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A Timely Elopement: A Pride and Prejudice Variation Kindle Edition

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What if Mr Darcy’s first proposal was interrupted by a bearer of ill tidings? The worst tidings: an elopement! Ah, but whose elopement would allow Elizabeth and Mr Darcy to spend quite so much time together and overcome their prejudices and his stubborn pride?

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A Timely Elopement is a vastly entertaining and stirring read full of Joana Starnes's eloquently expressive tone, skillful machinations, and incandescently ardent interludes. If you have yet to read anything by Joana Starnes, you must remedy that omission immediately! (Or else Lady C will come after you!) (Meredith Esparza, Austenesque Reviews)

In this smart comedy of manners and intrigue, Starnes shows us the folly of judging by first impressions and this, like her previous Austenesque romances, delighted me with the tender, fledgling relationship between Darcy and Elizabeth. The inventive twists are a welcome surprise and absolutely believable.
A Timely Elopement is humorous, with the perfect measure of angst, a gloriously smitten Darcy, a bright and sparkling Elizabeth, gorgeous interaction with Georgiana and the colonel, and features a cousin Anne de Bourgh who I genuinely applauded. I loved this! Loved. Just the timely Austenesque fix I needed to read in a world gone mad. (Christina Boyd, The Quill Ink)

Such a fun, brilliantly developed plot! It starts with an attention-grabbing first scene that sets the tone for the entire book, which delights in setting things up to go
"zig" but instead goes "zag." [...] I've read all of Ms. Starnes's Pride and Prejudice variations, and I think this is her best yet. Adventure, romance, humor and surprises - this story has everything! (Debbie Brown, Goodreads)

For a Pride and Prejudice enthusiast, there is nothing quite like an unusually talkative and passionate Mr. Darcy to pique one's interest. And it becomes particularly intriguing when the story is told almost exclusively from his perspective. Ironically, it is perhaps his most blundering speech that is mercifully interrupted in this variation,
A Timely Elopement, from master storyteller Joana Starnes. [...] a lovely and thought-provoking story about wholeheartedly committing to understanding the depths and nuances of a loved one on the journey to a beautiful happily-ever-after. (Katie Jackson, Austenprose)

This book is sublime. I chortled, and chuckled; laughed out loud, said a lot of
'Oh dears' and cringed...pillows and half-wits, green-eyed monsters and swoon-worthy looks. So many scenes are worthy of highlight in this book, but I wouldn't want to take away from your own enjoyment. But one thing I find that Ms. Starnes does so well is the yearning; the touch of a hand, the looks...it literally pours off the pages as if you, the reader, are feeling, doing and seeing all that is expressed. And the heat rises without even a kiss being shared...until they are on the slope. That scene just sets the page on fire. It is all so palpable and dissolves you in a puddle on the floor! (Carole in Canada, Goodreads)

... a Darcy who is passionate, smooth in his seduction and totally oblivious of his faults at first
("If she had not seen his offer of marriage for the tribute that it was..." I laughed so hard with that!). [...] Darcy is purposeful yet features ALL the Darcy-faults of the original, adorable in his frustration yet determined ("he would bend both luck and judgement in order to ensure that nothing would go awry..."), tormented in his jealousy yet intelligent enough to realize what he should change without the original Austen slaps in P&P. His emotional dissection is delicious... (Alexandra Rivers, Goodreads)

...the one step forward then two steps back, the hope and then disappointment, is all done so sweetly and romantically that you can't help but become invested in the story. Although you know that ODC will find their way, the author's powerful writing makes you ache and yearn along with them. It's a lovely journey.
(Lori Huff, Goodreads)

...Darcy is determined to win the heart of his fair maiden. He is still the man who would have uttered those disastrous words at the parsonage, but after meeting the Gardiners, he comes to realise that not all of Lizzy's relations need locking up. The fact that he also has a rival for Lizzy's affections sets him on the road to becoming a true romantic. Joana Starnes once again, presents us with a beautifully written story that kept me enthralled until 'the end'.
(Lesley McKenna, Goodreads)

