Killer. Other hobbies include murdering houseplants and reading missed connection ads in search of the one who got away.
In addition to studying the criminal mind, Kazimer spent a few years spilling drinks on people as a bartender and then wasted another few years stalking people while working as a private investigator. You can find her online at jakazimer.com.
Product details
- ASIN : B005QFC6SI
- Publisher : Kensington Books; 1st edition (October 24, 2011)
- Publication date : October 24, 2011
- Language : English
- File size : 902 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 321 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,583,015 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #1,468 in Mashup Fiction
- #2,317 in Mythology (Kindle Store)
- #3,045 in Humorous Fantasy (Kindle Store)
- Customer Reviews:
About the author
J.A. Kazimer lives in Denver, CO. When she isn't looking for a place to hide the bodies, she devotes her time to playing with a pup named Killer and writing. Other hobbies include murdering houseplants. She spent a few years working as a private investigator before transitioning to the moniker of WRITER and penning over 15 titles.
Visit jakazimer.com and sign up for her THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MURDER Newsletter.
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I would not hesitate to recommend this book if not for the cover.
It will put off even the most foul mouthed people.
But the f word was not used in the story any more often
than any movie you see. The sex scenes were nothing to make
any adult blush.
It was a total love story. With a little mystery in the background.
And it was HILARIOUS! Men & women alike would love it.
I loved it. And I will buy the froggy one if I see it.
RJ is one bad villian--until he is cursed so that he can only do good things. This is cramping his evil style. But he begins to see a possible good side of his imposed newfound goodness when he meets Asia, Cinderella's stepsister. Asia wants to hire RJ, as she believes him to be a great investigator. Cinderella has been killed in traffic. Was it an accident or murder?
This book takes characters from famous fairy tales and brings them to life. The Big Bad Wolf is pelt decor. The birds that Cinderella was always surrounded by could be ploys to get her into oncoming traffic. RJ sees the evil side to the life of fairy tale land. But he describes it in a humorous way that will leave readers smiling. I liked RJ's style.
This book was sent to me by the author in exchange for a review.
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Having met the author at the 2012 Left Coast Crime Conference, I was a little hesitant to read this book on my Kindle, even though I purchased it from Amazon on May 1, 2012. What if I didn't like CURSES! or I developed a different impression of the author after having read her novel? Those concerns seem rather trivial now, after having read, and thoroughly enjoyed this twist on Cinderella with the forced-to-be-nice villain RJ. With evilly attractive stepsisters, a serial killer in the red hood, one dead Dumpty, and an overpowering Miss Muffet, there's something for everyone.
J.A. Kazimer proves she knows her fairy tales, and she's not afraid to jerk them around for her own twisted amusement. If you love alternate reality fairy tales, you'll want to run, not walk, to your local bookstore, or your favorite online venue, and grab your copy today.
Robert Downs
Author of Falling Immortality: Casey Holden, Private Investigator