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Stashes Kindle Edition
The plot focuses on two couples: the traditional, yet spunky Jackie and her dairy managing husband Steve, and their son, Brandon and his conniving wife, Amy.
When Brandon loses his job and home to foreclosure, he and Amy must move in with the folks, who, with a desire to be as capricious as their kids, leave their homestead in the care of Brandon and Amy to travel the US by RV.
Amy expands the business with pot cookies, dragging Brandon and Jackie into the scheme. As the local bank’s VP, Amy secretly increases the Home Equity Line of Credit that financed the RV. Oops!
Stashes is a comical crossover between family saga and drug caper, satire spun with good-natured American wit and grit.
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJune 19, 2014
- File size723 KB
Editorial Reviews
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PJ Colando has a natural gift for characterization and a very good 'dialogue ear'. Her book, Stashes, is definitely funny. -Mike Foley, Writers' Review
PJ Colando's sprightly novel shines its light on an uncommon slice of contemporary Americana, a Midwest culture most often viewed from flyover range. Dismayed by a cynical world gone to hell? Stashes' hearty protagonists, good-humored cussing, rewarded kindness, and luck synched with prayer might just be your antidote. -Art Plotnik, author of numerous writing books
I was immediately drawn to this book because the people on the cover could be my parents. The image really captures the relatability of the main characters and their situation. The mingling of generations is very natural and, again, relatable. Interesting use of bouncing between Amy's perspective in some chapters--this breaking down of the 3rd wall allows readers to, again, see the difference in generational perspectives. -2015 Benjamin Franklin Awards Review
Product details
- ASIN : B00LIAZBKK
- Publisher : Bookbaby; 1st edition (June 19, 2014)
- Publication date : June 19, 2014
- Language : English
- File size : 723 KB
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 183 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #3,291,362 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #30,586 in Humor (Kindle Store)
- #125,070 in Humor (Books)
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About the author
I was born and raised in the Midwest yet unabashedly aspired for adventure elsewhere, following my parents' model.
I live in southern California, where seasons seldom matter, where any promise can be conjured and fulfilled. I write while my husband watches TV sports, which are always in season = often.
I wrote a series titled Faith, Family, Frenzy! about the small town & rural Midwest. I know the characters and settings very well and my fertile imagination creates the plots. None of the escapades I create have happened to anyone anywhere, not even me.
Perhaps my series is a form of memoir...
I write humor and satire with a literary bent. Besides the four novels, I’ve published two short story anthologies and have a third in mind... I’m available to speak to your group or book club. I’m eager to engage with other writers and readers of my books.
I am having a blast!
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There's a strong Midwestern flavor to this story of Jackie and Steve Breeden, a couple nearing retirement age in a farming community in Michigan. Steve's middle management position has led to him being laid off by General Motors downsizing, and he has taken up a home-grown micro-dairy business that keeps him busy caring for their tiny herd and delivering milk products around the neighborhood, while Jackie works part time at a library to help with the bills. Their big dream is to buy a big RV and travel the country. That dream becomes real when their son Brandon, and his sketchy wife, Amy, who have dug themselves a deep financial pit, run into a crisis. Brandon, like his father before him, is let go from his high-paying job at GM. With their home in foreclosure, they will be forced to move in with Jackie and Steve. Turning lemons into lemonade, the elder couple quickly envision the moment has arrived to let the kids live in their house while they get on their feet, while they take that trip they dreamed of. With money even tighter than expected, the unlikely mother-in-law and daughter-in-law find themselves in cahoots to sell marijuana-laced bakery cookies along with the dairy products. How strait-laced, deeply religious Jackie finds herself going along with this unlikely plan I'll leave for you to read about.
It's a road trip! Only it's an older couple in an RV instead of youngsters, as the Breeden's follow their favorite sports team, the Michigan States Spartans to the Alamo Bowl before heading to the West Coast. Back home we find that Brandon and Amy are falling apart as Amy's true personality arises and she plans to recoup all their loses by becoming a major marijuana grower right there on the farm next to the micro-dairy. As Brandon tries to help out and she recruits helpers it all gets out of hand. By the time the elder Breedens hit the California State line, bank account has been emptied and they find themselves doing things they could never imagined to continue their journey and work their way home to Michigan.
Don't expect perfectly planned out character arcs or a story that you can foresee, instead expect a lot of funny improbable incidents wrapped in the modern themes of legalized medical marijuana, the disintegration of the automobile manufacturing business, and its impact on family relationships in the rust belt. I had a lot of fun reading about them.
What I didn't expect was to be laughing out loud, with tears actual tears in my eyes. This book is funny. The characters are well developed and you can see this story unfold every step of the way.
But with all the great classic novels which are clearly 5-stars, why am I ranking Stashes as high as I would a Fitzgerald or Hemingway? I'm glad you asked that question, Dear Reader... There are genius novels which are in another hemisphere altogether and then there are solid novels which are written by mere mortals which are truly lovable. Considering how much I laughed, and how much I enjoyed the read.. yes, Dear Reader... it really is a 5-star read.