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The Wedding of the Two-Headed Woman: A Novel Kindle Edition
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherHarper Perennial
- Publication dateAugust 14, 2012
- File size2.8 MB
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Alice Mattison's last novel, New York Times Notable Book The Book Borrower, was called "extraordinary" (Washington Post Book World) and "ambitious and original" (Wall Street Journal), and was lauded for capturing in "deceptively quiet prose ... the fraught, complex relations of men and women" (New York Times Book Review). Now Mattison revisits Daisy Andalusia, a character from her critically acclaimed collection of stories, Men Giving Money, Women Yelling, in a simmering, intelligent novel of love, marriage, and friendship set in a New England city that's sometimes charming, sometimes dangerous.
Following an early first marriage, Daisy Andalusia remained single and enjoyed the company of men on her own terms, making the most of her independent life -- especially her sexual freedom. But now, in her fifties, she is no longer unattached; after a long on-again off-again love affair, she has married inner-city landlord Pekko Roberts. A resident of New Haven, Connecticut, Daisy earns her living organizing clutter, a calling that affords her an intimate peek at the disorder of the lives of others. Her business soon leads her to a Yale project studying small cities, where she partners with the ebullient director, Gordon Skeetling.
Over her husband's fierce objections -- and working with Gordon, with whom life becomes ever more complicated -- Daisy organizes a conference about murder in small cities, including New Haven. And for a community theater group seeking a subject for a play, Daisy appropriates a tabloid headline that Gordon has kept for years among the dusty piles in his office: two-headed woman weds two men: doc says she's twins. These words will take on increasing significance over eight transformative months, March through October, 2001, as Daisy questions whether she can truly be a part of anything -- a two-headed woman, a friendship, a marriage -- while discovering more about herself than she wants to know.
Profoundly moving and psychologically penetrating, The Wedding of the Two-Headed Woman is the intimate, endearing, and finally triumphant story of how Daisy at last learns to live the life she has so lovingly crafted for herself.
About the Author
Alice Mattison is the award-winning author of four story collections and five novels, including Nothing Is Quite Forgotten in Brooklyn. She teaches fiction in the graduate writing program at Bennington College in Vermont and lives in New Haven, Connecticut.
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The Wedding of the Two-Headed Woman
A NovelBy Alice MattisonHarperCollins Publishers, Inc.
Copyright © 2005 Alice MattisonAll right reserved.
ISBN: 0060937882
Chapter One
Nothing distracts me for long from sex. A friendly, intelligentman makes a funny remark, almost for his private benefit.He thinks nobody hears, but I laugh. For a moment shared understanding exhilarates us both; then I go further. I feel a yen to placemy hand on his bare thigh, to see what he's like with no clothes on.I was single for decades, after a brief early marriage, and there weremany men like that.
What interests me about sex is nothing dangerous, nothinglife-changing. It's like the impulse that sends some women intostores that sell colored floss and kits for making stained-glasspendants -- and of course I know that sometimes those womencan't refrain, even when pendants hang in every window, twistingtogether on their dirty strings, falling and breaking into theshards they once were, maybe killing the cat. Sex has mostly, forme, been less threatening than that, a reasonably healthy pastime, a form of arts and crafts that uses people instead of glass orthread.
At length, though, even so delightful a practice as sex begins tofeel airlessly limited, a means of expression made clumsy by theneed to include bodies as well as talk. At such times, I can bediverted by a different kind of activity: I like to put on conferences.Like patches of plain fabric in a quilt, unremarkable people lookbetter in contact with others, and I look for chances to arrangethem. In the seventies I ran something called Women's Weekend.Later I persuaded the community college where I taught to host acolloquium, What Do We Really Think About Race? Most recently,along with my mother, Roz Garber, I ran a conference on mothersand adult daughters. Along comes an idea -- ideas come while I'mdriving -- that requires multitudes (at least groups) arguing andlaughing. I start making calls in the car, on my cell phone, then continueat home, buoyant over subject matter, forgetting that by thetime my conference takes place, I'll have to think of bodies after all,bodies with their stodgy requirements for food, bathrooms, directions,and unlocked, lighted rooms, bodies that may miss the afternoonsession because they're in bed with other bodies, even mine.