I loved this book so much - Elizabeth is a fantastic character. She's everything she should be, complex but playful and it was fantastic to be able to see her thoughts and feelings towards Darcy changing. She makes him work for it but not in a way that felt contrived or unkind. Darcy is just brilliant. He starts off so confident and arrogant and we see him working so hard to overcome his snobbery and coming to know himself, seeing himself through Elizabeth's eyes.
(Jenny, Goodreads)

A Timely Elopement is the perfect summer read, it is a fast paced yet romantic story which is extremely well written and captivating. [...] Darcy at his best, capturing Elizabeth's heart by revealing to her how he is amongst family and friends, and even surprising her with his ability to flirt. Their scenes are like all of Starnes scenes, intense, romantic and swoon worthy. (Rita Deodato, From Pemberley to Milton)

I really enjoyed this story; there were some lovely sparks of humour, and I enjoyed Darcy's character in particular and his slow steps in realising his mistakes and blunders. I thought his relationship with his cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam, was delightful. I also liked the fact that the story didn't follow the lines I expected; [...] took me in directions that I didn't anticipate, which was refreshing.
(Ceri Jane, Babblings of a Bookworm)Joanna Starnes' ability to immerse you in moments of humor, angst, heartbreak and delicious romance is a joy to experience! Their HEA is truly satisfying. The Epilogue is an immediate re-read. (Deborah - Silverlumos, Goodreads)

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B089PVWVSF
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (June 3, 2020)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 3, 2020
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1298 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 193 pages
  • Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ B08C8Z8QKC
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Joana Starnes lives in the south of England with her family. She swapped several hats over the years (physician, lecturer, clinical data analyst) but feels most comfortable in a bonnet. She has been living in Regency England for decades in her imagination, and plans to continue in that vein till she lays hands on a time machine. She loves to look for glimpses of Pemberley and Jane Austen’s world, and to write about Regency England and Mr Darcy falling in love with Elizabeth Bennet over and over and over again.

LATEST RELEASE: SNOWBOUND - a Pride and Prejudice variation

A narrow escape and a staggering encounter mere miles from the gates of Pemberley leave Mr Darcy in no doubt: The Fates have grown tired of nudging him gently. And now Elizabeth is in his home. Beside him. Every waking hour of every day.

“I missed you. Dreadfully. And now you are here. Against all odds, you came to Pemberley, and every moment brings fresh glimpses of what my life could be if you stayed.”

Will she?

Thanks to a broken bridge and a heavy snowfall, she is not going anywhere. Not yet, anyway. How is he to persuade her to remain forever while maddening houseguests would do anything to thwart him, and an old secret is at work behind the scenes?

OTHER BOOKS BY JOANA STARNES:

TWISTS OF FATE: What if Mr Collins shocked Elizabeth with his base conduct at the time of his proposal, thus sending her dashing out of her house, and into the arms of Mr Darcy? What if that accidental encounter was witnessed, and impropriety was assumed? What if Mr Darcy was glad of the excuse to marry his heart’s desire – only to have his best hopes blasted within hours of his wedding? What if he found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time more than once?

Evil rumours, an early marriage, a dreadful misunderstanding, an old secret and good intentions gone awry. What if ‘I do’ is not the end, but the beginning of the adventure? (The novel addresses mature themes. Given the ‘early marriage’ premise, the issue of growing affection and intimacy is central to the story. The relevant scenes are emotive and deeply sensual, but never explicit).

A TIMELY ELOPEMENT: What if Mr Darcy’s first proposal was interrupted by a bearer of ill tidings? The worst tidings: an elopement! Ah, but whose elopement would allow Elizabeth and Mr Darcy to spend quite so much time together and overcome their prejudices and his stubborn pride?

