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Good Fucking Manners: an etiquette book for misanthropes and success Kindle Edition

by Andrew Ho (Author), Roxanne G. (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

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Do you treat everyone with equal amounts of respect? Should you treat everyone with equal amounts of respect? If your answers are “no,” read on.

Do you have good manners, or good fucking manners? Have you ever thought that the manners you were taught are fucktarded? Do you not trust polite people? Wonder if there’s a correct way to be mean? Want to remake yourself into a paragon of efficiency, transparency, and good fucking manners? Then this is the etiquette book for you! The Juice Nazi and his Head of Secret Police, Roxanne G., are back, angrier than ever and ready to impose their will on dipshits who dare oppose them. In this book, they dissect American middle-class manners to reveal an etiquette system rife with genteel bullying, moral grandstanding, and narcissistic delusions. They offer, in its place, an alternate etiquette system that doesn’t tolerate anything that’s fake, senseless, and wasteful. This book will make anyone who identifies as a middle-class American in morals and manners, squirm. Misanthropists will be delighted.