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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End 2) Kindle Edition
From Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the cult sensation John Dies at the End, comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.
Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection--the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed.
Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.
"Like an episode of AMC's The Walking Dead written by Douglas Adams of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy…Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it." –Washington Post
"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller… [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It is the one and only book for you." –SF Signal
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherThomas Dunne Books
- Publication dateOctober 2, 2012
- File size6.1 MB
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“Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller that makes zombies relevant again... [Pargin] never has to reach for comedy, it flows naturally with nary a stumble... the most pertinent story of the genre since George Romero's Dawn of the Dead... [Jason Pargin] is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor.” ―SF Signal
“The comedic and crackling dialogue also brings a whimsical flair to the story, making it seem like an episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" written by Douglas Adams of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." …Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it.” ―Washington Post
“[A] phantasmagoria of horror, humor--and even insight into the nature of paranoia, perception, and identity.” ―Publishers Weekly, starred review
“One of the great things about discovering new writers, especially in the narrow range of hybrid-genre comedic novels, is realizing that they're having just as much fun making this stuff up as you are reading it. Sitting squarely with the likes of S.G. Browne and Christopher Moore, [Jason Pargin] must be pissing himself laughing at his own writing, even as he's giving fans an even funnier, tighter and justifiably insane entry in the series.... Anyone who enjoyed the recent films The Cabin in the Woods or Tucker & Dale vs. Evil will find themselves right at home.” ―Kirkus
“Sure to please the Fangoria set while appealing to a wider audience, the book's smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next.” ―Publishers Weekly on John Dies at the End
“…strikes enough of a balance between hilarity, horror, and surrealism here to keep anyone glued to the story.” ―Booklist on John Dies at the End
“You can (and will want to) read JOHN DIES AT THE END in one sitting.” ―BookReporter.com on John Dies at the End
“[Pargin] blends horror and suspense with comedy--a tricky combination--and pulls it off effortlessly.” ―FashionAddict.com on John Dies at the End
“It’s interesting, compelling, engaging, arresting and--yes--sometimes even horrifying. And when it’s not being any of those things, it’s funny. Very, very funny.” ―January Magazine on John Dies at the End
“This is one of the most entertaining and addictive novels I've ever read.” ―Jacob Kier, publisher, Permuted Press, on John Dies at the End
“The rare genre novel that manages to keep its sense of humor strong without ever diminishing the scares; David is a consistently hilarious narrator whose one-liners and running commentary are sincere in a way that makes the horrors he confronts even more unsettling.” ―The Onion AV Club on John Dies at the End
“A loopy buddy-movie of a book with deadpan humor and great turns of phrase...Just plain fun.” ―Library Journal on John Dies at the End
“John Dies at the End is like an H.P. Lovecraft tale if Lovecraft were into poop and fart jokes.” ―Fangoria on John Dies at the End
“The book takes every pop culture trend of the past twenty years, peppers it with 14-year-old dick and fart humor, and blends it all together with a huge heaping of splatterpunk gore…. Successfully blend[s] laugh-out-loud humor with legitimate horror.” ―i09.com on John Dies at the End
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“I’m not crazy,” I said, crazily, to my court-appointed therapist.
He seemed bored with our session. That actually made me want to act crazy, to impress him. Maybe that was his tactic. I thought, maybe I should tell him I’m the only person on Earth who has seen his entire skeleton.
Or, I could make something up instead. The therapist, whose name I had already forgotten, said, “You believe your role here is to convince me you’re not crazy?”
“Well … you know I’m not here by choice.”
“You don’t think you need the sessions.”
“I understand why the judge ordered it. I mean it’s better than jail.”
He nodded. I guess that was my cue to keep talking. Man, psychiatry seems like a pretty easy job. I said, “A couple months ago I shot a pizza delivery guy with a crossbow. I was drunk.”
Pause. Nothing from the doctor. He was in his fifties, but looked like he could still take me in a game of basketball, even though I was half his age. His gray hair was cut like a 1990’s era George Clooney. Type of guy whose life had gone exactly as he’d expected it. I bet he’d never shot a delivery guy with a crossbow even once.
I said, “Okay, I wasn’t drunk. I’d only had one beer. I thought the guy was threatening me and my girlfriend Amy. It was a misunderstanding.”
“He said you accused him of being a monster.”
“It was dark.”
“The neighbors heard you shout to him, and I’m quoting from the police report, ‘Go back to Hell you unholy abomination, and tell Korrok I have a lot more arrows where that came from.’”
“Well … that’s out of context.”
“So you do believe in monsters.”
