"Vividly recasting many Western archetypes, Scapellato's inventive, hallucinatory prose dazzles...Normally quotidian encounters become epic in Scapellato's worlds, and the sentences [...] exquisitely fashion routine encounters into much more...A timely dose of his absurdism could prove an antivenom to our problematic times."—New York Times Book Review "Rich with refined poeticism and imagination...Original and gripping, with several exceptional entries towards the end that reveal Scapellato as a masterful storyteller...Big Lonesome [is] a noteworthy collection cumulatively, [and its best stories] highlight the promise of Scapellato’s next project."—PopMatters "Often amusing, thoughtful and poetic, Big Lonesome is a weird and wildly inventive collection of 25 uniquely imagined short stories focused on the mythologies of the American West and the archetypal nomadic characters who roam the vast, pockmarked, barren landscape...Affecting and utterly unique, Scapellato’s absurd reimagining of the roughed-up, Stetson-wearing cowboy who once inhabited the American West will startle and surprise those accustomed to Western fiction. Big Lonesome is an impressive debut story collection by a canny, poetically talented storyteller."—Lancashire Evening Post "The stories in the first section update the Western tall tale as post-modern trickster narrative. The spirit of Sut Lovingood, George Washington Harris’s Old Southwestern version on Huck Finn, which inspired Twain and Faulkner, returns to disrupt rather than instruct. Whereas Sut concocted revenge pranks to satirize preachers, politicians, and other targets of regional scorn, Scapellato’s unnamed cowboys raise their pistols to all before locking eyes on themselves...Scapellato’s gift is to convey the collapse of his characters with the sparest language and thrift of detail...[He] defies genre expectation...The trajectory of redemption suggests Flannery O’Connor at her best."—Brooklyn Rail "Scapellato's first collection of short fiction means to bust the mythologies of the American West. In these 25 stories, Scapellato moves from the allegorical to the (almost) natural, traversing the territory with a fluid grace...Scapellato's debut is unpredictable, witty, and self-aware while remaining heartfelt in the most unexpected ways."—Kirkus Reviews "Scapellato’s refreshing stories engage at every point and are capped off with perfect endings. Scapellato is an exceptional surrealist, and he seems to have a firm handle on his own exuberance and quirkiness, his characters reminiscent of familiar archetypes but served with a twist. His subjects never wander far from cowboys, cowgirls, and the myths of the cinematic West. His short stories have a lean trajectory and economy. ..This debut collection is bracing and delightful."—Publishers Weekly "These 25 stories range from the mythic and bizarre to the modern and incisively realistic...genre-blending."—Booklist "Through a careful give and take between familiar imagery and surrealist flourishes, Joseph Scapellato’s debut collection Big Lonesome is a subversive love letter to The Wild West...[with] a Saunders-like sense of compassion and empathy."—Various Small Flames "Joseph Scapellato’s collection is a lot of things: risky, honest, and romantic —
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Big Lonesome
Beginnings
ONE NIGHT NEAR TEXAS
The cowboy sat up and shuddered. Again she wasn't with him, his tent bigger and brighter than that room. In here his body felt unhelpful. He shook his boots from the ground and pulled them on. He stepped out.
His fellow cowboys, their tents, the fire, the herd'?all slumping at the bottom of the bowl of night. The way-off mountains wiped out. Burned Down Dan, who never had a tent, just a guitar, slept drunk before the fire, his guitar tucked like a tied-up bedroll between his blistered arms and chin.
The cowboy stared at that guitar, at the fire's hard flicker in its polish, and wondered why he'd woken up. He wondered why he was here instead of with her in that room. The air smelled enough like rain to make him think it might, but the sky wasn't having it.
He stole Burned Down Dan's guitar from Burned Down Dan's arms.
He crouched inside his tent and taught himself to play.
His fingers stumbled. The tent around him sucked smaller.
MANY NIGHTS NEAR TEXAS
He played. Even when he didn't, he did. His playing wasn't only in his head. His playing was all over.
When he played outside himself, with fingers and strings and frets, he made it sound like there were four guitars showing up inside the one, and all four were loners, loners yoked into a team, a team that listened to itself and got on well with other folks and animals and any kind of nighttime sky.
His fellow cowboys stayed awake to listen on account of how sleeping meant missing out on what his music had them feeling. They never said much, just sat there on their bedrolls trying not to look too lonesome, their faces crossed with firelight, their jaws working jerky and tobacco and fingernails and knives. Who knew what was worked in their hearts.
Something, because the cowboy's playing never failed to magnetize: men and women alike would bend, favoring his direction, and when he stopped, they wouldn't be sneaky about it, they'd sidle right over and find reasons to touch his body'?slaps on the back and slugs to the arm, handshakes, hugs, kisses. Always friendly.
What he found curious about all of this was this: when they touched him after an evening of playing, he couldn't feel their bodies. It was like his skin was double-thick, deadened, and asleep. He couldn't feel anything except an aching to be feeling his music touching him.
He knew his music would never be a body but he played it nonetheless.
Horseman Cowboy
Called, horseman cowboy clops over to old man foreman like he isn't.
Old man foreman, the range boss, dying for days on a dirty blanket, he squints way up at horseman cowboy, saying, 'Horseman cowboy, don't none of us know just how you came to be, where or what you from. All we know is what you know. All man, all horse. Oats and beef, hay and steaks, mares and whores. The range, the range, the range, but always bumping plumb into a border."
