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Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest Kindle Edition
Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying.
Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare!
Buy some knick knacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.
On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two.
A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, a three-legged dog, and a classic car are on the road to adventure, where every exit leads to adventure. Whether they like it or not.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherOrbit
- Publication dateJuly 16, 2013
- File size1561 KB
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"Abundant, zany humor."―Publishers Weekly on Monster
"Divine Misfortune reads like a mash-up of Neil Gaiman, Monty Python, and a sugar-bombed nine-year old."―Locus
"Divine Misfortune is a light and wonderful read from start to finish."―sfsignal.com
"Sweetly charming, gleefully entertaining tale of two teens traveling across the country, one mythic encounter at a time... Martinez is a master at making the fantastic so mundane it's fantastic again."―Publishers Weekly
"Another winner with the zany adventures of a pair of intelligent, out-of-the-ordinary young adults in a world where humans and mythic creatures coexist. Martinez's full-blown comic talent places him in a category with Piers Anthony and Terry Pratchett as a master of comedic fantasy."―Library Journal
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Product details
- ASIN : B0092XNDR8
- Publisher : Orbit (July 16, 2013)
- Publication date : July 16, 2013
- Language : English
- File size : 1561 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 369 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #876,830 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #3,644 in Contemporary Fantasy (Kindle Store)
- #4,474 in Fantasy Adventure Fiction
- #5,061 in General Humorous Fiction
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About the author
A. Lee Martinez was born in El Paso, Texas. At the age of eighteen, for no apparent reason, he started writing novels. Thirteen short years (and a little over a dozen manuscripts) later, his first novel, Gil's All Fright Diner was published. Since then he has published or is about to publish five additional novels, including the forthcoming Divine Misfortune. His hobbies include juggling, games of all sorts, and astral projecting. Also, he likes to sing along with the radio when he's in the car by himself.
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This story is about two kids (one human, the other a minotaur) who are randomly picked by a 'forgotten god' to go on a quest. Because the F.G. has essentially placed a geas on them, they must carry out the quest or they will die. The bad luck angle turns out that even if they complete the quest, they (or their loved ones/family/friends) may die anyways. The world in which all this takes place is effectively modern day America with the mild twist that fantasy creatures and magical events are actually rather commonplace along with classic automobiles, fast food franchises, and shady and possibly underhanded agents of secret governmental organizations.
Overall it was a pleasant and entertaining story, not very deep but with just enough character development to engender some empathy for the main characters. Action scenes tend towards slapstick, which I personally like in a humor fantasy story. The ending was done reasonably well (i.e., with some originality), as Martinez intentionally called out stereotypical tropes and explicitly pointed out that those weren't going to happen. I'd recommend this story (and probably any Martinez book) to anyone who likes easy fantasy with humor.
"Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest" has his typical breezy, fast-growing narrative that sometimes masks some deeply thoughtful ideas and poignant observations. Just as in "Divine Misfortune", there is plenty of fun here for mythology geeks like myself.
Like in most of his work, Martinez strives to make the supernatural part of a relatable every day existence, a source of much of the humor. Perhaps this is most effective with an orc army led by Nigel, who's need for mayhem is not so much due to his orc ancestry but more because he yearns to break out of the doldrums of middle-aged slumps in work and married life.
A solid good time.
Grade: B+
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This particular adventure starts with a girl called Helen, she's a seven foot minotaur working in a burger store along with the Herculean exemplar and all round perfect human Troy. When their boss tries to sacrifice them to a lost God (who ends up possessing a pile of burger meat) they get cursed into completing a quest for him which will kill them if they don't do it, but might kill them if they do.
The book is set in a modern world where orcs, elves, trolls and other fantasy creatures have simply integrated into society. Martinez takes many of the tropes of myths and legends of questing heroes and plays with them in the modern day creating some quite funny and unique results.
I see another reviewer compare it with Pratchett and Gaiman and while I don't think it's anything near their caliber it's certainly a unique entertaining story I recommend giving a try to.
+ Genuinely funny in places.
+ Unique characters and setting.
+ Clean writing style makes it easy to read.