“No. Of course not. It was … a metaphor or something.”
He had a nameplate on his desk: Dr. Bob Tennet. Next to it was a bobblehead of a St. Louis Cardinals baseball player. I glanced around the room, saw he had a leftover Halloween decoration still taped to his window, a cardboard jack-o’-lantern with a cartoon spider crawling out of its mouth. The doctor had only five books on the shelf behind him, which I thought was hilarious because I owned more books than that and I wasn’t even a doctor. Then I realized they were all written by him. They had long titles like The Madness of Crowds: Decoding the Dynamics of Group Paranoia and A Person Is Smart, People Are Stupid: An Analysis of Mass Hysteria and Groupthink. Should I be flattered or insulted that I apparently got referred to a world-class expert in the subject of why people believe in stupid shit?
He said, “You understand, the court didn’t order these sessions because you believe in monsters.”
“Right, they want to make sure I won’t shoot anyone else with a crossbow.”
He laughed. That surprised me. I didn’t think these guys were allowed to laugh. “They want to make sure you’re not a danger to yourself or others. And while I know it’s counterintuitive, that process will actually be easier if you don’t think of it as a test you have to pass.”
“But if I’d shot somebody over a girl or a stolen case of beer, I wouldn’t be here. I’m here because of the monster thing. Because of who I am.”
“Do you want to talk about your beliefs?”
I shrugged. “You know the stories that go around this town. People disappear here. Cops disappear. But I can tell the difference between reality and fantasy. I work, I have a girlfriend, I’m a productive citizen. Well, not productive, I mean if you add up what I bring to society and what I take out, society probably breaks even. And I’m not crazy. I mean, I know anybody can say that. But a crazy person can’t fake sane, right? The whole point of being crazy is that you can’t separate crazy ideas from normal ones. So, no, I don’t believe the world is full of monsters disguised as people, or ghosts, or men made of shadows. I don’t believe that the town of—
* * *
*The name of the town where this story takes place will remain undisclosed so as not to add to the local tourism traffic.*
* * *
—is a howling orgy of nightmares. I fully recognize that all of those are things only a mentally ill person believes. Therefore, I do not believe them.”
Boom. Therapy accomplished.
No answer from Dr. Tennet. Fuck him. I’ll sit like this forever. I’m great at not talking to people.
After a minute or so I said, “Just … to be clear, what’s said in this room doesn’t leave this room, right?”
“Unless I believe a crime is about to be committed, that’s correct.”
“Can I show you something? On my phone? It’s a video clip. I recorded it myself.”
“If it’s important to you.”
I pulled out the phone and dug through the menus until I found a thirty-second clip I’d recorded about a month ago. I held it up for him to see.
It was a nighttime scene, at an all-night burrito stand near my house. Out front was a faded picnic table, a rusted fifty-five-gallon drum for a trash can and a whiteboard with prices scrawled in dry erase marker. Without a doubt the best burritos you can possibly get within six blocks of my house at four in the morning.
The grainy shot (my phone’s camera wasn’t worth a damn in low light) caught the glare of headlights as a black SUV pulled up. Stepping out of it was a young Asian man in a shirt and tie. He casually walked around the tiny orange building, nodding to the kid at the counter. He went to a narrow door in the rear, opened it and stepped inside.
After about ten seconds, the shot shakily moved toward the door. A hand extended into frame—my hand—and pulled the door open. Inside were some cardboard boxes with labels like LARGE LIDS and MED. PAPER BAGS—WHITE along with a broom and a mop and bucket.
The Asian man was gone. There was no visible exit.
The clip ended.
I said, “You saw it, right? Guy goes in, guy doesn’t come out. Guy’s not in there. He’s not in the burrito stand. He’s just gone.”
“You believe this is evidence of the supernatural.”
“I’ve seen this guy since then. Around town. This isn’t some burrito shop Bermuda Triangle, sucking in innocent passersby. The guy walked right toward it, on purpose. And he came out somewhere else. And I knew he was coming, because he did the same thing, every night, at the same time.”
“You believe there was a secret passage or something of the sort?”
“Not a physical one. There’s no hatch in the floor or anything. We checked. No, it’s like a … wormhole or something. I don’t know. But that’s not even the point. It’s not just that there was a, uh, magical burrito door there, or whatever it was, it’s that the guy knew what it was and how to use it. There are people like that around town.”
“And you believe these people are dangerous.”
“Oh, Jesus Christ, I am not going to shoot him with a crossbow. How can you not be impressed by this?”
“It’s important to you that I believe you.”
I just realized he was phrasing all of his questions as statements. Wasn’t there a character in Alice in Wonderland who did that? Did Alice punch him in the face?
