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Santa Turtleboy's 2019 Naughty List Kindle Edition

by Aidan Kearney (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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This year Turtleboy has published over 1,500 blogs, and in the process we've exposed some very, very naughty people. Santa Turtleboy believes that good boys and girls should be rewarded and protected, but the naughty boys and girls should be exposed and called out for their behavior. So he's made a list of the 67 naughtiest Turtleboy characters from the last year, and we explain why these chosen few will not be getting a visit from Santa Turtleboy this year.

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank turtle riders for always having our back. Without your unwavering support, both emotionally and financially (thanks for buying this book), none of this would be possible. We do our best to shine a light on the ugly underbelly of society, but we do so in the hopes of standing up for victims and bringing issues to light that previously were not given the attention they deserved.
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    November 24, 2019
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B081ZDXGSC
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ November 24, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 12562 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 137 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
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Eric N.
5.0 out of 5 stars A solid review of 2019, especially if .............
Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2019
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If you're a regular Turtleboy Sports follower, this will be a good rehash of the year and you'll definitely get a bunch of chuckles as the author reminds us with some hilarious witty chimes of what the people on the list did to get themselves on in the first place. If you're not a regular follower however, this book will bring a newbie or part-time rider up to speed on the vast array of people who made bad decisions and show us why we are better than them and will always be. Social justice warriors will cry the movement is being mean, but the reality of it is, Massachusetts and many other areas of the country are becoming shyt holes, and it is people like those on the list who are the contributing reasons why. Lastly, the Turtleboy movement is about free speech, free press, and the 1st Amendment. Don't let any rebutters fool you, this is a serious issue and one we all need to become cognizant of the direction and results Turtleboy sees in the coming months and years. The abuse of the court system to silence Turtleboy Sports is a prime example of the craziness currently going on between those who want to protect these rights and how to go about it. A solid B+, I would have liked more to see top 100, but do know the Author addressed this as a timing issue. I would recommend any day.
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Deb Z.
5.0 out of 5 stars Nicely Done 2019 Wrap-Up
Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2019
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Delectable. 5 stars. A concise, nostalgia- inducing wrap-up of 2019's worst failures at life, and all in the spirit of the holidays. A highly-recommended purchase in support of the turtle that's *ideal* for reading aloud to the family around the yule log while the eggnog flows freely. Do nosh on this feast of Rachetouille, served piping hot...and bon appetít, bitches.
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Chris Marie
5.0 out of 5 stars A great read!
Reviewed in the United States on November 27, 2019
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Relive the ratchetry in 1 book!
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Chris Rios
5.0 out of 5 stars Author does his homework
Reviewed in the United States on January 20, 2020
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Good read. Great gift idea
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charliewatt
1.0 out of 5 stars Garbage
Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2023
Returned for refund. Complete garbage.
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Chris
5.0 out of 5 stars Thank You, TB!
Reviewed in the United States on November 26, 2019
Love how they (Turtleboy) highlight the (alleged) best offenders.
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5.0 out of 5 stars 10/10
Reviewed in the United States on December 12, 2019
solid recap 👍🏻
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