THE JOURNEY HOME TO PEMBERLEY: A chance encounter in the wilds of the North brings more joy to Elizabeth and Mr Darcy than either of them dared hope for. But her world is rocked by blow after blow – and the truth would only cause him pain. ‘I must be cruel only to be kind’ is Elizabeth’s guiding precept, and she chooses her path. Yet time, circumstances and new acquaintances teach her she had made a terrible mistake. How can she regain what she had lost and rebuild a future with the only man she will ever love, but for whom disguise of every sort is his abhorrence?

THE DARCY LEGACY: Pemberley’s ancient halls harbour many secrets. Which one will affect Fitzwilliam Darcy and the love of his life? How is Mr Bennet to enjoy the comforts of a well-stocked library, when his wife’s premature demise had left him with the task of finding suitable matches for their daughters? And what of a misleading encounter on a muddy lane in Hertfordshire, that renders a country-town assembly rather more tolerable than some might have thought? Shades of mystery, meddlesome relations – not least a drenched Adonis – raillery, old errors and a very recent union make for a challenging courtship when Fitzwilliam Darcy is not on his own ground. Yet when love is the reward, challenges make it more worth the earning.

“A fraught courtship? So, let it be fraught,” Colonel Fitzwilliam said with a nonchalant flourish of his hand. “A good challenge never hurt anyone.”

MR BENNET'S DUTIFUL DAUGHTER: What if Colonel Fitzwilliam’s disclosures were interrupted by the bearer of distressing news from Longbourn? What if Miss Elizabeth Bennet felt duty-bound to accept an offer she would have otherwise dismissed out of hand – an offer of marriage from the all-too-proud Mr Darcy? Yet how is she to live with a husband she hardly knows and does not love? Will she continue to feel trapped in a marriage of convenience while events conspire to divide them? Or would love grow as, day by day and hour after hour, she learns to understand the man she married, before she loses his trust and his heart?

MISS DARCY'S COMPANION: What if the warm-hearted Miss Elizabeth Bennet were employed instead of the scheming Mrs Younge?

THE UNTHINKABLE TRIANGLE: What if Mr Darcy's rival for Miss Bennet's hand and heart is none other than his dearest, closest friend? And how can they all find their 'happily-ever-after'?

THE FALMOUTH CONNECTION: What if Fitzwilliam Darcy were compelled to follow the woman he loves to the far reaches of Cornwall, into a world of deceit and peril where few – if any! – are what they seem to be…?

THE SECOND CHANCE: a Pride & Prejudice ~ Sense & Sensibility variation. What if Mr Darcy's misguided attempts to ensure the comfort of the woman he loves backfire in ways he had not expected?

THE SUBSEQUENT PROPOSAL: a Tale of Pride, Prejudice & Persuasion. What if a spurned and lovelorn Mr Darcy were to propose marriage to Miss Anne Elliot - and Miss Elizabeth Bennet were to cross paths with Captain Wentworth?

FROM THIS DAY FORWARD - THE DARCYS OF PEMBERLEY: On a crisp winter morning in a small country church, Miss Elizabeth Bennet married Mr Darcy, and her quiet, tame existence abruptly changed. What joys and challenges might they encounter as they make a life together?

Joana also is one of the contributing authors to The Quill Ink anthologies: The Darcy Monologues, Dangerous to Know, Rational Creatures, Yuletide and Elizabeth: Obstinate, Headstrong Girl.

