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Bumble Pie: The Art of Losering Kindle Edition

by David Serafine (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

4.2 19 ratings

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Hilarious personal observations and short stories from a certified pro at' the art of losering'. Detailed illustrations capturing the defining swan song failures and a bonus index that will surely cause one to bust a gut and lower cortisol levels.

"I have often succumbed to the 'let me fix you' books that inundate every banner ad and airport kiosk around the globe. Ripping dollars from my wallet, I have chased facades of financial freedom, super-model weight loss, and even sprouting a few inches. My vertically challenged self loved the 'boots that boost' and qualified me for additional E-Harmony matches.

However, traditional self-help approaches heap a conscience flogging burden on YOU. You are broke because you spend like the government, you are 'husky' because you shotgun queso, and you lack inches because you provoked the gene dealer. If you accept you are the problem, then money will secure 'head wrenches' to screw you right. Er, on tight. That approach is certain to bung up fragile egos.

'Bumble Pie' utilizes a refreshingly simple approach and perfectly suited for those seeking hair-trigger fixes. In short, the 'Pie' suggests:

* lowering your expectations. You are not the problem, the bar is. Unless it serves adult libations, chunk all bars. This intuitive approach makes you better the second you roll out of bed.

*surrounding yourself with others who have adopted the same blasé approach to life. 'Success' will always be relative and if you 'dine with swine', you are then basking in the bell curve sweet spot.

*perusing the botched life lessons within. Written by an expert at 'losering', you will learn what not to do and therefore face the day happier, skinnier, and smarter. It's my S%&* Show Guarantee."

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115 pages
Language

English
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Publication date

May 29, 2017
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5912 KB
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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07124WFZW
Publication date ‏ : ‎ May 29, 2017
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 5912 KB
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
Print length ‏ : ‎ 115 pages

Best Sellers Rank: #3,375,821 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
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- #31,561 in Humor (Kindle Store)
- #49,909 in Memoirs (Kindle Store)

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jds_dc

Almost wet myself

Reviewed in the United States on September 1, 2017

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I picked this up at the airport in an effort to take my mind off some serious family issues. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, I was crying in the middle seat of a 3 hour flight to Los Angeles next to folks who wondered if I might be on something. Each short story had a unique setting in place and time with a scenario of bumbling happlessness, if that is a word. Absolutely laugh out loud funny. I don't see any other books by this author, but I will be watching for them. Thanks to the author.

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Sarah Hart

A very funny series of mishaps that the author tells with such ...

Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2017

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A very funny series of mishaps that the author tells with such humor! Although the stories themselves were funny, and I really enjoyed the author's storytelling style. There was almost a "Larry David" feel to it where I wondered how could this get worse. Truly entertaining and enjoyable, and I look forward to future stories.

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MistressViolet

Quick and Upbeat

Reviewed in the United States on March 17, 2022

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This is a collection of humorous short stories from the author's life. I found a couple that were laugh-out-loud funny. Others were just meh. I think the trick is that you have to be able to relate to them in order to see the humor in them. Also, I don't think I was the “target audience.” This might be a book that appeals, and is more relatable, to men.

Still, it's light and upbeat. Nothing heavy. Quick read. And I do really like the title.

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Davin Cutchall

Bumble Pie is a refreshing delight

Reviewed in the United States on August 17, 2017

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Bumble Pie is a reflective, funny and witty journey through the space/time continuum. A soul tickler for which the reader enters each and every one of the sences and leaves happier for it.