Horseman cowboy, ten feet tall from hoof to head, big chin set and big arms crossed, he looks way out westward over blistered land, saying, 'sure is so."
'top cutter, pegger, roper," says old man foreman, 'no saddle and no spurs and no bridle needed, clear-footed, with bottom. Every day we say it: you your own mount."
The other ranch hands, hats off, young and sun-crusted, flanking old man foreman, they nod like they're at church and sorry.
Old man foreman rolly-eyes how he rolly-eyes when he's talking scripture.
'Your face, your chest, your arms," he shouts, 'they nailed to the center of a compass the points of which are white man, black man, brown man, red man! Your withers, your back, your croup, they nailed to the center of a compass the points of which are saddlebred, quarter, appaloosa, mustang!"
One by one the ranch hands drop their eyes to their boots in shamed awe.
Horseman cowboy, iron-shoed and woolen-shirted, bearded, the skin of his man-body sunned, the coat of his horse-body coarse, he looks way out eastward over scabby land, saying, 'so?"
'the men," says old man foreman, wringing the dirtiest ends of the dirty blanket, 'my men, me, us, we look to you and can't be other than sure you're so. To see you with so much already, and so done with it? It makes a man feel small and foul inside. It makes a man grip to things he ain't so sure he believes, to believe in the gripping, the gripping-to."
Horseman cowboy says, 'I'm a-going."
'What all's wrong with you is you can't see what all's right with you," says old man foreman.
Horseman cowboy drill-pisses into the dry grass.
The ranch hands watch the golden frothing in a state of holy wonder.
Old man foreman flings a canteen, screaming, 'Catch some up, boys, and quick'?it just might save my dying life!"
Horseman cowboy rears and goes.
Horseman cowboy fucks a horse, a donkey, a mule'he kick-smashes trees and boulders and hills'?he bellows black rage to a moonless star-pricked sky'?
Educated circus man, fat and wily, cane-waving, strolling through the stinking air of his biggest big-top tent, he says to horseman cowboy in a brightly painted voice, 'Homo Equinus Gladitorius! The Four-Footed Bridge Between Barbarism and Civilization, Between Bestial Animal Appetite and Elevated Human Refinement! Behold: the Celebrated Incelibate Centaur!"
Horseman cowboy stands still, his big face blank.
Educated circus man presents to horseman cowboy a copper-painted tin helmet, a copper-painted tin breastplate, and a copper-painted tin spear. He smiles a smile that says more than the crooked mouth that makes it.
The other circus acts'?acrobats and animal tamers, sword swallowers and fire-eaters, dwarves and giants, freaks of a physical, foreign, and manufactured nature'they to-and-fro with costumes and props and makeup, acting as if they aren't studying horseman cowboy.
Horseman cowboy crushes the copper-painted tin helmet and shreds the copper-painted tin breastplate and hurls the copper-painted tin spear through the way-up billowing big-top tent roof. He says, 'my hat."
With his cane, educated circus man hands horseman cowboy his cowboy hat.
Horseman cowboy eats his cowboy hat.
The circus acts stop to-and-froing. They suppress grins and cheers.
Horseman cowboy horseshits on the packed dirt.
Educated circus man cane-pokes the horseshit into a pickling jar. "Will our Celebrated Incelibate Centaur Master One of the Two Worlds He Canters Into? or, Impossibly, Both? or, Tragicomically, Neither?"
Horseman cowboy rears and goes.
Horseman cowboy fucks a wolf, a cougar, a bear'he kick-smashes shacks and sheds and fences'?he bellows black sorrow to a sky slashed by a bladed moon'?
Refined reformer woman, principled and accomplished, scalpel-faced, sitting in the sitting room of her sober mansion, she says to horseman cowboy in a letter-to-the-editor voice, 'taught, you shall teach the multitude of needy others. Your instruction shall be deep in understanding, owing to your innate and, in this instance, invaluable familiarity with the lay of the swamp of savagery. You shall stand outside this savagery and speak to those who sludge about inside it, nose-deep in ignorance: Indians, immigrants, criminals, lunatics, degenerates, perverts, Catholics. With you present in our Homes and Institutions, with the Lord in you, using you as He has used chosen others, we might together and in humility hasten the Coming of the Kingdom of God to this nation."
Horseman cowboy, horse-sitting, drinks his hot tea in one gulp.
The other reformer women, also refined, sit in a pious circle of chairs. They nod at their leader's speech, but inwardly repeat silent prayers to protect themselves from the feelings that shudder through their bodies as they smell horseman cowboy's manly horse-musk, his horsey man-musk.
Refined reformer woman tilts her teacup. It's empty. "All are incomplete before the Lord," she says. 'this path will lead you into completion."
Horseman cowboy stands. His horse-sized man-dick waggles.
Refined reformer woman sighs a sigh that isn't saying if it's made of mostly pity or disgust. "It is plain to see that what you would appear to be when in the public eye differs, woefully, from what you are when you are alone, shackled simply to yourself."
Horseman cowboy stares at her. His stare is long and shallow.
'Or is the matter much worse, and worsening?' says refined reformer woman, curious but unconcerned.
Horseman cowboy bobs his head politely, saying, 'ma'am."
One by one the other reformer women pale, praying for horseman cowboy to go and stay at once, to be nearby but distant, to return only to depart only to return only to depart, forever.
Horseman cowboy rears and goes.
