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Everyone In LA Is an REDACTED: Book One Kindle Edition

by Sarah Fuller (Author), Sarah Noffke (Author), Michael Anderle (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz.

Not Sarah Fuller though.

Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously.

Thrown back into the dating arena in her late thirties, Sarah encounters brand new challenges.

Readers will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.

Hair extensions, goat yoga, socialites and all the strangeness that comes out of LA weave together in this crazy, episodic adventure.

Can you handle the absurdities?

Scroll back up and hit the ‘Read Now’ or ‘Buy’ button and laugh until you can’t see.

Fans of Chelsea Handler and Sex in the City will love Everyone in LA is an Asshole, a series that doesn’t hold back and says what we’re all secretly thinking.


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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07HFW78NS
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ LMBPN Publishing; 1st edition (November 1, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 1, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
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  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 296 pages
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  1. Sarah Noffke

    Sarah Noffke

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    Sarah Noffke is a prolific USA Today Best-Selling Author, who writes YA and NA science fiction, fantasy, paranormal and urban fantasy. Most of her stories draw on her experiences living on the West Coast, growing up in Texas or traveling the world.

    Her passion for art, culture and literature drives her to create stories that are full of whimsey, humor and philosophy. Her books appeal to readers who enjoy an escape, a bit of magic mixed with science and the unexpected--like a dragon who tells bad jokes and has a video game addiction, but fights for justice.

    Noffke's books are top rated and best-sellers on Amazon. Her books are available in paperback, audio and in Spanish, Portuguese, German, Dutch and Italian.

    To stay up to date with Sarah, please visit her website and subscribe to her newsletter: www.sarahnoffke.com

    For a complete list of books by Sarah and a suggested reading order, please see: www.sarahnoffke.com/reading-guide/

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    Michael Anderle (ok, weird talking about myself in the 3rd person) (1967-Hopefully a long time from NOW) was born in Houston, Tx. A very curious child, he got into trouble - a lot. What to do with an inquisitive mind when he was grounded? Read!

    Ok, done with all of that 3rd person stuff.

    In the first 20 years, I mostly read Science Fiction and Fantasy. In the last 10 years I have enjoyed Urban Fantasy and Military Fiction. With this background, I've been blessed with creating The Kurtherian Gambit series, a well-selling, and fan loved, collection of stories.

    The fans have propelled these stories beyond my wildest imagination and they should get all of the credit for sharing with friends, family and occasionally the random person on the street. They are fantastic!

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The author is absolutely hilarious, and made me laugh throughout the entire novel. Sarah, bluntly and humorously, describes what it's like looking for love as a woman in her 30s in the middle of Los Angeles. I love how she detailed the time she messaged a guy online who was one of eighteen children. Her response, "I just had a panic attack thinking about the holidays." If you're not bashful by any stretch of the imagination, enjoy a bit of raunchy humor, and can relate to the tumultuous and downright crazy situations one can encounter when dating online and in a huge city, you'll most definitely want to give this book a read!
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Malena
5.0 out of 5 stars I literally laughed out loud the entire book.
Reviewed in the United States on August 11, 2019
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I started "Redacted" on a Friday and finished by Sunday. I simply did not want to stop reading about Sarah's wild LA dating adventures and got through all 283 pages of this book pretty quickly. The effortlessly personal and self-deprecating writing made it an easy and jaw-dropping read. I literally laughed out loud with every chapter. On the outset, the story appeared to be a typical small-town girl losing her innocence in the big-city-type of story. But it's so much richer than that. It's a very generous tale which did not leave me starved for visual detail, especially when it came to describing all of her Bumble dating deal breakers, such as the shirtless guy holding an axe, who she messaged "So are you an axe murderer?" The details are brilliant and funny. I haven't read a lot of satires but this one stands out in the same league as Seinfeld or Sex in the City. It exposes the pitfalls of dating from your smart phone all while finding time to mother, self develop and maintain friendships amidst daily, annoying first-world problems such as sticking to your keto diet. A mom and soul-searcher myself, I found "Redacted" to be just as soothing as it is sarcastic and rebellious, reminding me to see the funny in all the modern struggles we all face. The funniest chapter had to be the one about Sarah's life-size Obama poster and how she used it to spook her friends, then interrogated them with, "is it because he's black?" Sooo hilarious. Sarah also offers a heartfelt probe of the myriad hopes and disappointments of the nuclear family and a childhood steeped in numerous emotional expectations.
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Fatcat
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Sarcastic Humor and Brutal Honesty
Reviewed in the United States on August 15, 2019
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I enjoyed the author’s sarcasm and no-filter humor. I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, too, so it’s always nice to read other people’s sarcastic thoughts. It’s not that we’re trying to be mean as much as we just have a different type of brutal sense of humor. The book is her personal perspective on dating in L.A. after a divorce, and I thought it was pretty funny. All her descriptions of the different types of guys she tried to date and what not to do on dating profiles was spot-on. I think it’s a relatable book for anyone over the age of 30 that is trying to find their way in the dating world. Let’s be real, dating today is nothing like it used to be, thanks to technology. The author puts a funny spin on the whole process while being open and honest about herself. Since she’s traditionally a sci-fi author, it’s interesting to read her personal story about a very personal part of her life. Overall, I enjoyed the book. It was easy to read, relatable, and kept me interested from start to finish.
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Jan O.
5.0 out of 5 stars We Are Amused! Terrific read!
Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2019
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Highly enjoyable! This book is a memoir, comprised of reflections about life in LA: witty/sarcastic snippets of the author's life. Such works are often either smooth sailing or may run aground quickly, overloaded with excess verbiage and "humor." But Everyone in LA is delightful, funny page-turner!

