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Lunch with the Deadly Dozen: A brand new totally brilliant cozy crime novel Kindle Edition
Widowed and in his sixties, Thomas Quinn has been asked to lunch by Lexington Smith, the leader of a covert team who call themselves The Twelve. When Quinn accepts the invitation to join the group, he finds himself united with other retired experts—from a surgeon to a locksmith to a cabbie—in a quest to capture a killer targeting homeless victims on London’s transit system.
As the body count rises, Quinn and his companions try to puzzle out a pattern. But can they protect this vulnerable population by identifying a predator amid the crowds of the London Underground?
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherBloodhound Books
- Publication dateApril 3, 2024
- File size3.9 MB
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- ASIN : B0CV9PDNBW
- Publisher : Bloodhound Books (April 3, 2024)
- Publication date : April 3, 2024
- Language : English
- File size : 3.9 MB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Print length : 298 pages
- Page numbers source ISBN : 1916978681
- Best Sellers Rank: #82,334 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #442 in International Mystery & Crime (Kindle Store)
- #1,296 in Amateur Sleuth Mysteries (Kindle Store)
- #1,625 in Serial Killer Thrillers
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About the author

Peter Berry (known as PB to friends) was born in Surrey at the end of the 1960s and miraculously graduated from the University of York with a degree in history. He used this knowledge of the world to begin a career in PR which quickly lead to working in telly, theatre and film. In the 1990s he worked with Channel 4 publicising many of their US imports - Friends, E.R., Oprah Winfrey, Frasier and the short-lived but much loved by eight people, Bakersfield. He also used to receive Christmas phone calls from the actor, James Stewart. In 1996, he ambled into the music industry and spent ten high-speed years working with musicians as diverse as Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Steps, The Who, Groove Armada, Meat Loaf (always two words), George Benson, Billy Ocean, Atomic Kitten and many more. In 2001, he began working with Jamie Oliver and ultimately became the chef's Head of PR, travelling the world and eating delicious food; the toughest of gigs indeed. In 2016, he started the food PR business, Berry & Green with the excellent Chloe Green (no relation to Suzanne Green in Lunch with the Deadly Dozen). In 2019 he started writing a novel on the basis that, despite the excitement of the previous thirty five years, he hadn't actually ever created anything interesting (apart from a three page biography of The Blue Nile in 2004 which was quite good). The result, after four years, eighteen drafts, numerous rejection letters and four title changes, is Lunch with the Deadly Dozen. He lives in Hertfordshire with his wife, two daughters and a cockerpoo. He listens to music every day and is probably doing that right now.
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"...The characters were interesting and developed nicely. The plot was very good. I would definitely read more about the Deadly Dozen. Highly recommended." Read more
"...methods of the group (almost a Kingmen organization) and the story played out very well...." Read more
"...Having just retired, I found the premise intriguing. Appreciated the clean language and behind the door romance I would recommend the book" Read more
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Customers enjoy the characters in the book, with one customer particularly appreciating the focus on older characters.
"...The characters were interesting and developed nicely. The plot was very good. I would definitely read more about the Deadly Dozen. Highly recommended." Read more
"...I enjoyed getting all the backgrounds and the characters' interactions. The end was what I expected, but not in the way I expected it...." Read more
"Well written book. Intrigue, mystery, and well constructed characters pulled me into the story. I loved the focus on older characters...." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on April 18, 2024This was fun. It was a pleasure to read. It was nice to see elderly people that were active and able to do things. They are usually seen sitting around drinking tea and stepping over the body. The characters were interesting and developed nicely. The plot was very good. I would definitely read more about the Deadly Dozen. Highly recommended.
- Reviewed in the United States on January 26, 2025This novel had some fairly good reviews on Facebook and all. There seem to be a few of this genre of old people/retired cops/random folks solving crimes. Some have been good; some very bad. I liked the methods of the group (almost a Kingmen organization) and the story played out very well. I enjoyed getting all the backgrounds and the characters' interactions. The end was what I expected, but not in the way I expected it. I will be reading the next in the series to see where the story goes from this start. A 4.3 out of 5 rating.
- Reviewed in the United States on April 19, 2024Well written book. Intrigue, mystery, and well constructed characters pulled me into the story. I loved the focus on older characters. Having just retired, I found the premise intriguing. Appreciated the clean language and behind the door romance
I would recommend the book
- Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2024I really wanted to enjoy this mystery. I’ve read several mysteries recently that featured retirees with a certain set of skills, and they’ve been fabulous. This is not one of them. At first I enjoyed it. I laughed and found the characters quick witted and funny. It is extremely well crafted and written. The realism that the drawn out time line adds to the story is great. Unfortunately, that drawn out time line is filled with interpersonal details that frankly I found myself skim reading out of shear boredom. I don’t care about swear words. I don’t care about sex. These things are part of life, but the amount of time spent on characters relationship is not my cup of time. I don’t want to read a romance. I wanted to read a mystery. Perhaps this is what you’re after, if it is, then this is for you! It wasn’t for me.
- Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2024FYI
Homely means unattractive
Homey means home-like
I read a great deal and many authors use these words incorrectly.
Thanks
- Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2024Very good. Unique. I would never classify it as cozy. There should be more. I don't need six more words
- Reviewed in the United States on March 15, 2025Thomas Quinn is rather at loose ends: retired from being a sports agent and in his 60's, he lost his wife a few years before; daughter too busy for much time with him; and a somewhat-estranged son. He gets a call from a strange gentleman, and agrees to meet him for lunch.
In this way, Thomas learns about The Twelve, an eclectic group of retirees who are tasked with extrajudicial "disappearances" of criminals whom the police can't quite bring to justice. The Twelve have existed for centuries, well-funded by the legacies of by-gone members.
Thomas decides to join the group - because they seem like a great group of people and what else does he have to do? Almost immediately upon joining, The Twelve are called upon to help with a criminal - possibly more than one? - killing homeless folks by giving them sandwiches. The sandwiches contain a poison that doesn't kill immediately, so the homeless are found in more-remote subway stations, sometimes days later. The police simply do not have the manpower to patrol all the subway lines into and out of London. But an elderly group of pensioners could definitely ride the rail lines...
Many of the Twelve are paired up, Thomas with Monica, a retired chemist, to ride the rails. Will they find the criminal? They will definitely find danger! But will Thomas also find a new life?
This was a fun read with a serpentine plot line; I definitely didn't know what twist was coming next! I thought it was going to be a mash-up of "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" and possibly "The Thursday Murder club", but it holds up as a taut mystery that I thoroughly enjoyed. 5 stars.
- Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2024I very much enjoyed this sometimes very funny book about elderly assassins. It took me some time to get into enjoying it, but overall it was quite good. I enjoyed the writing and the storyline was very entertaining.
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- ALYSON RReviewed in the United Kingdom on April 7, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars I absolutely loved this!!
The Twelve is one of the best kept secrets and has been since 1831 when the first group was assembled to assist the newly formed police force. Comprised of retired persons who all have experienced loss and have not only a great deal of humanity but also a wealth of experience and skills which they bring to the group, their job is to assassinate criminals earmarked for elimination by the Metropolitan Police, presently led by Commissioner Suzanne Green. They don’t use knives or guns, but the array of weapons and methods at their disposal is impressive and inventive to say the least. Unknown to him, Thomas Quinn has been watched and assessed as eminently suitable to fill a free slot for some time now and when he receives an intriguing call by their leader, Lexington Smith, to meet for lunch and is asked to join the organisation, he finds himself in a challenging and exciting role which brings him a new lease of life after being widowed some six years ago. Making new friends, such as chemist Monica, surgeon Chris The Cutter, plumber David and Martin the cabbie, a new mission is presented almost immediately to the Twelve. Someone is murdering homeless people with a variety of rare poisons and they waste no time in mounting a surveillance operation on the Underground. However, the killer is clever and leaves few clues. Together with some unlikely and very appealing helpers, can they make that all important breakthrough to work out his motive and prevent more deaths?
This wonderful book immediately captured my attention on the very first page and kept me totally absorbed right until the end. The characters are beautifully portrayed as are the various locations around London. I thoroughly enjoyed this deliciously warm and well told story featuring a formidable band of retirees, a two-hundred-year-old institution and a little bit of unexpected love thrown in for good measure. Highly recommended.
- adrian heginbothamReviewed in the United Kingdom on July 20, 2024
4.0 out of 5 stars Not too bad
It was ok, but seemed to be a long winded way round to a swift conclusion. As an idea it has a lot of potential, but needs to be less repetitive.
- AMKReviewed in the United Kingdom on February 4, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent read
Wonderful observations of (particularly) older people and great storyline. Looking forward to many more books in the series. Thank you.
- Miss S A LaceyReviewed in the United Kingdom on September 1, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent debut - loved it!
Well plotted and full of a delicious cast of characters, I sailed through this fabulous debut by Peter Berry. Cozy crime isn’t my usual genre, but I was highly intrigued by this book and found myself completely consumed by the world of The Twelve. Despite being about a serial killer, with the odd gruesome detail, there are so many heartwarming threads running through the story, about friendship, love and life after a certain age. I can’t wait to read more about this unusual organisation, and the characters created to be a part of it.
- Patricia Jean TrundleyReviewed in the United Kingdom on February 19, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Fast moving and engaging
For fans of Richard Osman, this book is ‘ a must read,. Completely different and very engaging, it follows the theme that many retire people still have their skill sets but also time available to use them for public good. The twelve come from varied backgrounds but all are intelligent, quick witted and talented. The characters are easy to engage with and bond into a intellectual, motivated team assisting the police covertly with demanding cases.