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4.2 out of 5 stars
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The timely Austenesque fix I needed in a world gone mad!
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The timely Austenesque fix I needed in a world gone mad!
Anyone who claims to know Austen is all too familiar with the ill-fated ‘Hunsford proposal’ scene in “Pride and Prejudice”. You know the scene? Mr Darcy comes to Miss Elizabeth Bennet when she is alone in the parsonage and professes his love amongst a litany of unromantic and arrogant reasons why he has struggled against his feelings... In Joana Starnes’s new release, “A Timely Elopement”, his ill-worded delivery of a proposal is interrupted when the colonel barges in and declares their cousin Anne has eloped.When Elizabeth unexpectedly finds herself as a guest at the Darcy townhouse as a companion of sorts to his formidable aunt, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, Mr Darcy soon realizes that he has dodged a bullet by not proposing to Elizabeth, a woman who was misinformed about him and had thought him the last man in the world she might marry—and takes this new found intelligence as an opportunity to show her he is a man worthy of her.“He would secure his hearts desire—secure her—and if the world at large could not understand that happy men did their duty better, then they could go hang!”Starnes has long been a household name when it comes to Jane Austen inspired fiction. Her banter between Darcy and Elizabeth is second to none, and their romance is swoon-worthy without the saccharine syrup that so often one finds in this sub-genre. I love how Starnes shows Elizabeth as a woman who does not willfully misunderstand, rather she studies Darcy’s words and deeds to see he very well might be the best man of her acquaintance—even when another admirable suitor is introduced into their circle—all the while bestowing Elizabeth’s charm and wit we love and expect.In London and later in Hertfordshire, Darcy and Elizabeth cannot but have private conversations, secret looks, and pulse-raising moments:“She gasped, not so much at the question as at the feel of his thumb brushing over her lower lip, once his hand had curved around her cheek. She saw him swallow hard and unwittingly did likewise, her throat suddenly dry. For all his admirable traits she discovered in him, she was reminded in a flash that he was strong-willed, often domineering, and patently accustomed to having his own way. Everything about this unnerving moment worked to confirm it. His hand on her cheek—an almost propriety gesture, and far too intimate for a proposal that had not been accepted. His demand for an answer—insistent and so very premature. His eyes flicking to her lips time and again, as if any moment now he would forget himself and kiss her.”In this smart comedy of manners and intrigue, Starnes shows us the folly of judging by first impressions and this, like her previous Austenesque romances, delighted me with the tender, fledging relationship between Darcy and Elizabeth. The inventive twists are a welcome surprise and absolutely believable. “A Timely Elopement” is humorous, with the perfect measure of angst, a gloriously smitten Darcy, a bright and sparkling Elizabeth, gorgeous interaction with Georgiana and the colonel, and features a cousin Anne de Bourgh who I genuinely applauded. I loved this! Loved. Just the timely Austenesque fix I needed to read in a world gone mad.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2020
Anyone who claims to know Austen is all too familiar with the ill-fated ‘Hunsford proposal’ scene in “Pride and Prejudice”. You know the scene? Mr Darcy comes to Miss Elizabeth Bennet when she is alone in the parsonage and professes his love amongst a litany of unromantic and arrogant reasons why he has struggled against his feelings... In Joana Starnes’s new release, “A Timely Elopement”, his ill-worded delivery of a proposal is interrupted when the colonel barges in and declares their cousin Anne has eloped.

When Elizabeth unexpectedly finds herself as a guest at the Darcy townhouse as a companion of sorts to his formidable aunt, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, Mr Darcy soon realizes that he has dodged a bullet by not proposing to Elizabeth, a woman who was misinformed about him and had thought him the last man in the world she might marry—and takes this new found intelligence as an opportunity to show her he is a man worthy of her.
“He would secure his hearts desire—secure her—and if the world at large could not understand that happy men did their duty better, then they could go hang!”

Starnes has long been a household name when it comes to Jane Austen inspired fiction. Her banter between Darcy and Elizabeth is second to none, and their romance is swoon-worthy without the saccharine syrup that so often one finds in this sub-genre. I love how Starnes shows Elizabeth as a woman who does not willfully misunderstand, rather she studies Darcy’s words and deeds to see he very well might be the best man of her acquaintance—even when another admirable suitor is introduced into their circle—all the while bestowing Elizabeth’s charm and wit we love and expect.

