Great Jones - Shop now
$9.99 with 44 percent savings
Digital List Price: $17.99

These promotions will be applied to this item:

Some promotions may be combined; others are not eligible to be combined with other offers. For details, please see the Terms & Conditions associated with these promotions.

You've subscribed to ! We will preorder your items within 24 hours of when they become available. When new books are released, we'll charge your default payment method for the lowest price available during the pre-order period.
Update your device or payment method, cancel individual pre-orders or your subscription at
Your Memberships & Subscriptions
Kindle app logo image

Download the free Kindle app and start reading Kindle books instantly on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.

Read instantly on your browser with Kindle for Web.

Using your mobile phone camera - scan the code below and download the Kindle app.

QR code to download the Kindle App

Follow the author

Something went wrong. Please try your request again later.

Lump It or Leave It Kindle Edition

4.4 out of 5 stars 26 ratings

The misanthropic essayist takes a caustic look at topics including higher education, traditional values, feminist obsessions, and advice to the South.

Lump It or Leave It, Florence King’s latest volume of rapier-edged contemplations on American tomfoolery—er, values—takes on everything from the hazards of fame to the joys of menopause, with all the bile and brio that has made her the nation’s most beloved misanthrope. From college professors (“incapable of earning a living with either their minds or their hands”) to the South (“if at first you don’t secede, try, try, again”) to the US government (“the crude leading the crud”), few fools remain unskewered by the reigning Queen of Spleen.

“Opinionated and entertaining, King . . . here discourses widely and vigorously on American ways. Little escapes her stiletto wit. . . . These scattershot essays reach their targets.” —Publishers Weekly

Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Opinionated and entertaining, King ( Reflections in a Jaundiced Eye ) here discourses widely and vigorously on American ways. Little escapes her stiletto wit: the prevalence of the "slangy suffix, -istok?/not sure what you've done, but given that it is you who has done it, I'm sure it is ok.gs "; the best 15 years of a woman's life, "from 50 to Social Security"; the "graves of academe" where college professors masquerade as teachers; fellow countrymen whom she divides into "whatters" and "whyers." Personal agitations to which King also applies her nonconformist slant include traditional southern values and book reviewing, the latter topic evoking a tart acknowledgment of being wrong in her judgments once in a while. These scattershot essays reach their targets.
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.

From Library Journal

Clever and observant, King is a professional Southerner. Here she describes only the lowest common denominator of Southern culture--misogyny, narcissism, incoherence--and so is as much a national commentator as a regional one. While the industry standard for such a book is Nora Ephron's Crazy Salad (LJ 8/75), these ramblings essays are more like a Joan Rivers monolog: King proudly and half-accurately describes herself as "a mean lady." At its worst, the book tries to wring a laugh out of the Howard Beach tragedy; at its best it describes the dreariness of reviewing books written by popular female authors.
- Molly McCluer, Alameda Cty. Law Lib., Oakland
Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.

Product details

  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B007RP79T6
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ St. Martin's Griffin (August 15, 1991)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 15, 1991
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1.0 MB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 197 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.4 out of 5 stars 26 ratings

About the author

Follow authors to get new release updates, plus improved recommendations.
Florence King
Brief content visible, double tap to read full content.
Full content visible, double tap to read brief content.

Discover more of the author’s books, see similar authors, read book recommendations and more.

Customer reviews

4.4 out of 5 stars
26 global ratings

Review this product

Share your thoughts with other customers

Customers say

Customers find the book funny and entertaining. The writing quality receives positive feedback, with one customer noting that the essays cover a variety of topics.

AI-generated from the text of customer reviews

8 customers mention "Humor"8 positive0 negative

Customers find the book humorous, describing it as funny and well-written, with one customer noting its irreverent style.

"...and very individual voice about just about everything is compelling, witty and a great read. I have every bit of her writing I can get my hands on." Read more

"What is not to love about Florence King? She is acerbic and irreverent, yet amazingly accurate in pinpointing human behavior...." Read more

"I found her writing to be insightful and humorous. And I must say that she she shared her criticisms right across the board." Read more

"...Other than those, it was a truly great, funny, southern triumph!" Read more

4 customers mention "Entertainment value"4 positive0 negative

Customers find the book entertaining.

"...voice about just about everything is compelling, witty and a great read. I have every bit of her writing I can get my hands on." Read more

"...Other than those, it was a truly great, funny, southern triumph!" Read more

"The essays cover a variety of topics and are excellent entertainment. I especially enjoyed her thoughts about the awful books that get published." Read more

"Extremely entertaining..." Read more

4 customers mention "Writing quality"4 positive0 negative

Customers appreciate the writing quality of the book, with one customer noting that the essays cover a variety of topics.

"...her unique and very individual voice about just about everything is compelling, witty and a great read...." Read more

"...If you are looking for a good comical read with intellectual substance then Florence King is your lady!" Read more

"The essays cover a variety of topics and are excellent entertainment. I especially enjoyed her thoughts about the awful books that get published." Read more

"excellent essayist" Read more

Top reviews from the United States

Report an issue


Does this item contain inappropriate content?
Do you believe that this item violates a copyright?
Does this item contain quality or formatting issues?