“Okay. I could have faked the video. You have the option of believing that. And man, if I could have that option, like if I could buy it from you, I’d pay anything. If you told me you’d reach into my brain and turn off my belief in all of this stuff, and in exchange I just had to let you, say, shoot me in the balls with one of those riot control beanbag guns, I’d sign the deal right now. But I can’t.”
“That must be very frustrating for you.”
I snorted. I looked down at the floor between my knees. There was a faded brown stain on the carpet and I wondered if a patient had once taken a shit in here in the middle of a session. I ran my hands through my hair and felt my fingers tighten and twist it, pain radiating down my scalp.
Stop it.
He said, “I can see this is upsetting you. We can change the subject if you like.”
I made myself sit up and take a deep breath.
“No. This is what we’re here to talk about, right?”
He shrugged. “I think it’s important to you.”
Yes, in the way that the salt is important to the slug.
He said, “It’s up to you.”
I sighed, considered for a few beats, then said, “One time, early in the morning, I was getting ready for work. I go into the bathroom and…”
* * *
… turned on the shower, but the water just stopped in midair.
I don’t mean the water hovered there, frozen in time. That would be crazy. No, the spray was pouring down about twelve inches from the nozzle, then spreading and splattering as if the stream was breaking against something solid. Like an invisible hand was held under the showerhead to test the temperature.
I stood there outside the shower stall, naked, squinting in dull confusion. Now, I’m not the smartest guy under normal circumstances but my 6 A.M. brain has an IQ of about 65. I vaguely thought it was some kind of plumbing problem. I stared stupidly at the interrupted umbrella-shaped spray of water, resisting the impulse to reach out and touch the space the water couldn’t seem to pass through. Fear was slowly bubbling up into my brain. Hairs stood up on my ...
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- ASIN : B007KJHGNI
- Publisher : Thomas Dunne Books; 1st edition (October 2, 2012)
- Publication date : October 2, 2012
- Language : English
- File size : 6.1 MB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
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- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 417 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #179,920 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #192 in Horror Comedy
- #478 in Dark Humor
- #1,097 in General Humorous Fiction
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David Wong was the pseudonym for Jason Pargin, the New York Times bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series who now publishes under his real name. He is also the former Executive Editor at Cracked.com and the author of the Zoey Ashe novels.
Jason Pargin used to write under the pseudonym David Wong. He is the New York Times bestselling author of the John Dies at the End series and the Zoey Ashe novels. He is the former Executive Editor at Cracked.com and now writes fiction full time.
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Customers find this book entertaining and humorous, making them laugh out loud in public places, while also appreciating its unsettling horror elements and well-developed characters with snappy exchanges. The writing style receives praise for its brilliant descriptions, and customers consider it a great sequel to the first book in the series. The storyline receives mixed reactions, with some finding it compelling while others consider it unrealistic.
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- Reviewed in the United States on November 5, 2012Spiders is an excellent book for those of you with that uneasy feeling that the world we live in is not all that it seems. Wong has shown he was capable of mixing creepypasta-level terror with crude body humor in the previous title (John Dies at The End) and it's sequel does not disappoint one bit.
As a note, I will say definitively that this book is not for everyone, it includes concepts that are on level with those of the wildest "They" conspiracies that any paranoid schizophrenic has ever come up with. Not to mention, the author insists, without a disclaimer ever stating otherwise anywhere in the book, that everything depivted in the book is the truth. Anyone with any trouble separating fact from fiction should not touch this book. Anyone who is not inherently familiar with Internet culture should likewise not touch this book. Anyone who is easily offended by grotesque imagery of dismemberment, mutilation, carnage or male genitalia should not touch this book. On the other hand, well-adjusted intellectuals (with an admittedly lax sense of sophistication) can get a lot of enjoyment out of this book and it's predecessor.
With a lot of focus on the nature of humanity and how social mechanics clash with our primal urges, the author makes obscure connections that paint a bleak and horrifying portrait of the universe and our place in it. Many have described Wong's work as being like "Lovecraft with poop jokes" and they are absolutely correct. In fact, the entire tone of Wong's message is encapsulated in one of Lovecraft's most famous quotes:
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
Some of the themes in Wong's work include the idea that there are entities that view humans on the same level that humans view insects, or even bacteria. That there are forces outside our understanding that are molding the path of mankind for their own diabolical and incomprehensible ends. That our own inability to comprehend our role in the cosmic scale will result in our destruction and that there is absolutely nothing that anyone can do to change that.
