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Enter the Janitor (The Cleaners Book 1) Kindle Edition
"After reading this novel, YOU MIGHT NEVER AGAIN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALONE..." - Laura Resnick, author of the Esther Diamond urban fantasy series
Clean-freak college student Dani Hashelheim never imagined she’d discover her latent magical ability in, of all places, a bathroom. But when she ducks into the ladies’ room at the library, she’s put in the crossfire between an elderly janitor and a ravenous muck-monster that emerges from the sink. Dani’s previously unknown power manifests in self-defense, and she floods and burns down the library—at the same time.
Enter Ben, the janitor, who works for the Cleaners, a supernatural sanitation company that keeps reality tidy and safe...and a company Dani now works for as well, whether she wants to or not. This puts a significant crimp in her dream to attend med school and become a doctor. Nor is Ben happy, since it’s his duty to help Dani adapt to the job and learn to control her chaotic talent before it kills them both.
Dani barely has time to try on her new company uniform before she and Ben are hunted down by a cult that wants to cleanse all life from the planet, and believes her power provides the means to do so. While fighting to survive the cult’s increasingly violent recruitment attempts, the pair must battle dust devils, navigate a maze of mystical sewers, face down trash golems—and scrub the occasional toilet.
"Definitely not your standard fantasy heroes...clever, well-written, and a bunch of fun." - Jody Lynn Nye, bestselling author
- LanguageEnglish
- Publication dateJanuary 8, 2019
- File size1627 KB
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- ASIN : B07MQBH4QQ
- Publisher : Story Strong Press (January 8, 2019)
- Publication date : January 8, 2019
- Language : English
- File size : 1627 KB
- Simultaneous device usage : Unlimited
- Text-to-Speech : Enabled
- Screen Reader : Supported
- Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
- X-Ray : Not Enabled
- Word Wise : Enabled
- Sticky notes : On Kindle Scribe
- Print length : 374 pages
- Best Sellers Rank: #1,605,396 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store)
- #4,798 in Contemporary Fantasy (Kindle Store)
- #8,913 in Urban Fantasy (Kindle Store)
- #52,027 in Paranormal & Urban Fantasy (Books)
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About the author
Author, editor, and freelancer Josh Vogt has been published in dozens of genre markets with work ranging from flash fiction to short stories to novels that cover fantasy, science fiction, horror, humor, pulp, and more. He also writes for a wide variety of RPG developers such Paizo, Modiphius, and Privateer Press. His debut fantasy novel, Forge of Ashes, adds to the RPG Pathfinder Tales tie-in line. His urban fantasy series, The Cleaners, is published by Story Strong Press and includes Enter the Janitor, The Maids of Wrath, The Dustpan Cometh, and Fellowship of the Squeegee. Other works include Solar Singularity from WordFire Press and the Fate's Fangs tie-in novel. A Compton Crook Award and Scribes Award finalist, he’s a member of SFWA as well as the International Association of Media Tie-In Writers. Find him at JRVogt.com or on Twitter @JRVogt. He is made out of meat.
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Not just another toilet-plunging epic, Enter the Janitor gets off to a great start and doesn’t let up. Ben, a crusty, flippant, older Cleaner, is ordered to train Dani since her—and her awesome, fiery magic—might be lured to serve Corruption. This doesn’t sit well with Dani (she does hate germs, you know) but she’s left with little choice. Adjusting to a lifestyle where she has to temporarily abandon her family, friends, and schooling, Dani chafes under Ben’s cantankerous tutelage. It doesn’t take long, though, before forces threaten to flush her and her little pet lizard, Tetris, down the crapper.
Josh has created one of the most unique urban fantasy worlds I’ve seen in this novel. We meet trash mages, entropy wizards, god-like beings that embody Filth (in leopard print pants, no less), water elementals stored in a janitor’s spray bottle, the cute-but-definitely-not-cuddly Gnashy, lizard-like urmoch that dwell in sewers and never leave a courtesy flush, and people so pure they can magically edit out your vulgar language. I mean, ****, there’s a lot of stuff here, but Josh juggles it all in a deftly written, slick narrative. Humorous dialogue makes each character stand out with distinction. The magic system is well-thought out and original.
There are somber moments, too. Josh’s description of the Gutters, a realm between realities where dead worlds drift aimlessly, or Dani’s reaction to the harsh truths every Cleaner must face, or what Ben has sacrificed, gives this story an emotional foundation beyond the spell-slinging, mop-thrusting action. I liked every character and what role they played. Even the villains display complexity, and often deserve as much empathy as the heroes.
I’m glad that this is the first of a series, because I’ll certainly return to Josh’s world to see what happens to Dani and her friends next. I highly recommend this book.
That's a lot for college girl Dani to take in. She's hardcore OCD, and when her powerful magic manifests, she's forced into the ranks of the Cleaners. The book is a lemony-fresh romp with the quick pace and breezy reading of urban fantasy all dressed up in a whole new way.
Vogt's world and magic system are wonderfully imaginative. Who would have thought that the balance between good and evil would be maintained by janitors (and a rather intense bureaucracy)? You see a lot of vampires and werewolves in urban fantasy, so getting to explore Vogt's take on the genre feels like a real treat and a breath of fresh air.
The foul-filter is hilarious.
Looking forward to reading the next one!