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Diary of Steve the Noob 34 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Diary of Steve the Noob Collection) Kindle Edition

by Steve the Noob (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 2,079 ratings
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29,500 words with 20 pictures. Steve returns home after the gruesome battle with the spiders. Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2021 Mojang/Notch/Microsoft
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    7 - 18 years
  2. Book 34 of 45
    Diary of Steve the Noob Collection
  3. Print length
    223 pages
  4. Language
    English
  5. Grade level
    3 - 12
  6. Publication date
    April 10, 2018
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07C3Z3P71
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ (April 10, 2018)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ April 10, 2018
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 30022 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 223 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars 2,079 ratings

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Steve the Noob

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Steve is a computer fanatic and Minecraft lover of many years. He has been playing with Legos since 5 years old, so Minecraft came very naturally to him. He loves taking things apart and putting them back together in different configurations. When not playing Minecraft or tinkering, Steve can be found sleeping. Though not a writer by profession, Steve has greatly enjoyed writing fanfiction about Minecraft. Thanks to the support from readers and reviewers, Steve will keep on writing these fun stories. Thank you for reading Steve's books and supporting his work.

Steve extremely appreciates his reviewers for taking the time to leave a review. From the reviews, Steve has gained valuable feedback and has decided to write longer Minecraft diaries in the future.

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4.8 out of 5 stars
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Carrie Anne Rillo
5.0 out of 5 stars YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Reviewed in the United States on June 5, 2018
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MY DUDDEEEEE UR BOOKS R ALSOME BRO I LOVE EM can you please team up with crafty nochel on ur next book it would make some of ur caracters a lot more active and alex wokuld be a little more alive in the next book dude put some funny things in the book like in the first bok he made poop holes and when he walked back he got stuck in some loollooolll it was funny ann my freind dos ot read ur books no more cuss h doesnt think has enouth action and funny stuff i beg him to read ur books ;) (i have very important things to tell you to add so please listen and dont ecnoir plZ dude ur meh fav author i likebb more than rick roden :) ................................................plz let me be on ur fav reviewers.......................................
.......please make a.new caracter named XMAN an his personality is sweet firm and loves dsfdating epoments while singong ancient tones.......
....... also his powers are burning canvis bolt.cannon heals fast (if not under pressure or taking damage) and lazer rain aka is raining arrows just upgraded from a ninja with the new redstone tech p.s he can do 10 lazer raind and 5 bolt cannon shots befornredstone gem is wasted...................... .. (burning canvis power up) if multiple enimies suround a bolt soilder aka xman is bolt soilder then a fire ssurounds him burning all enimies that are closing in or looking foir coiunter attacks (uses before runs out of gem power) -3-/ .................... (bolt cannon power move). a cannon of pure energy slings over his arm and straps to hiz armer armer needs to be built manualy with blue print that only xman has an found hes hidden the blue.prints (uses before gem runs out) -5-/.............(raining lazserz) pure energy rain for about 20 secounds does not kill teamates becuase user controls rain with his mind (uses before gem runs out) -10-/.............. (insta heal) if user s lower than half health they can choose if they want to heal right then or not used cAn not use power up while being damaged or under pressure power up (can only be used twice per fight and takes a lot of sleep to restore power move to use next fight (about one day)

PLEASE ADD ME OKN UR Favriot reviewser list and follow.my advice make ur books more funny more active (like how in this book steve waS injured the whole time and wastled the book on sitting next too alex the whole time please team up with crafty nichele to help you with alex movment and MAKE A CARACTER NAMMED XMAN SO MY FREIND WILL READ UR BOOKS MORE WITHOUT ME BEGGING HIM and lastly make this super cool redstone machine real in ur next book!!!!!!!! ur fav reader and wants ur books to be pop GamingMonkey signing out. pllease i hope you read thiz review.please start a little coment chat for the authkr too look at make sure to tell the author HOPEFULY THIS REVIEW WAS HELPING! and both steve the noob and crafty nochel are the best mincraft book wirhers
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The Moon Ring
5.0 out of 5 stars I love your books!
Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2024
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I think that you are the best author. I just can't stop reading your great books! I hope you keep writing the books you write! Peace out!
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Ben
5.0 out of 5 stars first review
Reviewed in the United States on April 26, 2018
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Alright this is my first review for well, anything. Good job with the series so far, really enjoying it, Mind aswell share some ideas

ideas/suggestions
1. instead of working on military upgrades and such you should focus on trading and rural upgrades.
2. Back when steve came back from The Sage he talked to the mayor about going to speak with the Skeleton King about the ender dragon but he didnt have the time to, when he fully heals up steve should visit him about it
3. You should have another physical player come visit. He could be the first tier three. but that slots most likely reserved for steve with the way the storyline is going. back to the new player, his class could be a futuristic type (still need a name for it).
he can only use class specific armor called cyber armor( looks kinda like tron armor)
his weapons of choice could be called a plasma sword and plasma rifle.
his passive could be called plasma enhancement which is kinda like gladiator passive but would only activate when in a tight situation.
here should be the names (base class-tier 1- tier 2-tier 3)
cyborg- cistriker- dark cistriker
Cyber-
plasma enforcer-plasma Master -Plasma Supreme(humans class)
Cyber
Uses Cyber sword (long sword with liquid cybernetics flowing through it)
low speed High defense and attack
(Cyborg path very op)
Cyborg
Passive: metal bang(creats ear deafening sound when knocked out)
only able to become cyborg if died and revived with a golem like body
uses weapons built into body
Cistrike
passive: transform will become a jet when you have less than quarter health
abilities
cyber shield: cloaks person in a invisible force field, only works for 30 seconds
dark Cistrike
basically citrike but you become strong and more agressive
(second option)
plasma enforcer
passive- plasma enhancement( only passive for whole class section)
able to bend plasma at some extent
Plasma Master Able to bend Dark Matter and plasma at some extent
Plasma supreme
Able to fully Manipulate dark matter and matter aswell as time and space

i only have one request. could I be the plasma supreme?
Name: Ben
Sex(Gender): Male
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown

Well that took quite a while
thats gonna wrap things up here
This is Ben, Signing out!
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Audrey
5.0 out of 5 stars WOW
Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2018
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Once agan you have outdone yourself. Thank you so much for adding me to your list of favorite reviewer. Could you please please please add a character that I made.
Name: Raven
Gender: Male
Class: Nightwing
Could you please make it so that Raven challenges Shadow to a duel and they tire themself so much they can't even fight anymore. If you do thatTHANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH and if you don't that's ok you don't always get what you want and also thank you again for putting me on your list of favorite reveiwers

Also could you make the mayor upgrade classes. How the mayor changes classes should be totally difrent then other people (discluding other mayors) and should be based on 3 factors
How many people live in there city
The size of the city and buildings
The diversity of buisnesses

If you do my ideas I will be SUPER DUPER UBER HAPPY and if you don't like I said before I'll still read your books and you don't always come up on top in life

This was CBGRaven

P.S. Thank you one last time for putting me on your list of favorite reviewers

P.P.S. I am in Israel and on a trip around the world for a year and the wifi isn't always awesome so I cna't review all your books so I put my all in 1 review every few books.
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Eldo Santos
5.0 out of 5 stars Supa Dupa Cool
Reviewed in Canada on July 4, 2020
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THIS BOOK RECEIVES A TWO THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!!😜
thank you for publishing this book. I just started the series and I am going to start reading the next one as soon as I can.
Thank you
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Luciano Siani Pires
5.0 out of 5 stars amazing book please keep writing
Reviewed in Brazil on August 14, 2018
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I love your books (this series especially) I am a girl, and have been reading your books since 2015 and never stopped I just wanted to let you know there is someone out there who enjoys reading your books so if you ever loose hope or motivation please write them for me cuz i know for sure there are many more fans of you out from around the world (brazil here) that enjoy your books as much as i do :) never forget that at least there is one person here who reads your books :) and my english is kind of crappy rn cuz im tired but I hope you get the message =)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Yes! It's here! Book 34!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on April 15, 2018
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Hey Steve im TheOmegaChixken. You remember me from book 32? Im sorry i couldn't review on book 33, i had no wifi, but since book 34 is out, i decided just to review this instead.

Ok, this book is possibly one of your best books yet. It was really worth the 2.12 for over 29,000 words! And thanks so much for adding the crossbow and 'lasers for Bob' idea. Anyways, i have cool ideas for next book ;)

1.steve discovers that to get to tier 3, you have to be level 50.
2.steves tier 3 class is a beast. Its stronger and has abilities like forward repel, ana ability allowing the person to teleport 2 blocks forward. They hve pernament strength 1 and 33% of the time, it is a crit. hit.

3.You have seem to put, the expert armourer thing to the side, so i think bob should make steves armour OUT OF DIAMONDS due to boost with the fortune pickaxes.

4.Harold and Bob work together to make a Beast Sword for steve, once he has upgraded to tier 3. It will be a diamond double handed sword, made by Bob, and Harold will enchant it with Sharpness V, Fire Aspect II, and maybe some other custom enchantments made by you.

5.Harold also enchants Arceus' bow with power v and infinity!

6. Cindy starts making smoothies (the type she made in the cooking competition) and now 'Cindy's Special Smoothie' is now available at Paul's Potions Shop.

Now i will note the good and bad things about this book(please dont be offended by the bad things, im only trying to help)

Good
All captains t2
Emily's t2 book that she found
Tacos, burritoes and cheesesteaks
Arena fight!
My ideas you included ;)

Bad
Um....... Not really anything i could think of except grammar mistakes.

(Gosh this is one long review)

Book tips and notes
When it comes to the 3rd of 4th anniversary, or the mext one, maybe you could change the book cover style? I will email you a design.

I love how you put the messages at the beginning its like talking directly to you!

At the end of the book, you could put some of your favourite fan srt that has been emailed to you.

Ok, Im gonna end off this review with two jokes that kinda relate to the series.

What do Leland the ninja and FArts both have in common?
They are both silent but deadly.

What did Steve the volcano say to Alex the volcano?
I lava you!

Thanks for spending time reading my review, STN and customers. Hope this will come to use STN!

TheOmegaChixken says see u later!
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PETITJEAN
5.0 out of 5 stars Super !
Reviewed in France on May 7, 2018
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J'aime beaucoup car ont découvre des nouvelles choses à chaque livre ! Cela donne envie de lire la suite mais les livres prennent du temps à sortir mais à par ça tout est très bien. Bon travail.
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natalie colam
5.0 out of 5 stars AWSOME !!!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewed in Australia on July 18, 2018
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love it keep writing. for next book alex could be tier3 upgrade And have blueprints for obsidion sword and armour you shoul add tridents to frowimg. by the way dont mind .exe l love yoir books!!! from KILLLER JAKE.
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