I am in my mid-fifties, and I have long, blond hair, possibly toolong or too blond for my age. I bear the last name, Andalusia, of aman I no longer know and scarcely remember, with whom I movedto New Haven, Connecticut, thirty years ago so he could go to YaleMedical School while I supported him. When Dr. Andalusia left, Istayed. I'm not the only Yale divorcée who has liked New Haven, tothe puzzlement of a departing ex. I liked East Rock and WestRock -- red, striated traprock cliffs that bracket this city -- and Iliked the dirty harbor full of oyster boats and oil tankers, and the Quinnipiac River emptying rather grandly if messily under Interstate95 and into Long Island Sound. I liked the decorous, wellproportionedNew Haven green with its three old-fashionedchurches -- two brick, one reddish stone -- its bag ladies and blackteenagers; and I was amused by the way each man I slept with connectedto someone else I knew: he'd gone to school with the lastman I slept with, or his sister cleaned my teeth. The story I'm goingto write down had to happen in a small city. Here, you're never quitesure you're done with a person; you never know how many ways thetwo of you will touch.
Someone I stopped knowing many times was the man I eventuallymarried, Pekko Roberts. Pekko is a New Haven native, a noticeableman in his sixties: sturdy, white-haired, with a big, white beardhe brushes daily and a tidy but prominent belly. More often thannot, I broke up with him when we had dated for a few months andwere talking about living together. I don't know why I kept leavinghim, since I claimed to be tired of being single, and pointed out tomyself that a variety of partners isn't inherent to the pleasures ofsex. Pekko was in love with me, which made me a little restless, buthe wasn't so in love that he couldn't see my faults, about which hewas frank. "Daisy, you're not making sense," he'd say when Iwasn't; I'd get angry. He wasn't imaginative in bed, but sex withPekko made me happy; with him, I didn't experience what oftentook place after sex with other men: a half hour of dismay, evenloathing, about my middle-aged body, my habits, my friends, theway I lived my life. I could talk myself out of that unexplaineddespair, but with Pekko it didn't come. He was moody and oftensilent, gruff but not unkind; he knew himself well enough not toblame others for his bad days. His caring -- about me, about others -- might be expressed in grunts, but I never doubted it. He was a lakeI could swim in, in which the drop-offs and rocks were what theywere, but the water was clean and not too cold, and there wasintense pleasure to be found by swimming out to the center, turningon my back, and closing my eyes in the sun, whatever that means interms of a guy.
Four years ago, in 1998, Pekko and I bought a house together inGoatville, a nineteenth-century New Haven neighborhood of smallhouses with steep roofs and long, skinny backyards, where dogs barkthrough chain-link fences. (We also bought a dog, a standard poodlecalled Arthur: a dog should be able to pronounce his own name.)The narrow two- and three-story houses on our block look likekindergarten drawings. It's a cityscape best seen in winter twilight,when the peaked roofs of different heights are scribbled over by thebare branches of maples, oaks, and sycamores.
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- Publisher : Harper Perennial (August 14, 2012)
- Publication date : August 14, 2012
- Language : English
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About the author

Alice Mattison grew up in Brooklyn, New York, and now lives in New Haven, Connecticut. Her new novel, WHEN WE ARGUED ALL NIGHT--about a friendship between two Brooklyn Jews that lasts for many decades, about the tumultuous events of the twentieth century, and about a woman slowly discovering who she is and whom she loves--has just been published by Harper Perennial. Her earlier books include NOTHING IS QUITE FORGOTTEN IN BROOKLYN, IN CASE WE'RE SEPARATED: CONNECTED STORIES, and THE BOOK BORROWER. Twelve of her short stories have appeared in The New Yorker, and her stories, essays, and poems have been published in The New York Times, The Yale Review, The Pushcart Prize, Ploughshares, and elsewhere. She teaches fiction in the MFA program at Bennington College. Her website is www.alicemattison.com.
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- Reviewed in the United States on June 13, 2010I've read several of her books and have loved all of them. This novel isn't perfect, there were times where it was hard to like or identify with Daisy. But what Mattison always does best for me is create complex women. You might not like Daisy but you keep coming back to find out what she'll do next, and hope that she evolves. I also appreciate that she portrays female friendships realisticly and without stereotypes.
