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Enter the Janitor (The Cleaners Book 1) Kindle Edition

4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 91 ratings

"After reading this novel, YOU MIGHT NEVER AGAIN GO TO THE BATHROOM ALONE..." - Laura Resnick, author of the Esther Diamond urban fantasy series

Clean-freak college student Dani Hashelheim never imagined she’d discover her latent magical ability in, of all places, a bathroom. But when she ducks into the ladies’ room at the library, she’s put in the crossfire between an elderly janitor and a ravenous muck-monster that emerges from the sink. Dani’s previously unknown power manifests in self-defense, and she floods and burns down the library—at the same time.

Enter Ben, the janitor, who works for the Cleaners, a supernatural sanitation company that keeps reality tidy and safe...and a company Dani now works for as well, whether she wants to or not. This puts a significant crimp in her dream to attend med school and become a doctor. Nor is Ben happy, since it’s his duty to help Dani adapt to the job and learn to control her chaotic talent before it kills them both.

Dani barely has time to try on her new company uniform before she and Ben are hunted down by a cult that wants to cleanse all life from the planet, and believes her power provides the means to do so. While fighting to survive the cult’s increasingly violent recruitment attempts, the pair must battle dust devils, navigate a maze of mystical sewers, face down trash golems—and scrub the occasional toilet.


"Definitely not your standard fantasy heroes...clever, well-written, and a bunch of fun." - Jody Lynn Nye, bestselling author

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About the Author

A full-time freelance writer, Josh Vogt has been published in dozens of genre markets with work ranging from flash fiction to short stories to doorstopper novels that cover fantasy, science fiction, horror, humor, pulp, and more. He also writes for a wide variety of RPG developers such Paizo, Modiphius, and Privateer Press. His debut fantasy novel, Forge of Ashes, adds to the popular Pathfinder Tales line. WordFire Press has launched his urban fantasy series, The Cleaners, with Enter the Janitor (2015) and The Maids of Wrath (2016). You can find him at JRVogt.com. He's a member of SFWA as well as the International Association of Media Tie-In Writers. He is made out of meat.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07MQBH4QQ
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Story Strong Press (January 8, 2019)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ January 8, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 1627 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 374 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.2 4.2 out of 5 stars 91 ratings

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Author, editor, and freelancer Josh Vogt has been published in dozens of genre markets with work ranging from flash fiction to short stories to novels that cover fantasy, science fiction, horror, humor, pulp, and more. He also writes for a wide variety of RPG developers such Paizo, Modiphius, and Privateer Press. His debut fantasy novel, Forge of Ashes, adds to the RPG Pathfinder Tales tie-in line. His urban fantasy series, The Cleaners, is published by Story Strong Press and includes Enter the Janitor, The Maids of Wrath, The Dustpan Cometh, and Fellowship of the Squeegee. Other works include Solar Singularity from WordFire Press and the Fate's Fangs tie-in novel. A Compton Crook Award and Scribes Award finalist, he’s a member of SFWA as well as the International Association of Media Tie-In Writers. Find him at JRVogt.com or on Twitter @JRVogt. He is made out of meat.

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4.2 out of 5 stars
4.2 out of 5
91 global ratings
An amazing urban fantasy novel with a unique twist!
5 Stars
An amazing urban fantasy novel with a unique twist!
I picked this book up at the 2015 Denver Comic Con, where it was described to me as what could have happened if Harry from Jim Butcher's Dresden Files had choose to be a Janitor instead of a detective. Intrigued I immediately started reading it. I was not disappointed.Set in Denver, Enter the Janitor, brings you an experienced wizard/supernatural janitor (cleaner), Ben, who gains within the first chapters a germaphobe apprentice, Dani. I immediately fell in love with the characters of Ben with his crotchety grumpy old man deminer and Dani with her struggle to fit in as cleaner and control her new powers all while battling her germaphobia. Ben and Dani make you laugh while battling villains of Corruption, not an easy thing to do.Josh Vogt creates a fantasy world below the setting of Denver that is fresh, new and exciting. Add his lovable characters and talented ability to weave a story and it makes for an excellent fist book in the Cleaners Series that I couldn't put down. I personally cannot wait to see what happens to Ben and Dani in the book 2, The Maids of Wrath.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2015
When Dani, medical student and germaphobe extraordinaire, stumbles upon a battle between Ben, a magic-using janitor, and a clot-hound, a beast lurking in the restroom plumbing, she displays unusual powers that saves Ben in the nick of time. Without even realizing it, she has entered the world of the Cleaners, who serve the forces of Purity to battle the vile minions of Corruption. Oh, and to make sure there’s always toilet paper in every stall.