In London and later in Hertfordshire, Darcy and Elizabeth cannot but have private conversations, secret looks, and pulse-raising moments:
“She gasped, not so much at the question as at the feel of his thumb brushing over her lower lip, once his hand had curved around her cheek. She saw him swallow hard and unwittingly did likewise, her throat suddenly dry. For all his admirable traits she discovered in him, she was reminded in a flash that he was strong-willed, often domineering, and patently accustomed to having his own way. Everything about this unnerving moment worked to confirm it. His hand on her cheek—an almost propriety gesture, and far too intimate for a proposal that had not been accepted. His demand for an answer—insistent and so very premature. His eyes flicking to her lips time and again, as if any moment now he would forget himself and kiss her.”

In this smart comedy of manners and intrigue, Starnes shows us the folly of judging by first impressions and this, like her previous Austenesque romances, delighted me with the tender, fledging relationship between Darcy and Elizabeth. The inventive twists are a welcome surprise and absolutely believable. “A Timely Elopement” is humorous, with the perfect measure of angst, a gloriously smitten Darcy, a bright and sparkling Elizabeth, gorgeous interaction with Georgiana and the colonel, and features a cousin Anne de Bourgh who I genuinely applauded. I loved this! Loved. Just the timely Austenesque fix I needed to read in a world gone mad.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The timely Austenesque fix I needed in a world gone mad!
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2020
Anyone who claims to know Austen is all too familiar with the ill-fated ‘Hunsford proposal’ scene in “Pride and Prejudice”. You know the scene? Mr Darcy comes to Miss Elizabeth Bennet when she is alone in the parsonage and professes his love amongst a litany of unromantic and arrogant reasons why he has struggled against his feelings... In Joana Starnes’s new release, “A Timely Elopement”, his ill-worded delivery of a proposal is interrupted when the colonel barges in and declares their cousin Anne has eloped.

When Elizabeth unexpectedly finds herself as a guest at the Darcy townhouse as a companion of sorts to his formidable aunt, Lady Catherine de Bourgh, Mr Darcy soon realizes that he has dodged a bullet by not proposing to Elizabeth, a woman who was misinformed about him and had thought him the last man in the world she might marry—and takes this new found intelligence as an opportunity to show her he is a man worthy of her.
“He would secure his hearts desire—secure her—and if the world at large could not understand that happy men did their duty better, then they could go hang!”

Starnes has long been a household name when it comes to Jane Austen inspired fiction. Her banter between Darcy and Elizabeth is second to none, and their romance is swoon-worthy without the saccharine syrup that so often one finds in this sub-genre. I love how Starnes shows Elizabeth as a woman who does not willfully misunderstand, rather she studies Darcy’s words and deeds to see he very well might be the best man of her acquaintance—even when another admirable suitor is introduced into their circle—all the while bestowing Elizabeth’s charm and wit we love and expect.

In London and later in Hertfordshire, Darcy and Elizabeth cannot but have private conversations, secret looks, and pulse-raising moments:
“She gasped, not so much at the question as at the feel of his thumb brushing over her lower lip, once his hand had curved around her cheek. She saw him swallow hard and unwittingly did likewise, her throat suddenly dry. For all his admirable traits she discovered in him, she was reminded in a flash that he was strong-willed, often domineering, and patently accustomed to having his own way. Everything about this unnerving moment worked to confirm it. His hand on her cheek—an almost propriety gesture, and far too intimate for a proposal that had not been accepted. His demand for an answer—insistent and so very premature. His eyes flicking to her lips time and again, as if any moment now he would forget himself and kiss her.”

