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Babyhood Kindle Edition

by Paul Reiser (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 195 ratings
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From the #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Couplehood and Familyhood: Insights on infants with “an out-loud laugh on every page” (San Francisco Chronicle).
 
Just as Paul Reiser and his wife had finally figured out how to successfully live together as two people, why would they want to jeopardize everything with a whole new human being? Sitting next to two exceptionally loud little ones on an airplane gives them some strong arguments against it, but if they don’t “take the next step,” who’s going to drive them around when they’re old and cranky? This classic New York Times bestseller from the actor and comedian contemplates the indecision, the anxiety, the exhaustion, and the hard-earned rewards of deciding to perpetuate the species.
 
“For the couple considering parenthood as well as for parents who are decades past their days of diaper changing . . . this book hits home and hits the funnybone.” —Chicago Tribune
 
“Reiser knows how to wrench a laugh from sticky situations, and in his life, since his firstborn arrived, every situation has been sticky or moist.” —Los Angeles Times
 
“This book won’t help you be a better parent, but it might put you in a better frame of mind about the whole experience.” —Detroit News
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Listening to Paul Reiser "read" the unabridged audiocassette version of Babyhood is a lot like attending a private performance of a one-man stand-up comedy show--without the hecklers. In his quintessential New York accent, the Mad About You star speaks directly to his audience in a conversational, fast-paced, and spirited voice. Of course, the subject matter is babies--those that are still a twinkle in their parents' eyes, those growing in their mother's bellies, and those that have emerged from the womb, ready to test their parents' new-found skills with every change of the diaper.

Reiser shares insights into a host of subjects that one doesn't necessarily consider when approaching parenthood. For instance, while attending a barbecue party, he finds himself discussing body parts and body functions not usually tossed around with strangers. "I certainly understand in theory that if you're going through an event as universal and wondrous as childbirth, and especially if you're having difficulties, there is benefit in sharing. But the reality is I ... I don't feel like discussing my genitalia with anybody." Reiser's enthusiasm for his subject is apparent, which makes for a humorous foray into the magical world of Babyhood. (Running time: 200 minutes, four cassettes) -- Colleen Preston

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"This book hits home and hits the funnybone, for the couple considering parenthood as well as for parents who are decades past their days of diaper changing."--"Chicago Tribune"Reiser knows how to wrench a laugh from sticky situations. And in his life, since his firstborn arrived, every situation has been sticky or moist."--"Los Angeles Times"A fun read...Paul Reiser has put his delightfully humorous touch on life as a new parent."--"San Antonio Express-News"This book won't help you be a better parent, but it might put you in a better frame of mind about the whole experience..."Babyhood will be a nice read while you're rocking your own little one's cradle."--"Detroit News"An out-loud laugh on every page...Paul Reiser is one of the few stand-up comics-turned-sitcom-stars who can be genuinely funny in print..if you are thinking about having a baby, Reiser's "Babyhood is your indispensible...guide."--"San Francisco Chronicle

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0068M2Z8O
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ It Books; Reprint edition (May 8, 2012)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 8, 2012
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1176 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 295 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.5 4.5 out of 5 stars 195 ratings

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Paul Reiser

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As a seasoned actor, writer, and stand-up comedian, Paul Reiser continues to add to his list of accomplishments. In addition to co-creating and starring in the critically acclaimed NBC series, "Mad About You," which garnered him Emmy, Golden Globe, American Comedy Award and Screen Actors Guild nominations for Best Actor in a Comedy Series, his successes also include his book Couplehood, which sold over two million copies and reached the number one spot on The New York Times bestseller list and Babyhood, his follow-up book which features his trademark humorous take on the adventures of being a first-time father, which also made The New York Times bestseller list.

In 2003 Paul made his theatrical debut in Woody Allen's "Writer's Block." The evening of one-act comedies marked Mr. Allen's first time out as a director for the stage.

Born and raised in New York City, Reiser went to college at the State University of New York at Binghamton where he majored in Music - Piano and Composition. (He co-wrote "The Final Frontier" the theme song from "Mad About You" with Grammy-winning producer Don Was).