Not just another toilet-plunging epic, Enter the Janitor gets off to a great start and doesn’t let up. Ben, a crusty, flippant, older Cleaner, is ordered to train Dani since her—and her awesome, fiery magic—might be lured to serve Corruption. This doesn’t sit well with Dani (she does hate germs, you know) but she’s left with little choice. Adjusting to a lifestyle where she has to temporarily abandon her family, friends, and schooling, Dani chafes under Ben’s cantankerous tutelage. It doesn’t take long, though, before forces threaten to flush her and her little pet lizard, Tetris, down the crapper.

Josh has created one of the most unique urban fantasy worlds I’ve seen in this novel. We meet trash mages, entropy wizards, god-like beings that embody Filth (in leopard print pants, no less), water elementals stored in a janitor’s spray bottle, the cute-but-definitely-not-cuddly Gnashy, lizard-like urmoch that dwell in sewers and never leave a courtesy flush, and people so pure they can magically edit out your vulgar language. I mean, ****, there’s a lot of stuff here, but Josh juggles it all in a deftly written, slick narrative. Humorous dialogue makes each character stand out with distinction. The magic system is well-thought out and original.

There are somber moments, too. Josh’s description of the Gutters, a realm between realities where dead worlds drift aimlessly, or Dani’s reaction to the harsh truths every Cleaner must face, or what Ben has sacrificed, gives this story an emotional foundation beyond the spell-slinging, mop-thrusting action. I liked every character and what role they played. Even the villains display complexity, and often deserve as much empathy as the heroes.

I’m glad that this is the first of a series, because I’ll certainly return to Josh’s world to see what happens to Dani and her friends next. I highly recommend this book.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 7, 2016
I have read a lot of urban fantasy--120 books, according to my tags--and it's very difficult to describe works in the genre as innovative and fresh. They tend to take old tropes like vampires, werewolves, or fairies, and put their own spin on them. Josh Vogt, however, has created something incredibly unique in his Cleaners series. His heroes work in supernatural sanitation. They wear the guises of common janitors and maids as they do battle with Scum that crawls out of sewers and the dark cracks between dimensions.

That's a lot for college girl Dani to take in. She's hardcore OCD, and when her powerful magic manifests, she's forced into the ranks of the Cleaners. The book is a lemony-fresh romp with the quick pace and breezy reading of urban fantasy all dressed up in a whole new way.
Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2016
Enter the Janitor is one of those books that starts strong and continues to grow on you as you read. It's fun, funny, fast-paced, and well-plotted. One of the things I enjoyed most about Vogt's novel was the mentor/student relationship between Ben and Dani. Ben's got a definite grumpy old man persona--he's crusty and gruff, but underneath all that he really cares. Dani's a spitfire just coming into her powers, with a clean streak a mile wide. They play off one another well, and their relationship is the source for a lot of humor. No montages or large jumps in time; their relationship grows organically, and you can see why and how they come to care for one another--which made me all the more invested in each character by the time the end rolled around.

Vogt's world and magic system are wonderfully imaginative. Who would have thought that the balance between good and evil would be maintained by janitors (and a rather intense bureaucracy)? You see a lot of vampires and werewolves in urban fantasy, so getting to explore Vogt's take on the genre feels like a real treat and a breath of fresh air.

The foul-filter is hilarious.

Looking forward to reading the next one!
Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2015
I found out about this via the "Whatever" blog where John Scalzi spotlights a new book and gives the author the chance to let a larger audience know about the work. It sounded great! I came to Amazon and bought it. It turned out to be similar to a clever SNL skit that is expanded to become another bad movie. Nice premise, tedious story. Unsympathetic characters, so I found myself not caring. Janitors deal with the gunk of life, so make one of the main characters a germaphobe. Interesting in chapter one, "please make it stop" by the middle of the story. Of course, there is no "end", because every idea in sf/fantasy fiction these days has to be a trilogy, at minimum. I love Brandon Sanderson, and the second book in his "The Way of Kings" was even better than the first, but I understand that he thinks it will take ten novels to get it done. Yikes. Perhaps this "Janitor" series will get better as it continues. Someone else will have to let me know. I'm out.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2020
I am not sure how to review this properly. The BOOK is fine. Good story, interesting characters. But the audio book narrator I was done with after chapter 2. Very blah voice, no personality coming through, and made the characters fall flat. I have only in the last 6 months started really doing audio books, and found that often they enhance the story. This one did NOT. Unfortunately the review is all or nothing and I cant call out just the audio book.
Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2016
I snorted when someone mentioned this book, but I was intrigued enough to give it a try. I'm glad I did. While it is just a riff on the strange things we know nothing about that hidden organizations control for our benefit trope, the characters are well developed and the roller coaster plot leads to a satisfying and complete ending. This is despite being the first in a series. It's a book that doesn't take itself too seriously and this leads to some fun complications. Well done.

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3.0 out of 5 stars germophobe's delight
Reviewed in France on June 28, 2016
Having a hard time getting around the germophobic Dani's constant harping on about filth and disease. Continuing to read, but not all in one sitting as I'd normally do. However, a worthy effort, with a strong story line, interesting character development, engaging people.
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