In this smart comedy of manners and intrigue, Starnes shows us the folly of judging by first impressions and this, like her previous Austenesque romances, delighted me with the tender, fledging relationship between Darcy and Elizabeth. The inventive twists are a welcome surprise and absolutely believable. “A Timely Elopement” is humorous, with the perfect measure of angst, a gloriously smitten Darcy, a bright and sparkling Elizabeth, gorgeous interaction with Georgiana and the colonel, and features a cousin Anne de Bourgh who I genuinely applauded. I loved this! Loved. Just the timely Austenesque fix I needed to read in a world gone mad.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 5, 2020
A very clever variant on P&P, with an elopement mercifully interrupting Darcy's ham-fisted first proposal to Elizabeth. Wickham's the villain again - or is he? And who he's eloping with is certainly.....unexpected!

The news of the elopement creates such chaos that Darcy never gets an answer from Elizabeth, who is frustrated at not being able to give him that definitive "no" that's on her lips. But as she gets caught up in events that spiral out of her control, she finds Darcy isn't quite the horrible man she thought he was, although she's proven right on the mark about his arrogance.

All the action moves to London, where Jane is still with the Gardiners. Bingley gets to show a spine towards his conniving sister Caroline, when Georgiana Darcy unwittingly lets information about the Bennet sisters slip. Darcy gets to be astonished by the Gardiners, where he finally wakes up to his own prejudices and sees that his extended family are far from being the paragons he wants to imitate.

The elopement has a neat twist to it that I really enjoyed. Lady Catherine struggles to accept such radical changes, but as the Colonel kindly points out, she doesn't really have much choice. Wickham turns out to be not such a villain after all, and even profits from the encounter (deservedly, to Darcy's disgust).

I felt the awakening of Darcy was well handled - but not so much Elizabeth's change of opinion. It felt a bit rushed to me, for her to act so forwardly towards Darcy after such a show of resistance.

Still, we all want that HEA ending for ODC, and this was a low-angst, very enjoyable story. Recommended for all P&P fans. It's a clean story, albeit some intense kisses and heavy breathing in the finale.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2020
I did enjoy the approach to this novel but something just seemed to be missing for me. In essence, this version was without seasoning, rather boring. There was an opportunity to build on the friction between Lady Catherine and her sister in law. Also, witnessing the encounter between Anne and Lady Catherine would have added something more. Boring is the best description. I rated 3 because I do like an assertive Col Fitzwilliam, minimal yet present Wickham and very little Lydia.
Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2023
Rosings Park is set all aflutter when Anne Debourghe disappeared. Mr. Darcy and Colonel Fitzwilliam rush to town to enlist the help of family members and others . There are a few questions questions on everyone's mind , especially, "How is Wickham evolved? " and " Where are they?" Amidst all of this is the question formost on Darcy's mind, is the question, "Will Miss Elizabeth Bennet, finally, say Yes". Though short this was an enjoyable read.
Reviewed in the United States on June 6, 2020
Excellent idea, right from the beginning. Darcy is called away from his awful proposal to help find his cousin Anne since she seems to have runaway with Wickham. So Lizzy learns immediate he is a scumbag. A plus for our couple. But Darcy doesn’t have months being sad and coming to understand he’s an arrogant, proud and demeans all people not of the aristocracy that don’t work for him. Huge, huge, huge minus for our couple.

The story interestingly shows scenes where he begins to understand his viewpoint isn’t shared by his best friend, the Colonel, and for not by Lizzy. These scenes have a chance to show him having some epiphanies and coming to be like he was in the original P&P. Instead he fights change tooth and nail and as late as third chapter from the end he is still a horse’s behind.

Very late toward the end Lizzy declares her love. In my opinion that came to soon and pretty abruptly. I didn’t believe the HEA. Darcy seemed like an oversexed teenager just telling her anything to calm her down.

I was really stoked for a new story from the author and enjoyed it many places but it didn’t hang together for me.
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Elster
4.0 out of 5 stars Good
Reviewed in France on September 8, 2023
A Timely Elopement is a good variation but not the author's best. It did not completely grab my interest. Something is slightly off. Is it the improbability of said elopement? Is it the mixed POVs which don't really work in this case? Is it the shallowness of some characterisations (Elizabeth's)? Is it the contrived misunderstanding at the end? Still worth a read like all Mrs Starnes variations.
talktidy
5.0 out of 5 stars A Funny and Entertaining Story
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on December 4, 2020
Shock! Horror! An elopement is in progress and Darcy and the colonel must save the day. Well, that's one way to halt a Hunsford proposal. Poor Elizabeth has everything coming at her all at once, including a Lady Catherine sticking her oar in and seemingly expecting Elizabeth to play the role of a companion.