For those who have read the first book, all the major survivors from the first book make appearances and don't disappoint. Character interactions are more in-depth thanks to Wong's decision to jump from perspective to perspective in each chapter (familiar to readers of George R.R. Martin's Songs of Fire and Ice series). If you are expecting the same type of stories as the first book, you may be disappointed, or thrilled. The situations are a bit more... frantic and chaotic this time around, which may sound odd, considering the events of the first book. Wong raises the scales in just about every aspect to create a much more epic, apocalyptic tone for the story. The story is split into three parts, with each chapter counting down to some inevitable unpleasant outcome, creating a fast-paced intensity that can drag even a casual reader through the book in one sitting (if they have the stomach for the imagery). The author is also acutely aware of reader-expectations and well-versed in the psychology of pop-culture, evidently drawing from his experiences and research as senior editor of comedy article website, Cracked.com.
In fact, anyone familiar with Wong's internet writing will see many familiar topics in Spiders, some being quite blatant. Personally, as a fan, I found this exciting and refreshing, but I can see others having a difference of opinion there.
As for those who haven't read the first book, you CAN pick up Spiders and read it without having read JDAtE. All of the characters are presented in a way that reintroduces them without ruining every plot point of the first book. In fact, I was impressed to read that except for one or two major spoilers considering characters' fates (this can be expected in any sequel, obviously), all of the major reveals and twists from the first book are left completely unspoiled, with only a couple dialogue hints that would only be caught by someone intimately familiar with the events of the series... like myself.
To conclude, this book was a load of fun... I read it in about six hours over the course of two sittings, mostly because the storytelling uses many tricks to keep you hooked and pulls you right through it. It does a great job of mixing common phobias, social psychology, ideological aspects, inter-dimensional parasitic invasions and crude humor into a social commentary that will cause you to look at the world in a completely new way...
Possibly because you may now know that an alien spider-like creature is living in your brain, controlling your every perception.
- Reviewed in the United States on October 24, 2012Before I begin with my review, let me put my thoughts into context. I have been waiting for the sequel to John Dies at the End for years. JDatE is easily my favorite book and I've read it countless times. So, as you may expect, this review is from someone who is quite a bit biased. I love these characters and I really enjoy Wong's writing, so it's not a surprise that I liked This Book is Full of Spiders. But let's get to the review, which will have many comparisons to my thoughts on JDatE, as I feel comparing the two books is very natural.
**MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS**
Quick synopsis: Spiders are infesting Undisclosed and they're taking over people, turning them into what some characters in the book call 'zombies.' Are they zombies or not? That's for you to decide. If you consider them zombies, it's certainly a new take on them, which is refreshing. So, the spiders are turning people into zombie-like creatures that really like to murder and spread, and it's up to Dave, John, Amy, and Molly to save humanity and stop the apocalypse. The author's sophomore effort results in an entertaining read that's smart and full of suspense and humor, as well as emotional depth for the characters and some social commentary.
David Wong's writing has certainly matured since JDatE. His story is more serious, focused and tight than his previous effort. He keeps up the suspense and even changes the narrators from time to time (which is used to great effect as it helps build the suspense. However, you lose some of Dave's funny commentary when he's not the narrator). Also, characters, especially John, have more emotional depth this time around. Yet, this maturation comes as a double-edged sword. Yes, the story is less confusing and is easier to follow and, my god, does book keeps the suspense going. On the other hand, TBIFOS also lacks much of the manic quality of JDatE. It seems people either appreciate the easier to follow plot in TBIFOS, whereas others miss the frenzied story telling of JDatE. I, personally, prefer JDatE's all-over-the-place-iness, but it's easy to see how others prefer a tighter story.
One complaint I have is that, while TBIFOS did often reference back to JDatE, it didn't seem like it was really a continuation of the story in some ways. Yes, it's the same main characters, yes there's soy sauce, yes there's monsters and shadow people. But, particularly when it came to the antagonists and their motivations and how the events from the previous book tie in with the events of this book, that really just kind of fell flat to me. Importantly, there are some key players from the last story that practically or literally had no presence in this story, which I found surprising and disappointing as the absences felt like it wasn't really a continuation of the past book. Granted, that's fine - a sequel doesn't need to be a continuation of the previous story, but TBIFOS read like it was supposed to be. So, it was odd that this book read as it were a continuation of Dave and John's saga against the evil they encountered in JDatE, but this book was missing a lot of the evil that they actually encountered in JDatE. So it felt it felt a bit disjointed from the previous book, though it didn't seem like it was supposed to be. Does that even make sense? I hope so. Also, I did ask myself a handful of times "What happened to this thing?" or "Where is that character?" a bit often. And those questions were often unanswered.
