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Gigi Make Paradox (Where the Hell is Tesla? Book 3) Kindle Edition

by Rob Dircks (Author) Format: Kindle Edition

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Book 3 of 3: Where the Hell is Tesla?

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The Third book in the Where the Hell is Tesla? Trilogy is HERE!

Listen, having kids is great, my little Gigi Collins and Pete’s daughter Hannah are sweet little fluffs of cotton candy, spun from the silk of fairy spiders who live in the clouds. But MAN, can they cause trouble. Seriously, you’d think a two-year-old couldn’t possibly threaten the very existence of our physical reality, but, well, you know where this is going.

So join me and Pete, and Bobo, and of course the man himself, Nikola Tesla, on another spine-tingling, bowel-loosening thrill ride, and remember: bring your adult diapers.

WARNING: If you haven’t read Where the Hell is Tesla? and Don’t Touch the Blue Stuff! (Where the Hell is Tesla? Book 2), I apologize in advance, as you might get completely freaking lost. If you do, just call my apartment, if I’m not watching Gigi I’ll try to pick up the phone, and I’ll fill you in. (Assuming our physical reality still exists.) – Chip

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07SSCN96G
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Goldfinch Publishing (June 5, 2019)
Publication date ‏ : ‎ June 5, 2019
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 6673 KB
Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
Print length ‏ : ‎ 212 pages
Page numbers source ISBN ‏ : ‎ 1733017917

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- #4,189 in Time Travel Fiction
- #12,888 in Science Fiction Adventure

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Rob Dircks is the #1 Audible bestselling author of You're Going to Mars!, the Where the Hell is Tesla? series, The Wrong Unit, and more (including the anti-self-help book Unleash the Sloth! 75 Ways to Reach Your Maximum Potential By Doing Less). He's also got a drawerful of screenplays and short stories, some of which appear on his original audio sci-fi short story podcast, Listen To The Signal, which he narrates.

Rob's a member of SFWA (Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers of America), and is a big fan of classic science fiction. When not writing, he's helping other authors publish their own work with Goldfinch Publishing, writing and designing for the award-winning ad agency he owns with his brother (appropriately called Dircks Associates), and generally doing what he calls "sampling": video production, audio production, app development, photography, guitar, reading, cooking. (Note the absence of the phrases "going to the gym" and "running iron-man triathalons.") He lives in New York with his wife and two kids. You can get in touch at robdircks.com.

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Timothy Bateson

This story will take you places you never dreamed of - unless you're Tesla himself...

Reviewed in the United States on December 22, 2019

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I thoroughly enjoyed the first two installments of this series and jumped at the chance to pick up this book.
It employs the same humor, mixed pacing, and first-person style that made both the previous books so engaging. Even the little side journeys into seemingly irrelevant thought threads play give great insight into the characters.
I really love how the characters grow throughout this story, taking them in directions that were not just unexpected, but worked so well in leading us to the conclusion of the series.
If you enjoyed the first two books, this is an essential read!

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Adrian

A good finish to a great trilogy!

Reviewed in the United States on July 22, 2019

3.5 stars
I enjoy Rob Dircks’s books. They are not for everyone but they’re fun, light-hearted, a bit of science-geekiness, and usually give you a warm, fuzzy feeling at various times. I think I would have benefited from reading all three of these books back-to-back-to-back since I didn’t remember everything that happened in previous books. Rob did a great job of providing a very fast review of what happened. There is a bit of language in his book, just like other books, so, fair warning.

There are some hard-to-deal-with concepts regarding physics, but that’s part of the science fiction fun. However, I hate to say this, but this was not my favorite book from Rob. I enjoyed it for the most part, but I think it got a little too silly for me and a little too far-fetched. I liked the historical aspects (1945, 1182, and 65 mya); all those segments were fun. But I guess I am happy the series has ended. I greatly look forward to more books from Rob (I loved You're Going to Mars!)

I liked the dedication at the end. It made the book, and series, more meaningful. Giving more respect to NikOla Tesla (pronounced correctly) is a good deed. What’s funny is that in early July, there was a Jeopardy! question about Tesla that I totally knew because of this book! (plus, Alex Trebek pronounced the name wrong too). This was the question: “Quite the loner, Nikola Tesla made close friends only with these urban creatures & often fed & nursed them”.

Audiobook narrator Rob Dircks| rating: 5 stars
He does a wonderful job of reading his own books. He’s even good at many different accents.

Thanks, Rob, for the free audiobook!

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Tom Sadira

Lovable characters & bizarre worlds woven together with a fast-paced, natural voice.

Reviewed in the United States on December 13, 2019

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What a friggin' blast! I couldn't put down this epic final installation in [author:Rob Dircks|6469681]' Tesla trilogy. Hilarious and endearing, it starts with a fart joke and ends with a poop joke—and takes the reader through an extraordinary adventure in between.

Lovable characters and bizarre worlds are woven together with a fast-paced, natural voice that goes down smoooooth. This book in particular (and this series in general) deserve a permanent spot on the shelf of outrageously fun, thoughtful science fiction.

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Scott73

Everything I love about reading, laughing and love. Thank you Rob

Reviewed in the United States on November 28, 2020

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I wish I could give this author and this book 10 stars. Rob, you are an amazing and fun read! Even your audible audio books are unlike any other. I did not expect this series to end in such a beautiful balance of happy and sad. Perfect my friend.

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Craig Damlo

Good Addition to the Series

Reviewed in the United States on July 4, 2019

I liked this book, did I like it as much as the first two in the series? No. I really like the mechanism for the whole series, the protagonist is writing a series of emails that tell the story of what is happening in the story. Of course this wouldn't work in all stories, the Indian Jones series would have been a lot shorter as Indy pulls out his pen and paper to tell of how deftly he swapped the gold statue for a sack of dirt, and got crushed by a giant stone.

Honest review: I want to rate this 3.5, but I can't. But it's better than the middle of the road so I'm rounding up, but I wouldn't really call it a 4 star book. Yes it's funny, but as the 3rd book, there are a few running gags that have been drug out too long, like Peter Griffen scrapping his knee and holding it for just a tad too long.

Despite my complaint about a few running gags that ran too long, this book does add to the overall series. It introduces new mechanisms and does have new jokes. I say read it, or better yet listen to Rob read it!

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Jon

A Fun and Funny trip to another world, er- dimension

Reviewed in the United States on July 6, 2019

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This book that will make you smile, laugh out loud AND think. The adventures of Chip, Pete and Nikola Tesla in the ITA are the scientifically proven antidote for whatever makes you weary. The author Rob Dircks is the love child of Robert A Heinlein and Christopher Moore.

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Just Relaxing

Dirks make good book!

Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2021

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Reading Dirks is like riding a roller coaster upside down and backwards. This fast paced book delivers just that, a glimpse of what an inter-dimensional hallway to just about anywhere would be like. I had a ball reading this book, thanks Rob.

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James M Soltys

Another great fun read by Rob Dircks.

Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2019

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Is this a tome of life altering enlightenment and wisdom? Nope.
Is it another fantastic and fun novel by Rob Dircks you'll read giggling and cheering and deluding yourself with the lie "I'll go to sleep after the next chapter"? Absolutely. You should definitely read the first two novels of the trilogy before this obviously (because they're also great).

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Graisi

A Light Time Travel Adventure

Reviewed in Canada on April 19, 2021

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This was an entertaining conclusion to the series; I laughed, I cried. I loved the nihilistic dinosaurs - for some reason they were the funniest thing in the book. I could have done without the fart jokes as they weren't clever and there were too many of them. But overall, this was a weird and fun read.

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