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The Lady in the Van and Other Stories Kindle Edition
Now a major motion picture starring Maggie Smith, Alan Bennett's famous and heartwarming story "The Lady in the Van," and more of Bennett's classic short-form work
Alan Bennett has long been one of the world's most revered humorists. From his acclaimed story collection Smut to his hilarious and sharply observed The Uncommon Reader, Bennett has consistently remained one of literature's most acute observers of Britain and life's many absurdities.
In this new collection, drawn from his wide-ranging career, you'll read some of Bennett's finest work, including the title story, the basis for a new feature film starring Maggie Smith. The book also includes the rollicking comic masterpiece "The Laying on of Hands" and the bittersweet "Father! Father! Burning Bright," Bennett's classic tale of the tense relationship between a man and his dying father.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherPicador
- Publication dateDecember 1, 2015
- File size2113 KB
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“[Alan Bennett] is a prose stylist of disarming grace and humor.” ―The New York Times Book Review
“Bennett's genius is for the imploding situation in which a cleverly made house of cards shudders and comes down; the comments of his characters as they nimbly pick their way around the wreckage verge on aphorism.” ―The New Yorker
“In the hands of Alan Bennett, the tragic and painful are close bedfellows with the funny and the sexual, making for a collection of stories in which we laugh at the situations presented and then feel a twinge of guilt.” ―Los Angeles Times
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The Lady in the Van
And Other Stories
By Alan BennettPicador
Copyright © 2015 Forelake LtdAll rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-250-08972-4
Contents
Title Page,Copyright Notice,
Preface,
Film Diary,
The Lady in the Van,
The Laying On of Hands,
Father! Father! Burning Bright,
About the Author,
Also by Alan Bennett,
Copyright,
CHAPTER 1
The Lady in the Van
Good nature, or what is often considered as such, is the most selfish of all virtues: it is nine times out of ten mere indolence of disposition.
– William Hazlitt, 'On the Knowledge of Character' (1822)
'I ran into a snake this afternoon,' Miss Shepherd said. 'It was coming up Parkway. It was a long, grey snake — a boa constrictor possibly. It looked poisonous. It was keeping close to the wall and seemed to know its way. I've a feeling it may have been heading for the van.' I was relieved that on this occasion she didn't demand that I ring the police, as she regularly did if anything out of the ordinary occurred. Perhaps this was too out of the ordinary (though it turned out the pet shop in Parkway had been broken into the previous night, so she may have seen a snake). She brought her mug over and I made her a drink, which she took back to the van. 'I thought I'd better tell you,' she said, 'just to be on the safe side. I've had some close shaves with snakes.'
This encounter with the putative boa constrictor was in the summer of 1971, when Miss Shepherd and her van had for some months been at a permanent halt opposite my house in Camden Town. I had first come across her a few years previously, stood by her van, stalled as usual, near the convent at the top of the street. The convent (which was to have a subsequent career as the Japanese School) was a gaunt reformatory-like building that housed a dwindling garrison of aged nuns and was notable for a striking crucifix attached to the wall overlooking the traffic lights. There was something about the position of Christ, pressing himself against the grim pebbledash beneath the barred windows of the convent, that called up visions of the Stalag and the searchlight and which had caused us to dub him 'The Christ of Colditz'. Miss Shepherd, not looking un-crucified herself, was standing by her vehicle in an attitude with which I was to become very familiar, left arm extended with the palm flat against the side of the van indicating ownership, the right arm summoning anyone who was fool enough to take notice of her, on this occasion me. Nearly six foot, she was a commanding figure, and would have been more so had she not been kitted out in greasy raincoat, orange skirt, Ben Hogan golfing-cap and carpet slippers. She would be going on sixty at this time.
She must have prevailed on me to push the van as far as Albany Street, though I recall nothing of the exchange. What I do remember was being overtaken by two policemen in a panda car as I trundled the van across Gloucester Bridge; I thought that, as the van was certainly holding up the traffic, they might have lent a hand. They were wiser than I knew. The other feature of this first run-in with Miss Shepherd was her driving technique. Scarcely had I put my shoulder to the back of the van, an old Bedford, than a long arm was stretched elegantly out of the driver's window to indicate in textbook fashion that she (or rather I) was moving off. A few yards further on, as we were about to turn into Albany Street, the arm emerged again, twirling elaborately in the air to indicate that we were branching left, the movement done with such boneless grace th
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- ASIN : B00XTZ67FA
- Publisher : Picador; Media tie-in edition (December 1, 2015)
- Publication date : December 1, 2015
- Language : English
- File size : 2113 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 242 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 1250089727
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About the author
Alan Bennett is a renowned playwright and essayist, a succession of whose plays have been staged at the Royal National Theatre and whose screenplay for The Madness of King George was nominated for an Academy Award. He made his first stage appearance with Beyond the Fringe and his latest play was The Lady in the Van with Maggie Smith. Episodes from his award-winning Talking Heads series have been shown on PBS. His first novel, The Clothes They Stood Up In, was published in 2000. He lives in London.
