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Seasons in Hell: With Billy Martin, Whitey Herzog and, "the Worst Baseball Team in History"—The 1973–1975 Texas Rangers Kindle Edition
You think your team is bad? In this “disastrously hilarious” work on one of the most tortured franchises in baseball, one reporter discovers that nine innings can feel like an eternity (USA Today).
In early 1973, gonzo sportswriter Mike Shropshire agreed to cover the Texas Rangers for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, not realizing that the Rangers were arguably the worst team in baseball history. Seasons in Hell is a riotous, candid, irreverent behind-the-scenes account in the tradition of The Bronx Zoo and Ball Four, following the Texas Rangers from Whitey Herzog’s reign in 1973 through Billy Martin’s tumultuous tenure. Offering wonderful perspectives on dozens of unique (and likely never-to-be-seen-again) baseball personalities, Seasons in Hell recounts some of the most extreme characters ever to play the game and brings to life the no-holds-barred culture of major league baseball in the mid-seventies.
“The single funniest sports book I have ever read.”—Don Imus
“The locker-room shenanigans of a lousy team of the 1970s.”—Publishers Weekly
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherDiversion Books
- Publication dateMarch 25, 2014
- File size13251 KB
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“This is a funny, revealing, Ball Four–like romp through mid-seventies baseball. . . . Shropshire offers the perfect antidote for those weepy-eyed tributes to baseball’s pastoral beauty.”—Booklist
From Seasons in Hell: “Defensively these guys are really substandard, but with our pitching, it really doesn’t matter.”—Rangers manager Whitey Herzog --This text refers to the paperback edition.
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- ASIN : B087WKPJ22
- Publisher : Diversion Books (March 25, 2014)
- Publication date : March 25, 2014
- Language : English
- File size : 13251 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 268 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #361,044 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #99 in Baseball History
- #129 in History of Sports
- #129 in Sports Humor
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Baseball in the 1970s was much more vivid than the way the game is played today. Read Big Hair and Plastic Grass: A Funky Ride Through Baseball and America in the Swinging '70s , and then compare that sport to the sterile, plastic version of the same game on offer now. The managers were much more unguarded with the media; the players were still relatively poor and didn't have agents and media handlers telling them how to behave; and, boy, did the alcohol flow freely. Shropshire recounts being late for his first day of work on the Rangers' spring training beat, and over the next three seasons, recalls his epic hangovers about as well as he does the various games he covered for his newspaper. Traveling with the team, he gets to witness (and recount, in funny prose) urban blight in then-benighted cities such as Cleveland and Baltimore.
You'll meet lots of memorable characters in this book: controversial (and quite successful) managers like Whitey Herzog and Billy Martin; painfully inept owners in Bob Short and Brad Corbett; long-past-their-prime players struggling at the back ends of their careers, like Rico Carty and Jim Merritt and Willie Davis; and up-and-coming future stars who would do their best work after Texas prematurely offloaded them, like Jim Bibby and Bill Madlock. And, in a class by himself, David Clyde: the #1 pick in the 1973 amateur draft who bypasses the minor leagues and goes straight to the Rangers, where he flames out in two seasons. A pitcher like Clyde would never be handled like this today. While his mis-handling is, 40 years later, one of baseball's great tragedies... it makes for much better writing than a book about Stephen Strasburg or Matt Harvey will probably produce in the year 2054.
While author Shropshire adopts the persona of a hard-drinking, back-slapping, fun-loving Texan, his literary merits shine through. Along the way, describing not only the booze and the women and the bad baseball, he also works in quotes from Terry Southern, the film The Lost Weekend , Ian Fleming, Madame Bovary , Shakespeare, and The Grapes of Wrath . Watergate is happening in the background, too, and there are brief cameos by the likes of Sandy Koufax and David Eisenhower. The fiery Billy Martin's voice is described as "misleadingly soft" and is likened to that of Mr. Rogers. There's a lot more to enjoy about the writing of this book than just the bad baseball on display.
It's interesting to note that Shropshire did not write this book immediately after leaving the Rangers beat. He wrote it 20 years later, months before the Rangers finally clinched their first-ever playoffs berth (and 15 years before they finally landed in the World Series). The narrative works much better this way, although his fact-checking could use some work (he wrongly blames a Willie Davis error for a memorable 1975 Rangers' loss, even though we know now from the Internet that Davis didn't play in that game). However, while Shropshire correctly predicts that the Rangers are never going to win a World Series... it's still nice to know that the current Rangers' manager, Ron Washington, is a throwback, whose open demeanor and unorthodox strategies would have made him a good fit with Whitey Herzog and Billy Martin. In that sense alone, not much has changed for the Rangers since 1973.
Speaking of Clyde, his sad saga is expounded upon in great detail here. Then-Rangers owner Bob Short, desperately looking for a way to get fans into Arlington Stadium, rushed Clyde to the majors at the age of eighteen shortly after he was drafted. Clyde's career got off to a good start, but he soon faded and he was done in the majors by 24. In another attempt to get fans, Short dumped Herzog and replaced him with Billy Martin. Martin's story is all too familiar: Takes over a team, quickly snaps them into shape, almost as quickly wears out his welcome with the front office and his players, gets fired, lather, rinse, repeat. Amazingly, Martin took the Rangers who finished last in the AL West and went 57-105 in '73 to a second place finish and a 84-76 record in '74. However, both the Rangers' players and front office tired of his act and fired him in '75.
Shropshire's fantastic memory and biting sense of humor makes this an enjoyable read. The book's only drawback is the terrible editing job. Don Larsen's last name is misspelled "Larson." Even worse, Muhammad Ali's first name is mispelled "Mohammad." In the afterword, he refers to Aaron Sele as a left-hander. One problem: Sele is a right-hander. Despite these blunders, this is a fun, quick read. Recommended.
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