I don't want to say more about the plot, because I shall drop too many spoilers. The prose, however,is more than decent and the characterisations seem on point, even if Darcy comes across as being more clueless than usual. In the context of the novel, it seems a valid turn, though, and works well. A minor quibble that once a living has been bestowed, it cannot be withdrawn. Other than that, buy this thing, put your feet up and settle in for a good read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars JAFF Variation
Reviewed in Germany on July 17, 2020
Man kann sich darauf verlassen, wenn Joana Starnes eine "Pride and Prejudice variation" herausgibt, ist die Geschichte sowohl sehr gut geschrieben, unterhaltend, gefühlvoll und eine absolute Empfehlung.
Ihr Einfallsreichtum ist immer wieder erstaunlich und ich genieße die Zeit, die ich mit dem Lesen verbringe.
Diesmal gab es auch hier eine neue Variante, die ich noch nicht gelesen habe. Kurz bevor Mr. Darcy seinen disatrösen Antrag machen kann, ist Anne diejenige, die verschwunden ist um zu heiraten. Eine Heirat, der Lady Catherine natürlich nicht zustimmen wird. Doch ich will nicht mehr verraten.....
Ich finde den Preis angemessen.
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Lesley Mac
5.0 out of 5 stars Another Winner.
Reviewed in Australia on June 16, 2020
A Timely Elopement is, as the heading says, another wonderful book from the pen (perhaps quill) of Joana Starnes.

The elopement alluded to in the title is not an underage girl such as Georgiana Darcy or Lydia Bennet but a lady who has planned her escape to the Nth degree. Darcy would much rather be pursuing his own happiness, but having had what would have been a disastrous proposal interrupted by his cousin, Colonel Fitzwilliam, Darcy finds himself at the command of his aunt, to set out in pursuit of his cousin Anne and prevent her from making a terrible mistake.

Lizzy too, finds herself answering the demands of Lady C in an effort to try and make the indomitable lady see that her cousin, Mr Collins and her friend, Charlotte are not responsible for Miss de Bourgh's decision to elope. lady C finds out that Charlotte was the unwitting means of Anne becoming aware of the location of the person she has eloped with.

Anne has covered her tracks well, and most of the main players languish in London while Colonel Fitzwilliam's allies scour the seedier parts of town looking for the couple who have definitely not gone to Scotland.

In the midst of this upheaval, Darcy is determined to win the heart of his fair maiden. He is still the man who would have uttered those unfortunate words at the parsonage, but after meeting some of the relations that Lizzy loves best in the works, the Gardiners, he comes to realise that not all of Lizzy's relations need locking up, that his own family's behaviour cannot be held up to the scrutiny of the ton, nor, in fact, anyone, no matter their place in society. The fact that he also has a rival for Lizzy's affections sets him on the road to becoming a true romantic. But Darcy being Darcy, he nearly ruins it all at the last hurdle.

Joana Starnes once again, presents us with a beautifully written story that kept me enthralled until 'the end'. There is, however, one teeny, tiny complaint: A Timely Elopement is too short! But I loved what we have been given and will be on tenterhooks waiting for the next offering from this very talented author. The icing on this very delicious cake...err, book, would be if A Timely Elopement is released as an audiobook.

5 stars. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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RMcLaughlin
4.0 out of 5 stars Most enjoyable read
Reviewed in Canada on July 19, 2020
Good and exciting plot, nice pace and a very endearing D&E. I literally could not put it down. Will not disappoint.
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