- Reviewed in the United States on November 14, 2004Having read Alice Mattison's "Book Borrower," I expected more from this book, especially after reading editorial reviews about it. I know there was all kinds of symbolism in this book, and it wasn't that hard to get, but mostly I just didn't care enough about any of the characters, except maybe the husband Pekko. Mostly I just thought it was kind of silly, with not much to redeem it.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 10, 2004THE WEDDING OF THE TWO-HEADED WOMAN by Alice Mattison
Here's a rather unusual title for an unusual book: THE WEDDING OF THE TWO-HEADED WOMAN, written by Alice Mattison. The title is in reference to a headline taken from a tabloid newspaper that the main character, Daisy Andalusia, sees at the home of one of her clients. She uses this in her experimental acting group and from there, the group creates a play based on a woman with two heads.
This probably sounds rather eccentric and enigmatic. It is. The book is written in a style in which the reader gets bits and pieces of dialogue or scenes that all come together as the story progresses. We slowly learn a little more about Daisy and what makes her tick. Daisy is the focal point, and the play she is participating in symbolizes more than just a woman that has two heads, as the play starts to evolve and grow.
Daisy herself is a woman that seems to have a great need to control everything in her life. She obsesses over sex, is used to being free and single, and has just married her long time lover, Pekko Roberts, who is a slum lord (but is in denial about it). Daisy is in business for herself, taking on clients that need help cleaning up. Her clients live like pack rats, living in homes that are fire hazards and resemble any house cleaner's nightmare. She finds satisfaction in cleaning up and organizing these homes, but only homes with a somewhat organized mess. Her latest client, Gordon Skeetling, becomes one of her obsessions, and not only does he become a favorite client of sorts, he also helps her with her other obsession, sex.
The book takes place over an eight-month period, culminating shortly after the terrorist attacks of September 11th. It is interesting that the author chose this time period to parallel the life of Daisy Andalusia. It appears the author was making a statement, stating that the problems Daisy and her friends were having over this play they were creating, paled in comparison to the events of that fateful day.
But all in all, this book I found to be a bit too much. There was a lot of symbolism that I found too cryptic for my tastes, and although I think a different type of reader could have enjoyed this book, I couldn't get into it. I was disappointed and felt that it was a bit over my head, which I am very embarrassed to admit. I'm giving this book 3 stars, mostly for effort. If I had enjoyed it more, I would have bumped it up a notch.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 18, 2005I really might have given this book a four-star rating, because I would be inclined to save the five-star ratings for Faulkner-level fiction, but I wanted to offset the tepid reviews of other readers. I liked this book a lot.
I picked the book off the shelf for its bizarre title, and I was very glad that I did. This book works wonderfully on a number of levels---I will be thinking about it for quite some time. It's not your typical easy-read mystery novel, but it is nonetheless extremely engaging. It's deep enough to satisfy my English major origins, and accessible enough to hold me to the end, despite my overloaded lifestyle and constant interruptions from my children. This is an extremely insightful book that rings very true, both emotionally and philosophically.
The themes---or, rather, what I perceived as the themes---are complex and thought-provoking. The author doesn't dole out easy answers to moral and philosophical questions---life doesn't work that way, and neither should literature. What are some of the themes, as I perceive them? Oh, well........Personal moral responsibility, loyalty, the interconnectedness of human beings, moral relativity, emotional intimacy, how one judges the "goodness" of another human being, the emotional fall-out from keeping (or not keeping secrets), intellectual snobbery, the purpose of art..... I may be completely off base, but these are the issues that this book raised in my mind. Oh, and I disagree with the person who found the book bizarre. The characters, and even the plot, rang very true for me.
Whether you like or dislike this book, I predict that it will be very memorable for you.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 18, 2005Daisy Andalusia is in her fifties but may be as fickle as a twenty-year-old as far as romance goes. Pekko, her former lover turned slumlord husband, has the unfortunate honor of having only half a wife. Daisy's preoccupation with sex makes her a fairly undesirable life mate, because the wind blows her this way and that.
She organizes clutter for other people. And, in the process, she makes herself just available enough to satisfy her own curiosity about the lives of her so-called clients. At least one of those clients helps her with her sexual addiction as Daisy goes about cheating yet remaining unfulfilled.
The title of the story, The Wedding of the Two-Headed Woman, is taken from a tabloid but says so much about the life Daisy has created for herself. Will her risky behavior leave her with nothing in the end?
The reader will consider this book either a collection of symbolism or a book of foolishness. This book is worth the read and worth a bout of quiet reflection.