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The Toilet Papers, Jr.: a short-story collection of horror, humor, & fairy tales for kids Kindle Edition

by Jaimie Engle (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.5 3.5 out of 5 stars 18 ratings
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This book was going to be like all bathroom books. Keeping you occupied while…you know…doing your business. What no one saw coming were kids staying to read. No one was leaving the john! They were all too busy—

Battling cockroaches.
Talking about boogers.
Seeing monsters.
Time travelling.
Learning science.
Hanging with fairy tale characters.
Fart jokes.
Finding new friends.
Meeting Cats with Nine Lives.
Helping Dogs find a home.
Studying geology and volcanoes.
But mostly, too busy imagining.

Jaimie Engle conjures silly tales and spooky poems that grow longer as you go longer, from 50 words to over 5,000 words to help make the go a little more fun. A brilliant collection that will have you laughing till you pee or will scare the poop out of you. Good thing you’re already on the potty!

For more visit www.JaimieEngle.com and become an “Engledork” today!

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  1. Reading age
    8 - 12 years
  2. Book 2 of 2
    The Toilet Papers
  3. Print length
    185 pages
  4. Language
    English
  5. Grade level
    3 - 7
  6. Publication date
    September 22, 2018
  7. Page Flip
    Enabled
  8. Word Wise
    Enabled
  9. Enhanced typesetting
    Enabled
  10. Sticky notes
    On Kindle Scribe
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5 Stars: So full of prose and whimsy that it made me feel like a kid again as I found myself laughing and reminiscing about my childhood. --Laura Hernandez

About the Author

JAIMIE ENGLE is the author of dark thrillers for teens where magic turns ordinary into extraordinary. She weaves history, magic, and lore into her books, which take readers on wondrous adventures, though her passion is talking to kids about writing and social issues because words have power. She loves coffee, cosplay, podcasting, and making Wick Books® candles inspired by scents from her novels, and lives in Florida with her awesome husband, hilarious children, and the world's best dog. Learn more at thewriteengle.com, where Jaimie is always working on her next book. Awards & Honors: Amazon #1 Bestseller & #1 New Release 2018 L. Ron Hubbard Writers of the Future Award BRAG Medallion Honoree Award Top Ten Book of 2014 Kid Lit Reviews 2017 Best Indie Author of the Year Nebula, Shirley Jackson, and Bram Stoker Nominee

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07HLQVPQ7
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ JME Books (September 22, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 22, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 16868 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 185 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.5 3.5 out of 5 stars 18 ratings

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Jaimie Engle writes award-winning stories with a magic touch in books, tv, film and comics. With more than a dozen published books, she is a seasoned storyteller who has taught at national conferences, state libraries, and local schools on writing, publishing, and marketing books. In 2021, she began writing for film & television and sold her first feature film JUST JAKE with distribution deal through UPTv Faith & Family Network. She novelized the book and sold it to Vinspire Publishing.

Several of her tv scripts, based off her published work, are in shopping agreements and development with several major producers and networks. Her script MARSHAL LAW caught the eye of the producer of “The Stand” and “Thinner” and was also adapted into a comic book published by KOOL ENGLE PRESS. More about both through her monthly newsletter via the website below.

When not telling stories, Jaimie spends time with her husband, watcher her oldest son on the stage and cheers on her youngest son’s high school football.

Fun fact? Jaimie was an alien on Seaquest. Follow the journey on social @JaimieEngleWrites and www.JaimieEngle.com.

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3.5 out of 5 stars
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Werecat 2
5.0 out of 5 stars Many Stories To Enjoy
Reviewed in the United States on October 4, 2019
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This is a great book full of nice short stories. There are a few illustrations, some are pencil drawings, some are colored. They are all terrific. I picked out two stories to share with you.
Clean your Room
This is a rhyming story.
The boy is trying to find a truck in his room but his room is to messy. He decides if he cleans it maybe he will find his truck for the race. He starts with the bed. What does he do next? Does he find his truck in time for the race?
Elise and the Magic Seashell
Elise found a seashell on the sidewalk outside her apartment on the sidewalk. Her Grandmother told her it was a magic seashell. She told her Grandmother there is no such thing as magic. Grandmother went inside. Elise put the seashell to her dad and heard the ocean. Then she felt sand under her feet. When she opened her eyes and what did she see and what did she do? You get to listen/read to find out if Elise believes in magic now. Fun!!
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Molly H
1.0 out of 5 stars Disappointed
Reviewed in the United States on August 2, 2019
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I bought this for our 3 oldest grandsons, ages 9-13 when we went on vacation with them. The info made it seem like a good choice based on their book interests. Just a few pages in and they put the book down and did not pick it up again. I took a look through several sections and agreed. We left it in the vacation rental house; maybe someone else will enjoy it.
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Bob Rosen
4.0 out of 5 stars Excellent.
Reviewed in the United States on November 4, 2019
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Great. It made my eight years old enjoy reading.
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Ric
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book... Greater author !
Reviewed in the United States on February 5, 2019
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My son hates to read.... absolutely hates it. He finished this book in 2 days. The format of having several short stories makes the task of reading seem more manageable for him and he didn’t really notice how much he was reading. A great read from a great author.
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Ppando42
5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect book for 7 yr. old.
Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2019
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The short stories are so convenient.
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DHansen
5.0 out of 5 stars you've found the perfect present. Even if they're not an avid reader
Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2018
This little book is full of whimsy and hilarity that your inner 12-year-old will appreciate if you're the kind of person that likes to ... uhhh ... linger during business hours. Which I'm not. So I didn't read any of it where you're supposed to. I still found it quite entertaining.

The book is broken up into sections that allow you to pick a short poem, or a longer story, depending upon how much time you're wanting or needing to spend while you do your thing.

If you're at a loss for a birthday gift or stocking stuffer for any kid in your life, look no further, you've found the perfect present. Even if they're not an avid reader, they'll appreciate a little something to busy themselves with to while away a bit of boredom.

Disclaimer: I received a beta version of this book in exchange for an honest review. I agreed to this as I've met Jamie personally and am always willing to support a local author. My opinions are my own.
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5.0 out of 5 stars My granddaughter loves this and so do I!
Reviewed in the United States on December 10, 2018
I bought this book for my granddaughter at an event today. She loves it! We started to read it before dinner and I must tell you, this is hysterical, funky, and full of amazing poetry like stories as well as longer fun and entertaining stories. It is very well written. Although this is a kid’s book, I loved reading it for myself. You can’t go wrong with this for yourself or the intended audience, your kids! Get your copy today!
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Vanessa Esquibel (@bookscallmyheart)
5.0 out of 5 stars The Toilet Papers Jr. is a must have for any child's bookshelf!
Reviewed in the United States on June 16, 2018
Jaimie Engle has created an awesome book designed specifically for kids and adults alike to read during their time on the “Porcelain Throne”. It is a combination of fresh, new poems and stories and classical tales with a unique twist. The poems and short stories remind me of my favorite Shel Silverstein books and feature topics that kids can relate to like cleaning their room or hearing scary noises at night. As an elementary school teacher, I know that my students would love this book!
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