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I read “The Lady in the Van” after seeing the film so of course it was impossible to read this story without seeing Ms. Smith at every point. (In this edition Mr. Bennett includes excerpts from his film diary about the making of the movie.) It was an extremely kind thing for him to have done, letting the lady (Miss Shepherd) who could only be described as a loveable—on some days—fruitcake park her vans—she went through three or more vans over twenty years, always painting them bright yellow—park it/them in his garden for many years. She obviously tried his patience and challenged his sense of smell on many occasions. Ultimately, however, Mr. Bennett was duly rewarded for his kindness—contradicting Oscar Wilde’s observation that no good need goes unpunished—since he must have made a mint telling this lady’s story. One fact about her life that touches the heart is that she was once a piano student of Alfred Cortot who believed she had a promising career as a concert pianist but she gave up the piano and toyed briefly with becoming a nun. She also had been an ambulance driver during the war; but the event that apparently pushed her over the edge mentally was an accident when a motorcyclist crashed into her van, killing himself, although Miss Shepherd was in no way to blame for his death. Mr. Bennett attends Miss Shepherd’s funeral at a local Catholic Church where the priest and the congregation sing “Lead Kindly Light” and “Kum Ba Ya.” “Now, though, arrives the bit I dread, the celebration of fellowship. . . when everyone had to shake hands with their neighbor” (I couldn’t agree more.) Mr. Bennett concludes his quite in-the-end moving tribute to Miss Shepherd by observing that she now lies in a grave not much narrower than where she spent her last 20 years. The grave is unmarked, but Mr. Bennett believes Miss S. would not be displeased since she was so reticent to discuss the facts of her life with anyone.
In “The Laying On of Hands” Mr. Bennett has a good time satirizing—though gentle in his humor, he is relentless-- a lot of things: the clergy, the current funeral fashions in England, the hypocrisy of most of us with his subtle, nuanced narrative. An Anglican church quickly fills up with all these people, many of whom know each other. The big question on most everyone’s minds is how did the other attendees know the decedent. He is one Cleve Dunlap, a black (“though palely so”) masseur dead at 34; but no one is quite sure what he died of. And this is not a funeral but a memorial service, “and a smart one at that.” We should not be surprised then if we are treated to a saxophone solo of Dusty Springfield’s “You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me” and a baritone rendition of “Some Enchanted Evening.” But the organ prelude is an arrangement of Samuel Barber’s “Adagio for Strings,” obviously a winning choice of the organist since “many in the congregation were enjoying, having been made familiar with the tune from its frequent airings on Classic FM.” Father Jolliffe, who is in charge, has the difficult task of conducting a memorial service, “a smart one at that,” when “God was an embarrassment.”
In the final story “Father! Father! Burning Bright” the younger Midgley is summoned to the hospital deathbed of his father, the elder Midgley. The delicious first lines set the tone for this little death vigil where various family members come to and from the hospital: “On the many occasions Midgley had killed his father, death had always come easily. He died promptly, painlessly and without a struggle.” His actual death, however, is a lot messier, although Midgley, who is a teacher, finds the timing perfect since his father has “scheduled” his death during the middle of ‘Meet The Parents’ week, a function that the Younger does not enjoy since the parents get younger each year and with more tattoos and facial studs. Every family member has his own and a different agenda. For example, Mark, who is the fourteen-year-old great nephew of the soon-to-be-deceased elder Midgley—and at his advanced youthful age only appears “with the family at state functions”-- comes to the hospital to win points for his Religion and Knowledge instructor Miss Pollock, who is having sex with at least one other student. She has pointed out to him that this will be a rare occasion for him to see a dead person and get a “real perspective on the human condition.” And Aunt Kitty, a rabid racist, can only be described as a hoot. She always gives the race or national origin of everyone connected with the hospital. My favorite of her many comments on this subject as she describes sleeping immigrants in the hospital waiting room to Midgley: “’They’ve got feelings the same as us,’ she whispered. ‘They’re fond of their families. More so, probably. . . But then they’re less advanced than we are.’” Mr. Bennett unknowingly has taken almost the exact words out of the mouth of a white woman I worked for briefly when I moved to Atlanta years ago. That is precisely how she compared black Americans with more advanced white ones.
Reading Alan Bennett is always a delight.
This short memoir is written in a series of occasional notes that Bennett took during Miss Shepherd’s stay. And, as I see it, the “miracle” in their relationship is that Bennett just let Miss Shepherd “be” to live her “stinky” circumscribed and eccentric life, interfering only to give a little help. He writes about Miss Shepherd’s flamboyant clothing, her “toilet arrangements,” her prejudices, and a little of her day-to-day life, all the while giving her a bit of nobility and character.
I recently saw the film of A Lady in the Van starring the brilliant Maggie Smith, and I very much enjoyed how it gave a fuller picture of Mr. Bennett than did the memoir. There we see the intersection of Miss Shepherd and Mr. Bennett (a gay, timid artist—writer—) and the effects each had on one another. The film remains mostly true to the memoir with the exception of the introduction of Bennett’s mother, not in the memoir.
I may have enjoyed the memoir more because I saw the film first; nevertheless, I would recommend both.
I give the other 2 stories a big fat ZERO! As someone else bravely mentioned, I found them disgusting & way too sleazy for my taste. Well, "smutty" as the other person described it. I was embarrassed that I read all the way through both of them. I am no prude, but I do have some scruples. I will not recommend this particular combination to anyone, friend or foe.