Remembered for notable performances in films such as "Diner," "Bye, Bye Love," "The Marrying Man," "Aliens," "One Night at McCool's" and "Beverly Hills Cop" ("I" and "II"), Reiser more recently starred in two original movies for Showtime "Strange Relations," opposite Julie Walters, and Chazz Palminteri's "Men vs. Women," opposite Joe Mantegna and Christine Lahti.

In the fall of 2005, his film project, "The Thing About My Folks" - also his first original screenplay - was released in theaters. The release date for the DVD is February 14th, 2006. Starring along with Reiser is Peter Falk, Olympia Dukakis and Elizabeth Perkins.

Through his company, Nuance Productions, Reiser is currently writing and producing pilots for Showtime, CBS and TV Land.

Mr. Reiser and his family live in Los Angeles.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Convincing
Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2021
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I knew when I purchased this book, and it's true, that I enjoyed every word. Paul Reiser has a poetic sing songy rythm of delivery that hooks me every time. He has a passionate view, and convinces me to invest in his words. Enjoyed the book, a lot!
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Tiffany Williams
5.0 out of 5 stars Paul Reiser is hilarious!
Reviewed in the United States on February 12, 2013
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I read this book when I was seventeen because I was on an airplane and didn't have anything else to read. I was laughing out loud and I do not have babies, nor had I ever cared for one when I was that age. Over a decade later, my best friend just had her first baby. I bought it for her and told her that s it may or may not be funny because I was not sure if it would be true to life or what... I barely remember it. I just recall the laughter that made me look insane on the airplane. She told me that she was laughing so hard she was brought to tears while reading this book. So young or old, with or without children, the book is just funny. I can't wait to re-read it when she is finished!
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SC23
4.0 out of 5 stars Quick, amusing read
Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2019
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Was a deal book on amazon so I picked it up. I like his humor so I had a good time reading this one.
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mango
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and heartfelt
Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2021
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I downloaded this book after a snippet of it showed up in the book Safe Infant Sleep by dr. james McKenna and I’m happy i came across it. It was way funnier than i thought and the end actually made me tear up.
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SM
3.0 out of 5 stars Babyhood isn't just about babies.
Reviewed in the United States on November 3, 1999
What's so wierd about this book is that you can relate it to anything in your life. I mean, who hasn't said to someone, "You're such a baby" or "Don't be such a baby." Babyhood really teaches you, in a down to earth way, people skills. I read it in a Learning Annex class on Communicating with Comedy and found it to be truly eye-opening. Someday I'll remember where I learned how to let it all go and just "be a big baby!" I could only give it three stars though because I deducted one because I would like more pictures and number two I would like a sequel!
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Love being a Mommy
5.0 out of 5 stars Such a cute book!
Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2005
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I was having some kind of post-partum anxiety or something - really stressed and worried, etc. A friend had given me this book and I began reading it each day. It was so cute and funny and something any new parent can relate to. I felt like Paul Reiser was my friend - he seems to be such a nice guy! Anyway, this light reading was a welcome change from the 100 baby care books that I was obscessing over. I was so afraid of doing something wrong! Well, my baby is doing fine and almost a year old now! And I look forward to reading this cute little book again sometime. I would also love to give it as a gift.
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dixietrix
5.0 out of 5 stars True, true
Reviewed in the United States on June 7, 2017
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Register writes delightfully about the wonderful, horrible, terrifying, and delightful aspects of becoming a parent. If you're wondering what it's like to parent a baby, here's your read. As a grandmother, it brings back so many memories. The experiences of parenthood are pretty much universal, so don't let inevitable horror stories stop you from taking the plunge. For every bad day, there's a lifetime of good ones.
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Shrimp Ramen
5.0 out of 5 stars Sparkling and Tender
Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2017
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On many of the laughs, I would be laughing so much that I coughed and/or my stomach muscles rippled. It's a fun, light-hearted read with moments of clarity and depth thrown in to anchor it. Really enjoyed it and found myself wishing I knew more men that have a Reiser-esque approach to life.
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Karin Steinwender
3.0 out of 5 stars kurzweiliges Lesevergnügen
Reviewed in Germany on September 17, 2014
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Ein echter Paul Reiser - kurzweilig und SEHR unterhaltsam geschrieben.
Leider kam das Buch in einem sehr schlechten Zustand, aber das musste ich wohl in Kauf nehmen. Fazit: Buch super, Anbieter werde ich nach Möglichkeit nicht mehr nehmen.
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