I chuckled at the author's discussion of dating in LA, which included phrases about her options like "none of which are acceptable unless you want fleas." (Anyone who's dated gets that 😁 ). Referring to her brand-newly divorced ex's GF as Hooker Shoes was catchy, too. No topic is safe: from pilates to pricey yoga pants to fake hair to Botox. And let's not leave out the noteworthy nugget that her Target has a falconer out front. (Sigh, only in LA, this reader thinks to herself).

Another thing: it's very well-written, something that can't be taken for granted these days. The style is lighthearted and clever: a pleasure to read. The writer welcomes the reader into her world in a gracious and unpretentious way: I liked her, and savored her observations.

I wholeheartedly recommend this amusing book!
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Hannibal Rasberry
4.0 out of 5 stars A fast, funny, and surprisingly enjoyable read
Reviewed in the United States on August 14, 2019
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If I could describe this book in one word, honest is definitely what comes to mind. Sarah holds nothing back in this short story. She gives you the good, the bad, and most definitely the ugly of what comes with living in the city of LA. And running within her inner circle crowd. The writing gives the reader a straight forward description and allows you to decide for yourself how you feel about what's being presented. And in all, results in a somber, melancholy, and admittedly very humorous story about characters trying to do what everyone feels like they are doing in life. Handling each issue and aspect of change, by the simple method of one day at a time.
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Chad Lyles
5.0 out of 5 stars The dos and do not's of dating in LA
Reviewed in the United States on August 20, 2019
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What happens when a science fiction writer with southern roots plunges her self into the modern dating scene in Los Angeles? Everybody in LA is an REDACTED, that’s what. It turns out she might be the biggest REDACTED of them all. But that’s okay, because in LA, they know who they are, and they embrace it. Sarah Fuller’s book is a gem that combines sharp wit, poignancy, and self deprecating snark to paint a picture of a single mom in a vibrant city making her way the only way she knows how. Along that way she gets advice (solicited and unsolicited) from friends, exes, and yoga instructors, among others. Fuller spares almost no one with her “take no prisoners” approach, least of all herself. She savages many common Los Angelian tropes-dirty hippies, bad neighbors, uppity foodies, vegans, brokers, venal men and plastic women. Weirdly enough, she spares the celebrities. The reader is sure to laugh along as she trips her way through dating apps and all their pitfalls.
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jewelle
5.0 out of 5 stars Soo funny! Must read!
Reviewed in the United States on August 16, 2019
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Let me start off by saying that this novel is HILARIOUS. I honestly laughed out loud with this one.

I appreciate her creativity with each chapter title (so authentic!). She's so blunt and honest. She may be nice to others to their face but she's thinking something offly nasty - and I know we all think about cursing someone out at one point while waving at them from across the room. Ms. Fuller just takes it to another level of funny!

I feel her target audience is women in their 30s, maybe with kids. But I'm in my early 20s and I still find a lot of her experiences relatable when it comes to the dating scene.

Ms Fuller's wide variety of thoughts and opinions on life is so refreshing. Definitely recommend this book to anyone wanting to visit L.A for the weekend.
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Barbara Davies
5.0 out of 5 stars It has empathy
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 11, 2018
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I giggled through 50%, nodded knowingly through the other 50% Thought provoking and insightful. We all know some of the types of people Sarah writes about.
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