Closing thoughts: Compared to JDatE, TBIFOS is a more mature and focused effort, and it's no more or less a page turner. It's less funny and scary than JDatE (though it IS very funny), but perhaps more suspenseful and certainly more emotional. I really worried about the safety of the main characters as the book has an "anyone can die at any time" feel to it. David Wong didn't recreate JDatE and, rather, made TBIFOS its own book, which I am thankful for. If you like JDatE, you'll like TBIFOS. If you don't like JDatE, you won't like TBIFOS. If you haven't read JDatE, then read that before TBIFOS because TBIFOS won't have the same impact if you've not read the previous book.
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- David MerrickReviewed in Canada on May 13, 2013
5.0 out of 5 stars One of the Best Sequels Ever Written
David Wong's John Dies at the End blew me away upon reading its first hardcover release in 2009. I devoured it over 12 consecutive hours, much to the chagrin of my subconscious. I was understandably anticipating its sequel, This Book is Full of Spiders, and let it be known that it's one of the few sequels that handily outdoes the original.
Where JDatE satirized both Lovecraftian horror and explores our collective fear of free will (or rather, lack thereof), This Book is Full of Spiders is an awesome send up of the zombie subgenre and, perhaps, the last work of fiction that ever needs to be written on the subject. It's also a compelling work of societal horror, drawing off of Wong's analysis of the so-called "Monkeysphere," as originally discussed on Cracked ([...]
Structurally, This Book... is a more cohesive work than its predecessor, likely the result of having been composed more or less in one spurt than JDatE, which was by the author's own admission three books in one. Wong very effectively continues to develop his three main characters (Dave, John and Amy), increasingly using third person narration to track the individual adventures of the latter two. While it might not be as mind-numbingly scary as the first, it's just as--if not more--thought provoking and a worthy sequel. Hopefully it as well as its predecessor will enter the horror canon one day.
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ThimboeReviewed in Germany on October 20, 2012
5.0 out of 5 stars "Hotezzlement"...
Dieses Buch ist der Nachfolger des Buches "John Dies At The End" und wie das erste Buch, ist auch dieses hier ein super Buch.
Es hat den selben Humor und ich musste schon im Prolog lachen.
Ich muss gestehen, dass ich das Buch noch nicht durch habe, trotzdem kann ich sagen, dass es mindestens genauso spannend ist wie der Vorgänger, wenn nicht spannender.
Natürlich sind wieder einige Charaktere vom vorherigen Buch dabei, und es ist auch klar, dass wieder neue hinzustoßen.
Es werden einige Anspielungen auf die Geschehnisse des letzten Buches gemacht, allerdings muss man das erste meiner Meinung nach nicht gelesen haben um im Bilde zu sein, da das meiste kurz erklärt wird, jedoch sollte man sich den ersten auf keinen Fall entgehen lassen und nachdem man "John Dies At The End" gelesen hat erfährt man logischerweise auch mehr, das einem in "This Book Is Full Of Spiders" nicht erklärt wird und man mehr Hintergrundinformationen hat.
Alles in Allem ist das Buch meiner Meinung nach sehr gut gelungen und zählt seit dem Release zu meinen Favorites.
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Mme Dominique BonettiReviewed in France on March 26, 2018
5.0 out of 5 stars Amazing book
I was already familiar with the work of David Wong with “John Dies At The End”, and this new adventure of John and Dave didn’t deceive me ! Funny and interesting it’s really a great book !
Even though the cover tells to not open it I just have one thing to say “Seriously Dude Open It” !!
- VictorReviewed in Australia on September 16, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars Almost as good as "John Dies at the End"
A very decent sequel. In my eyes, the only downside was that the action was non-stop in this one.
The first book seemed a bit more well-paced and a better mix of scary-action-comedy.
This one just hit the ground running and the action was relentless all the way through.
- LuisaReviewed in Brazil on November 30, 2015
5.0 out of 5 stars You really should touch this book, spiders and all!
Ah this was a super fun adventure by Dave and John.. I was chewing my nails by the end of it, just wondering if everything was going to be ok or if the whole world was going to the crapper. It's very cool and super funny, lots of gore *yuck* but nothing that scared me to any significant degree (which is saying a lot, I'm a scaredy cat). The humour part was more important than anything else for me, it really kept me hooked. I also looooooooooved Dr. Marconi's talk with Dave, won't say more to avoid giving any spoilers, but it is so pertinent to where we are at the moment as a society. I loved it and I'm going to keep reading David Wong's books <3 :)